The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[I.B. Niggin]

Quotes that took 5 minutes to age poorly.

Honestly I’m just more amused that fir how much people I know IRL love to slobber at the knob of Brady or Rogers, that neither one is going to the Superbowl

I said he was a Tom Brady fan, not an Antoine Winfield Jr fan lol.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

This is completely making up for last weekend. Also I need to look up for a 4 game underdog money line parley paid since we’re on track.

 

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

Just need the bills to pull it off and we are guaranteed to have an enjoyable SB

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

If you think about it, the Cincinnati Bengals are the real True and Honest™ underdogs. I still look at them the same way I look at the Cleveland Browns.

As someone that used to make fun of them in my younger years, I secretly still wait for either both of them to go to the Super Bowl in my lifetime.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

I need to jump on a plastic table or something. Let’s go the fucking Bills.

E: the answer is $100 all dog parley pays $3200
E2: i love the Bills

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

I don't think Brady retires at all

Doesn't he have a year left on his contract? I see him wanting payback.

He'll have to get better at coaching, kicking, and defense, though, since the QB is apparently responsible for every position. Or is that only Rodgers?

 

[greenthrowaway]

Even watching just the highlights is rough with their advance social justice printed in the end zone and close ups of players helmets with their political statements. Going to have to go back to just flag football with the boys.

 

[I.B. Niggin]

Bills can't let Mahomes beat them singlehandedly. Gonna have to throw a spy on him or something on this next drive. They're doing a good job getting pressure but they're also not showing enough discipline by either not finishing plays or like on the last play, leaving their feet instead of just keeping their hands up.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Okay so does hologram Tupac make an appearance at the halftime show? Because if they do California Love hologram Tupac has to make an appearance.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Doesn't he have a year left on his contract? I see him wanting payback.

He'll have to get better at coaching, kicking, and defense, though, since the QB is apparently responsible for every position. Or is that only Rodgers?

To be fair, Rodgers has sucked most of the playoffs since their super bowl run

Even watching just the highlights is rough with their advance social justice printed in the end zone and close ups of players helmets with their political statements. Going to have to go back to just flag football with the boys.

Are you so fragile that seeing messages for racial equality triggers you that much?

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Okay so does hologram Tupac make an appearance at the halftime show? Because if they do California Love hologram Tupac has to make an appearance.

Considering one of the biggest suspects in Tupac's death was Snoop Dogg, will we see his hologram get shot again?

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

And no Eminem cannot sub in for fucking Tupac that fucking Detroit faggot doesn’t get to rap about California love.

Considering one of the biggest suspects in Tupac's death was Snoop Dogg, will we see his hologram get shot again?

It is possible if they bring in hologram Biggie.

its Funny how many bad playoffs Rodgers has had because he has certainly looked pretty good in playoff games beating my Cowboys whenever they played hahahakillme

 

[spinal gas chamber]

Bring Wheeler Walker Jr to the SB.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Know my pain

Honestly the best thing that has happened in Cowboys history since 1997 has been Tony Romo becoming a bomb ass commentator.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

Sneed got beat and couldn’t sneed!

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Romo: “I’d look for Kelce”
:Mahomes throws to Kelce:
Stop spoiling the future Tony!

 

[spinal gas chamber]

Fuck yeah, Chiefs missing FGs.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

they overhyped the kicker oooo you hate to see it

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

NFL Street turned 18 years old this year.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

This is not good but missing the XP was excellent. After the Rams Bucs game got stupid I’m still holding out hope


E; hellllll yeahh, Allen bomb