The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[TheDarknessGrows]

Aaahahahahahahaaha whiff

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Way to go Jalen Hurts on that fumble! The one thing you can't do against Kansas City and he does it. Congrats on your free touchdown KC

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Jesus this is high concentrate cringe

 

[Absolutego]

Right after that dope TD pass to Brown, too. Fucking oof.

 

[Preferred Penne]

Not that I thought Will Ferrell was based but that EV shit killed my soul.

The Jesus commerical was nice. Nice break from the niggerdom

Will Ferrell is a chronically unfunny turbofaggot and I can't wait until he gets cancer like Norm McFuckface.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Unpopular opinion, but I just realized now that Jalen Hurts is having the kind of success that Lamar Jackson wishes he had right now.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Ballsy 4th down call. KC had a chance to get him and I thought they were going to get him

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

 

[Absolutego]

Unpopular opinion, but I just realized now that Jalen Hurts is having the kind of success that Lamar Jackson wishes he had right now.

If Lamar had an actual WR1 to go with the above-average TE, and the best O-line in the league blocking for him, I think this Super Bowl wouldn't even be close.
He's nuts to expect to get a fully guaranteed contract the way he wants with that injury history, but I get him not being too charitable to the Ravens organization.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Hurts had to redeem himself and he did.

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Hurts is playing like we wanted Wentz to

 

[Meat Target]

Penalties and no defense are killing the Chiefs.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Wow! They showed the Damar clone!

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Mahomes is limping? Good

EDIT: And he was just shown wincing in pain on the sideline? Even better

 

[Salubrious]

If Lamar had an actual WR1 to go with the above-average TE, and the best O-line in the league blocking for him, I think this Super Bowl wouldn't even be close.
He's nuts to expect to get a fully guaranteed contract the way he wants with that injury history, but I get him not being too charitable to the Ravens organization.

The best ability is availability, and fair or not, Lamar Jackson has never started 16 games in a season, and this league has 17 games now. He has started 15 games twice, and I think both times he sat out a meaningless final week game, but he's missed 5 games each of the last two seasons.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

The fuck? Mahomo didn't get smashed on that hit. He looks fucked up.

 

[evilsponge]

I don't think Mahomes is coming back, he was screaming into his helmet

The fuck? Mahomo didn't get smashed on that hit. He looks fucked up.

Hyper extended his Achilles when he fell

 

[Absolutego]

Mahomes is about to hit that .10 Blood Toridol Content

 

[Salubrious]

It's not entirely fair to the Eagles since none of this is their fault, but this might be the easiest path to a ring of all time:

• Bye week [that they nearly blew]
• Rebuilding Giants team
• 49ers team starting a 7th round rookie who got injured
• Now Mahomes might miss the second half (or be on more drugs than Keith Richards).

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Fuck off, Sneed. My nigga caught that ball.

CURSE YOU Sneed!