The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[mindlessobserver]

Who the hell thought that was a good name?

The Washington Commanders sounds like the name of a shitty XFL team.

Probably Snyders malice aforethought. If he picks a shitty name then people will call the team the redskins anyway

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Cucks still cannot seem to stop simping for their gay, trans, football.

Must be waiting to watch the Homobowl, which will no doubt be filled with
commercials encouraging you befriend your wife/girlfriends bull, have your
sons penis hacked off, and suck some feces covered penis in the name of equity.

By half-time, you can watch some whores and effeminate twinks gyrate
and wail on stage to the delight of your women.

Fuck you I stans for based racist anti homo pro eminem foosball

 

[Gangrel]

I didn't know we had an NFL thread.

I'd just like to say this season is the most exciting I've found the playoffs in a long time, even taking into account how many of the wildcard games were blowouts.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Now Hue Jackson is saying that Cleveland payed him to tank, the problem being that a Hue Jackson coached team is probably going to Tank naturally.

Dude had to make bank.

Anyway

Who the fuck is Kevin O'Connell? He's your new Vikes coach

 

[Super-Chevy454]

The should've just gone with renaming themselves the Washington Sentinels. Embrace the early-2000s nostalgia, have Keanu Reaves as their official mascot and make their new fight song "Heroes" by David Bowie.

I guess some folks at the NFL think then Warner Bros. might asked too much for the trade rights to use the name Sentinels.

Mind if I post that old trailer clip of The Replacements?

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

"So, Hue, what do you think of the allegations Flores has made and his lawsuit against the NFL?"

"Let me tell you how going 0-16 is everybody but mine's fault."

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Sports journalism must be the easiest job ever. I love these hot takes about who is going to replace Brady as our QB. Is it Cousins? Jimmy G? Carr? Wilson?

No it's just gonna be Minshew since we're already ramming up against the salary cap and he's cheap.

 

[I.B. Niggin]

We might seriously go through the whole coaching carousel without a single black head coach being hired lmao can't wait to see the media's reaction that.

Jags just hired Doug Pederson, Texans seem to be down to Flores and McCown but Flores is a huge question mark right now, Dolphins are down to Kellen Moore and Mike McDaniel, and the Saints seem to be favoring Dennis Allen but still have interviews with Bieniemy, Aaron Glenn, and Leftwich coming up.

 

[TsundereDev]

I guess some folks at the NFL think then Warner Bros. might asked too much for the trade rights to use the name Sentinels.

Mind if I post that old trailer clip of The Replacements?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YkOI1iX0BOI

I unironically really enjoyed this movie. It's much easier and fun to watch than fucking Any Given Sunday, which was dogshit. Good Footbaw Movie.

 

[Iron Hamster]

"So, Hue, what do you think of the allegations Flores has made and his lawsuit against the NFL?"

"Let me tell you how going 0-16 is everybody but mine's fault."

While not noticing an extra $750k in my bank account.

We might seriously go through the whole coaching carousel without a single black head coach being hired lmao can't wait to see the media's reaction that.

Jags just hired Doug Pederson, Texans seem to be down to Flores and McCown but Flores is a huge question mark right now, Dolphins are down to Kellen Moore and Mike McDaniel, and the Saints seem to be favoring Dennis Allen but still have interviews with Bieniemy, Aaron Glenn, and Leftwich coming up.

And yet no Jim Caldwell. Shame.

 

[Techpriest]

Minnesota’s slot is wide open at the moment. Just please be a good hire…

 

[Iron Hamster]

 

[Gangrel]

Jimmy Haslam responds to Hue Jackson's claims

“Unequivocally, Hue Jackson was never paid to lose games,” Haslam said. “That is an absolute falsehood. And it’s also an absolute falsehood that I laughed while we were losing. Most people who know me would say, ‘That’s not how Jimmy would react to losing.’

“In the 15-minute ESPN interview that he did , for approximately 14-and-a-half minutes it was about how he was treated so poorly with the Browns and lots of claims he had.”“Hue Jackson has never ever accepted any responsibility for our record during that time period,” Haslam said in an exclusive interview. “He’s been masterful at pointing fingers but has never accepted any blame. I have accepted a ton of blame, and rightfully so.

"There are a lot of things I could’ve done better. Hue has never accepted blame for one thing.”

Imagine getting BTFO by Jimmy Haslam

 

[Cats]

hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut

 

[I.B. Niggin]

Minnesota’s slot is wide open at the moment. Just please be a good hire…

Seems like they're pretty adamant about Kevin O'Connell since they couldn't pry away Harbaugh from Big Blue.

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

I think the Texans will hire Flores if they think that will get Deshaun playing again, but it's clear they want McCown. Imagine if the Lumberjack took them to the Super Bowl in his first season with no professional coaching experience. What a story that would be.

I guess some folks at the NFL think then Warner Bros. might asked too much for the trade rights to use the name Sentinels.

Mind if I post that old trailer clip of The Replacements?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YkOI1iX0BOI

The rumor awhile back was they were going to be the DC Sentinels but the owner got seriously buttmad when some douche bought the domain and decided he'd rather pick a stupider name than buy the rights.

Snyder's a twat, but a new owner isn't going to fix the name. Redskins was deemed offensive by a panel of upper-class white males and that's that. If anything they'll name it after some black shit because whitey loves that bbc.

 

[I.B. Niggin]

Snyder's a twat, but a new owner isn't going to fix the name. Redskins was deemed offensive by a panel of upper-class white males and that's that. If anything they'll name it after some black shit because whitey loves that bbc.

They're officially the Commanders as of February 2nd. Extremely generic but I don't really think there was any winning situation when it came to this.

I was a fan of the Hogs or Pigskins but I actually didn't end up minding the Washington Football Team all that much. I think if they would have came up with a snazzier logo and spruced up the uniforms a bit, most people would have just ultimately accepted that.

 

[Least Concern]

I actually didn't end up minding the Washington Football Team all that much

There's no way you can convince me all the people saying this shit aren't Stockholmed or some shit. It's a fucking worthless name and it always has been.

The Commanders isn't a great name, but at least it's actually a name.

 

[JosephStalin]

Now Hue Jackson is saying that Cleveland payed him to tank, the problem being that a Hue Jackson coached team is probably going to Tank naturally.

The only NFL head coach I have ever met, and know a little bit, is Herman Edwards. Herman's a major local hero here, where he grew up, the son of an Army sergeant.

Believe if any NFL owner would have offered Herman Edwards money to tank, he would have just laid his work ID on the owner's desk and walked out. If asked, he would have told the truth.

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

Stole this from the Washington subreddit:

Honoring Native Americans by removing any trace of their existence and giving the team a military name. Should have gone all in and become the Washington 7th Cavalry.