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I want a game so terrible that I can't look away. I want the coin toss to be fucked up, I want calls so terrible that the missed pass interference call from the 2018 NFC Championship game with the Saints and Rams looks good by comparison. I want an all out 10 man blitz on an obvious screen pass, I want 9 men to be on the field for defenses for at least 4 plays each team, I want the defenses to be so bad that both Defensive coordinators get fired. I hope that the game goes into so many overtimes that the game ends after 1 am on the west coast so everyone is so dead tired for work tomorrow and half the country calls in sick. I want this game to be such a train wreck that we end up talking about every single play from now until the end of April with the NFL draft so I don't have to spend 2 months listening to Aaron Rodgers trade rumors, the Lamar Jackson and Kyler Murray issues, and how some WR from a small D1 program running a 4.58 vs a 4.57 effects his draft stock.I'll agree to that. I have absolutely no investment or interest in this Bowl. I'm technically rooting for the Eagles but even that I don't really care about. Give me a complete shit show. I already have a suspicion that the viewership numbers for this game are going to be lower than last years, there's nothing for the rest of the fans of the NFL to give a shit about with these two teams playing.