The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Radical Cadre]

Are these dumb games over with yet?

Sixteen games, a post season and a loud concert every year that get in the way of the glory that is the off-season. We're so close to the good stuff.

 

[killuminati]

Miscues left them taking 3 instead of 7. Not a lucky break, but it could have been worse. They can't fuck up anymore from here, these drives have to be perfect.

 

[Coccxys]

3 instead of 7 but that's the sort of screw up kansas should be diving on.

 

[captkrisma]

WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU AT DURING MY DRAFTKINGS GAMES GRONK?!?

 

[Salubrious]

No offense to Brady because he's been dealing tonight, but the Tampa Bay defense has completely shut down KC.

 

[Zig Zag]

KC has like 10 minutes to make up 22 points, they are totally fucked

 

[BarelyLegalGreta]

These penalties by the Chiefs are really screwing them.

from the guys that brought you deflategate come the brady superbowl win

this is the fastest quarter i've seen at a superbowl.

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

No offense to Brady because he's been dealing tonight, but the Tampa Bay defense has completely shut down KC.

It's a combination of that and Mahoney sucking ball sacks this game. Plus, he got hurt

 

[I.B. Niggin]

No offense to Brady because he's been dealing tonight, but the Tampa Bay defense has completely shut down KC.

David has been absolutely lights out on Kelce. Arguably an MVP type performance

 

[Meat Target]

If I had known it'd be this combination of refball, Chiefs sucking ass, and commercials that make me wanna bite someone in the throat, I'd have chosen waterboarding with my balls in a vice over this.

 

[killuminati]

No offense to Brady because he's been dealing tonight, but the Tampa Bay defense has completely shut down KC.

This secondary has been absolutely incredible this postseason, no idea what the fuck woke them up. And I feel like they were sandbagging with this offense until this game lmao.

KC has like 10 minutes to make up 22 points, they are totally fucked

Yeah, this isn't the Texans. This isn't the 9ers. You're facing the GOAT and this unit of a defense. KC's secondary needs a big play or you can pretty much call this one.

 

[captkrisma]

Mahomes is holding the ball far too long. Just fucking throw it away instead of running 20yrds the opposite direction.

Edit: THROW THE FUCKING BALL MOTHERFUCKER

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

Mahoney is going to have nightmares of this game..

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

That Queen Latifah show looks hilariously awful. An obese woman in her fifties riding motorcycles and beating the shit out of bad guys LMFAO and the theme song goes like "WHY YOU WANNA TEST A BLACK WOMAN?! BANG! BANG!"

 

[HiddenFist]

The Chiefs are fucked and have no way to win. Also, nice Edward Scissorhands commercial.

 

[Coccxys]

Mahomes is holding the ball far too long. Just fucking throw it away instead of running 20yrds the opposite direction.

Edit: THROW THE FUCKING BALL MOTHERFUCKER

He's going for giving Tampa the first ever 90 yard safety.

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

That Queen Latifah show looks hilariously awful. An obese woman in her fifties riding motorcycles and beating the shit out of bad guys LMFAO and the theme song goes like "WHY YOU WANNA TEST A BLACK WOMAN?! BANG! BANG!"

Thats ok, it will get five episodes and be cancelled..

 

[Salubrious]

I've never seen two better throws that don't count than those two from Mahomes.

 

[killuminati]

I've never seen two better throws that don't count than those two from Mahomes.

Yeah, dangerous plays, but it's what you gotta do in a situation like this. He's got a lot of talent and tenacity, bless his heart. He gave it all he had.

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

Wonder how much Andy Reid's son getting shit faced and leaving a poor 5 year-old girl retarded for life put a damper on this weeks preparations.