The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[I.B. Niggin]

Rodgers is one of the biggest chokers in NFL history. He didn't do shit after the first drive and he only throws to Davante Adams. His defense played lights out but that punt wouldn't have gotten blocked if he didn't go 3 and out for the nth straight time. Mr. MVP didn't make the play or drive when it counted.

To be fair, who else is there to throw to outside of Adams? Tonyan and Scantling were out and Lazard has been thrown to wayside after last season.

If anything they overachieved with how much their front office has bungled the make-up of this team. The Jordan Love draft pick bit them in the ass when they could have easily picked up a Tee Higgins or Michael Pittman instead.

 

[Salubrious]

We were talking about how bad the #7 seeds were last week, but both #1 seeds took home Ls today while scoring 26 points COMBINED.

Now the winners of both games tomorrow will also be hosting the Championship games, even if they are on the road tomorrow.

 

[Least Concern]

Lol, apparently the Packers special teams unit only had 10 players on the field during the winning kick.

I checked out the clips on YouTube and…



I mean, it probably wouldn't have made a difference, but this is not the right time in the game to be doing boneheaded shit like that. Oof.

 

[Techpriest]

Fuck Throw Rogan, god bless the 49ers for their service.

Throw Rogan is a new one, this is some really funny shit too coming from a Vikings fan. About time the Packers experience the NFC North special teams curse.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Fuck Throw Rogan, god bless the 49ers for their service.

This thread doesn't have the politisperg/Easter Island thingie as a rating?

Anyway, hard disagree. I wish they'd won just to see Twitter sperg out about him for another week. And if they'd won the SB and been invited to the White House? How uncomfortable would that have been? Glorious.

 

[BluntyBitch]

Well shit I wish I wuda known about this thread while I was drunk shitposting Packers memes here last nite on the farms.

This is my only contribution to this thread







I'm gonna go cry myself into my coffee now

 

[Iron Hamster]

Say what you want about Skip Bayless, but his twitter sometimes is a gold mine
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First one would have been funnier if he said 'Rodgers rape'

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

If this is Rodgers last game aa a Packer he needs to mimic the Brett Favre revenge tour and sign with a division rival.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

If this is Rodgers last game aa a Packer he needs to mimic the Brett Favre revenge tour and sign with a division rival.

Rodgers to Justin Jefferson would be a war crime against other teams

Until the playoffs when Rodgers would go 3 for 30 in the first game

 

[Absolutego]

If this is Rodgers last game aa a Packer he needs to mimic the Brett Favre revenge tour and sign with a division rival.

Watch Chicago surprise everyone with a regime change that actually looks promising and Rodgers becomes their most decorated QB in franchise history

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Does anyone dispute that Titans QB Ryan Tannehill was awful yesterday? And that Derrick Henry and Julius Jones weren't far behind? To veer into cliche, I kind of think they beat themselves.

And does anyone think the Bengals have a prayer against either the Chiefs or Bills? Though, props to Burrow for getting sacked what seemed like 283 times and bouncing back from it. Cinci should just find five fat guys at Wal-Mart and make them their O-Line. Couldn't be any worse.

Watch Chicago surprise everyone with a regime change that actually looks promising and Rodgers becomes their most decorated QB in franchise history

Nah, assuming he goes, he goes to the AFC. Sure as hell not to the NFC North. Even Farve got to the Vikings via the Jets. And the same way Brady went to the NFC.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Safe to say, Dr. Dre looks like he came out of a video game.

 

[FaramirG]

Watch Chicago surprise everyone with a regime change that actually looks promising and Rodgers becomes their most decorated QB in franchise history

Would be funny if only because the Bears fans who have been shitting on the guy for the past decade would suddenly have to pretend to like him

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I just wish the rest of the year would feel like 1988 all over again.

More like the early 80s with the out of control inflation

 

[A Welsh Cake]

This is thread about the monkey pictures that make money right?

 

[I.B. Niggin]

Does anyone dispute that Titans QB Ryan Tannehill was awful yesterday? And that Derrick Henry and Julius Jones weren't far behind? To veer into cliche, I kind of think they beat themselves.

And does anyone think the Bengals have a prayer against either the Chiefs or Bills? Though, props to Burrow for getting sacked what seemed like 283 times and bouncing back from it. Cinci should just find five fat guys at Wal-Mart and make them their O-Line. Couldn't be any worse.


Nah, assuming he goes, he goes to the AFC. Sure as hell not to the NFC North. Even Farve got to the Vikings via the Jets. And the same way Brady went to the NFC.

Titans definitely underperformed but I'm shy about putting much blame on Derrick Henry. Dude hasn't seen the field in months and did well enough considering that. Play calling wasn't all that great either, I think they could have afforded to rush him off the edge more than they did, give him some toss sweeps, etc.

Bengals just beat the Chiefs a few weeks ago. I think they definitely have a chance against them. Bills have a superior defense though and I'm not sure of Burrow can take that kind of punishment two weeks in a row.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

This is thread about the monkey pictures that make money right?

No this is about monkeys playing sports

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Bucs vs. Rams would be a good SB match up.

Since it’s in LA this time around, it would be good for ratings.

 

[Iron Hamster]

If this is Rodgers last game aa a Packer he needs to mimic the Brett Favre revenge tour and sign with a division rival.

Plot twist: Lions

This game is embarrassing so far.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

When the Bills choke out the Chiefs we are going to have nice conference championships without any bandwagon teams