The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

I'm hearing Aaron Rodgers went on the Pat McAfee show and decided to burn it all down.

This Mike White guy on the Jets might be legit, that was one hell of a drive.

He played well in the Cowboys preseason a while back. I'm glad he's still in the league and not selling insurance.

 

[Salubrious]

I'm hearing Aaron Rodgers went on the Pat McAfee show and decided to burn it all down.

I love the idea that Aaron literally saying that he's allergic to the ingredients in the vaccine isn't good enough.

This is the problem with the "pro-vaxxers": they presume that anyone that says they can't take the vaccine doesn't have a legitimate reason. Like the Offspring drummer saying "it could literally kill me" wasn't legitimate.

 

[Least Concern]

I love the idea that Aaron literally saying that he's allergic to the ingredients in the vaccine isn't good enough.

I don't want to get into a debate as to the merits of the vax here (there's already enough threads for that) but are we sure that's the case? The vaccine is safe for the vast, vast majority of people but isn't it funny how so many of the most noisy anti-vax types are also the ones who are certain they will get severely sick and probably die if they take it. Maybe Rogers is part of the .01% of physically fit men in their 30s who we know beforehand are likely to be harmed by the jab, but… I'd like to see some evidence.

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Stephen Colbert Turns Aaron Rodgers' Vaccine Lie Into An Extremely Dirty Joke

"The Late Show" host hit the Green Bay Packers star with an uncomfortable truth.

www.huffpost.com

I’m late to Aaron may or may not having COVID-19 related issues, but it’s really depressing to read and watch Stephen Colbert trying to tell ”jokes” about this situation.

You even had Jimmy Kimmel seriously making “Karen” jokes regarding Aaron’s medical issues regarding him looking up the ingredients for the vaccines in question.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

This Mike White guy on the Jets might be legit, that was one hell of a drive.

I picked him up in fantasy football this week and started him. That one drive looked incredible and I figured starting him was a good move. Then saw he injured himself and well, that's that

 

[Jump]

So this shit is even worse than expected. When help arrived on scene the woman in the car, Tina Tintor (Or Tinton, I have seen both spellings), was still alive, but the car started burning so they couldn't get her out. Then the fucking thing burst in to flames and she burned alive along with her dog. Jesus Christ.

TMZ has the video of the car burning.
https://www.tmz.com/2021/11/05/henr...elonies-one-misdemeanor-dui-reckless-driving/
Niggers hooting and hollering around trying to get photos of the NFL star while the chick and her dog burn alive in the car. The heartless girlfriend crying for help about the bump on Ruggs head or something while the woman in the car burns in the background.

Cars don't instantly explode. He is a big strong NFL guy. He or the bystanders could have at least tried and yank the woman out of the car as it started burning.

 

[Least Concern]

Cars don't instantly explode. He is a big strong NFL guy. He or the bystanders could have at least tried and yank the woman out of the car as it started burning.

Judging by that video, he might have been too fucking drunk and/or dazed to coherently do so.

I hadn't heard that he had a chick in the car with him at the time. Was she just as blasted as he was? From that video it sounds like he might have been. Send her to prison too, at least for a minute.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I love the idea that Aaron literally saying that he's allergic to the ingredients in the vaccine isn't good enough.

This is the problem with the "pro-vaxxers": they presume that anyone that says they can't take the vaccine doesn't have a legitimate reason. Like the Offspring drummer saying "it could literally kill me" wasn't legitimate.

Rodgers isn't allergic or the NFL would grant him an exemption.

 

[Techpriest]

TMZ has the video of the car burning.
https://www.tmz.com/2021/11/05/henr...elonies-one-misdemeanor-dui-reckless-driving/
Niggers hooting and hollering around trying to get photos of the NFL star while the chick and her dog burn alive in the car. The heartless girlfriend crying for help about the bump on Ruggs head or something while the woman in the car burns in the background.

Cars don't instantly explode. He is a big strong NFL guy. He or the bystanders could have at least tried and yank the woman out of the car as it started burning.

You can’t do shit for someone in the other car in that situation. They’re trapped, and no matter what you do, if you don’t have the jaws of life you’re not getting them out. People were trying to get her out. It didn’t work. And it caught fire as emergency services was on the way.

 

[killuminati]

Holy shit, the Bengals are getting pounded by the Browns, the Cowboys are getting shutout by the Broncos, the Bills look like dogshit vs the Jaguars, and Kyler Murray and D-Hop are going to be out for the Cardinals against the 9ers this afternoon. What a fucking start to this Sunday.

Josh Allen has now been sacked and intercepted by Josh Allen. You can't make this shit up.

Josh Allen recovers the fumble from Josh Allen's rush attempt. I think we can call him Josh Allen Sr. at this point.

 

[Incompetent]

'Any given sunday' hit this week way harder than Henry Ruggs did with his car.

 

[Techpriest]

 

[buttvomit]

fml..............the jags ug

 

[Shirō Ishii]

After half a season, I now believe that Sam Darnold is a bust. I gave him the benefit of the doubt when he was with the Jets and I did like him, but he's stunk it up since week 4

EDIT: Spelling

 

[killuminati]

The 49ers are out here making Colt McCoy look like fucking Aaron Rodgers, what the hell is this team?

It's embarrassing how impotent the Kansas City offense is. The Packers are making mistake after mistake and they can't capitalize on any of them to save their lives. 0-10 13 going into halftime.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

You can’t do shit for someone in the other car in that situation. They’re trapped, and no matter what you do, if you don’t have the jaws of life you’re not getting them out. People were trying to get her out. It didn’t work. And it caught fire as emergency services was on the way.

$10 automatic centerpunch will break any tempered glass window. May cause spinal damage getting them out that way, but better than burning alive. ymmv.

 

[Techpriest]

$10 automatic centerpunch will break any tempered glass window. May cause spinal damage getting them out that way, but better than burning alive. ymmv.

Can’t pull anyone out of tempered glass when they have a leg trapped by twisted metal.

 

[killuminati]

Congratulations Chiefs on your 7-13 victory at home against a team whose QB couldn't even convert a 3rd down until the final 10 minutes of the game. Had the Packers special team not fucked up on two field goal attempts we could easily be talking about a 13-13 game that somehow went into overtime. It's a win you don't deserve nor deserve to feel good about.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]