The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
I'm not a huge NFL guy. I like college more, but I enjoy seeing former Alabama players playing in the pros. I know the Patriots don't have a good record this year, but I'm proud of Mac Jones doing well as a rookie QB.
 
Sex Cannon Lupa said:
Imagine being desperate enough to sign Cam Newton. Pretty sure they could sign some CFL reject to give them eight touchdowns and zero energy.
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I think Tepper's written off the season already and the only reason they signed Cam over starting PJ Walker while Darnold's out is to get butts in seats. Panthers fans are going nuts over the signing.
 
I don't really see how the Rams benefit from this. They've already had Robert Woods and DeSean Jackson bitch about targets this season and now you're going to bring in a total faggot that has done the exact same thing right as they're finding their happy medium with Kupp and Woods.
 
God bless the fucking Dolphins. If the Ravens lose this...
killuminati said:
SEE Y'ALL AT THE SUPERBOWL BITCH. :hillary:
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THERE IT IS. 10-22 Dolphins.

The Titans have the easiest schedule in the league from here. If they beat the Saints on Sunday, they'll be 8-2. They'll have a two game lead over every team in the AFC until at least the 21st.

God willing, this Ravens loss just guaranteed them the 1st round bye. Titan up motherfuckers.
 
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Techpriest said:
Gruden is suing the NFL for forcing him to resign, hard to say if it’ll pay off. Considering his record of draft picks this year, no
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They had hundreds of thousands emails as part of this investigation and only his (those of an unrelated media personality at the time) leaked, it'll be very easy for the lawsuit to work out for him.
Eager to see how much more money the NFL tries to pay him to avoid entering discovery compared to the remaining value on his contract with the Raiders. If he forces Goodell to release the rest of the emails in addition to correctly calling him a faggot back in the day Gruden enters folk hero status, regardless of how shitty a coach he is.
 
Absolutego said:
They had hundreds of thousands emails as part of this investigation and only his (those of an unrelated media personality at the time) leaked, it'll be very easy for the lawsuit to work out for him.
Eager to see how much more money the NFL tries to pay him to avoid entering discovery compared to the remaining value on his contract with the Raiders. If he forces Goodell to release the rest of the emails in addition to correctly calling him a faggot back in the day Gruden enters folk hero status, regardless of how shitty a coach he is.
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It wasn’t just his that released. As talked about earlier in this thread, the only people who’re having emails released are those who had contact with Bruce Allen. Specifically, the linked emails are those they sent to Bruce, and Bruce sent to them.

Whoever’s releasing the emails is likely involved in the current ongoing legal case between Bruce Allen and Dan Snyder. I wouldn’t be surprised if it is Snyder releasing this, as he’s a petty piece of shit with thin skin, and is trying to put the screws on Bruce.
 
Game of the week is coming up boys. Nah not Chiefs-Raiders, fuck that. I'm making the case for it: The Buffalo Bills vs the New York Jets at home.

After being heralded as the best team in the AFC, the overwhelming Super Bowl favorite, the team that couldn't possibly hold all those Ws; the Bills find themselves in the exact opposite position of the Titans. They have to face the potential embarrassment of getting fucked by the two worst teams in the AFC back-to-back.

But in this situation they can't even pull a Steelers and tell themselves "it's ok, it's just the Jets". They know it's not just the Jets. It's the Mike White Jets. The Mike White Jets that have what this team hasn't possessed in over a decade: genuine fucking hope. And the man has the confidence, the support, and so far, the tape to back it all up with.

I can't imagine how it must feel after getting your shit smacked like that, having to go to this man's house knowing full well he's going to have his fat White cock out ready to fuck you at the door.

When you look at the Buffalo Bills right now they're at their absolute most vulnerable. There's nothing more shameful than having loss to the fucking Jaguars. To have lost to the Jaguars without even putting up a touchdown; a truly traumatic experience -- but it goes deeper than that. Not only do you face the uncleansable shame of losing to the Jaguars and Jets, but you face the very real possibility of losing everything as a result. Not just mentally, tangibly.

The majority of the AFC is currently locked up in a 5-3/5-4 underachieving shitshow; for the Jets that doesn't matter. They have no playoff ambitions. Just End The Season? They never started the fucking season to begin with; no, what the Bills have to face is a man that's finally receiving recognition for his talent. In his eyes he's finally being vindicated. By the media, by his coaches, by his teammates, and now has some more shit to prove. And he knows he has the talent to do it.

They have to plan against a man with nothing but the burning desire to fuck them out of everything on TV for the one thing more valuable than a trip to the playoffs; shits and giggles and clout. And a man with that type of determination is a far more dangerous challenge than any fucking playoff team. Think about pissed off Aaron Rogers. Think about scorned Tom Brady. Meet Mike fucking White. You know this cocky motherfucker has that in him.

This win could be the turning point for the whole Jets franchise. Not on the season, but as a sign of what's to come. And Buffalo couldn't be a more perfect victim for them in this circumstance. I'm fully expecting Mike White to fuck the dogshit out of this team and leave the remains and the division title for the Hoodie to clean up. Fuck what the journos have to say, fuck with the betters are saying, I'm all in on the goddamn New York Jets.

Make no mistake, this is strictly going to be a mental game for both teams. It's not any given Sunday, th-the records, muh analytics, fuck all of that shit. This game is going to come down to whoever wants their storyline to survive the most, and as such my money has to be on Mike White. He has the more favorable position here. I think he'll rise to the occasion, and assuming this motherfucker doesn't get injured again, it should be a great game. My dick has been hard for this one all week, I'm praying it lives up to my unrealistic expectations.

...the rest of the week doesn't look so bad either though, Pats-Browns too right? Seattle-Packers? 🤷‍♂️

Update: Mike White better channel some fucking penalties like Brady real quick, this is getting out of hand.

Holy fucking shit, that Lions missed field goal in overtime lmfao. I think Dan might kill himself if he has to keep doing this, it's not fair.
 
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Skip Bayless, as dumb as his takes are, is sometimes hilarious on Twitter. We all know that he hates Aaron Rodgers and his new nickname for him made me laugh
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https://twitter.com/RealSkipBayless/status/1460028108677910528 / Archive: https://archive.ph/bBqyU
 
killuminati said:
Game of the week is coming up boys. Nah not Chiefs-Raiders, fuck that. I'm making the case for it: The Buffalo Bills vs the New York Jets at home.

After being heralded as the best team in the AFC, the overwhelming Super Bowl favorite, the team that couldn't possibly hold all those Ws; the Bills find themselves in the exact opposite position of the Titans. They have to face the potential embarrassment of getting fucked by the two worst teams in the AFC back-to-back.

But in this situation they can't even pull a Steelers and tell themselves "it's ok, it's just the Jets". They know it's not just the Jets. It's the Mike White Jets. The Mike White Jets that have what this team hasn't possessed in over a decade: genuine fucking hope. And the man has the confidence, the support, and so far, the tape to back it all up with.

I can't imagine how it must feel after getting your shit smacked like that, having to go to this man's house knowing full well he's going to have his fat White cock out ready to fuck you at the door.

When you look at the Buffalo Bills right now they're at their absolute most vulnerable. There's nothing more shameful than having loss to the fucking Jaguars. To have lost to the Jaguars without even putting up a touchdown; a truly traumatic experience -- but it goes deeper than that. Not only do you face the uncleansable shame of losing to the Jaguars and Jets, but you face the very real possibility of losing everything as a result. Not just mentally, tangibly.

The majority of the AFC is currently locked up in a 5-3/5-4 underachieving shitshow; for the Jets that doesn't matter. They have no playoff ambitions. Just End The Season? They never started the fucking season to begin with; no, what the Bills have to face is a man that's finally receiving recognition for his talent. In his eyes he's finally being vindicated. By the media, by his coaches, by his teammates, and now has some more shit to prove. And he knows he has the talent to do it.

They have to plan against a man with nothing but the burning desire to fuck them out of everything on TV for the one thing more valuable than a trip to the playoffs; shits and giggles and clout. And a man with that type of determination is a far more dangerous challenge than any fucking playoff team. Think about pissed off Aaron Rogers. Think about scorned Tom Brady. Meet Mike fucking White. You know this cocky motherfucker has that in him.

This win could be the turning point for the whole Jets franchise. Not on the season, but as a sign of what's to come. And Buffalo couldn't be a more perfect victim for them in this circumstance. I'm fully expecting Mike White to fuck the dogshit out of this team and leave the remains and the division title for the Hoodie to clean up. Fuck what the journos have to say, fuck with the betters are saying, I'm all in on the goddamn New York Jets.

Make no mistake, this is strictly going to be a mental game for both teams. It's not any given Sunday, th-the records, muh analytics, fuck all of that shit. This game is going to come down to whoever wants their storyline to survive the most, and as such my money has to be on Mike White. He has the more favorable position here. I think he'll rise to the occasion, and assuming this motherfucker doesn't get injured again, it should be a great game. My dick has been hard for this one all week, I'm praying it lives up to my unrealistic expectations.

...the rest of the week doesn't look so bad either though, Pats-Browns too right? Seattle-Packers
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mike white lolololol, the jets are trash
 
Vikings meet the true kings of Choking Like Hell. Is it bad I wanted the Vikings to lose to get better draft picks?
 
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