The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Drama Fan said:
I'll give Zach Wilson credit for being able to still get out of bed every morning, because that has to be discouraging.
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It's like Ryan Leaf without the attitude. Being on the East coast I never gave it a second thought but now I can just imagine what the media said back then.
 
Just saw a commercial on MLB net of Travis Kelce pimping the new COVID 19 vaccine, right after all the Taylor Swift nonsense last weekend.

Fuck this gay psyop infested Earth.
 
Cpl. Long Dong Silver said:
Just saw a commercial on MLB net of Travis Kelce pimping the new COVID 19 vaccine, right after all the Taylor Swift nonsense last weekend.

Fuck this gay psyop infested Earth.
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But think of the Swifties, bro

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The Swifties love Travis the same way Barbie loves Ken. Minus the Sigma version, that is.
 
I'm done wasting any more fall fishing days watching the bears.

Ranted about them to a friend recently, and their response was "you don't have to watch them".

I feel like I've had this epiphany before, and once again I realized I DON'T have to watch them.

I don't have to put set aside 3+ hours of my Sunday to watch this terrible on all levels organization. I don't have to make the trek to Chicago once or twice a year to see a shit team in the worst NFL stadium there is.

It's fall now, I can just go walleye and smallmouth bass fishing during the bears games, heck, give my dog a third walk on the day.

The owners detest me, while they make their entire billionaire lifestyle by perpetually disappointing me.

I don't have to give them my money anymore. I'm free. They can't hurt me anymore.

That said, I hope Virginia McCaskey dies from a stroke tonight, and George has a car collision with a train.

Edit: and on top of it I had to watch Taylor shit music Swift during every cutaway while The Bears embarrassed themselves. I just can't take anymore disappointment. I'm done.
 
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At the end of the first quarter, Detroit has 194 yards of offense, and Green Bay has one.

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When the hell did Detroit get good? I 'member them going 0-16.
 
Wallace said:
At the end of the first quarter, Detroit has 194 yards of offense, and Green Bay has one.

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When the hell did Detroit get good? I 'member them going 0-16.
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Detroit played a better game on every front so badly that even LaFleur called it embarrassing. I was just watching the 2nd half to see if The Packers could put a drive or two together. There was a time at which the Packers had 24 consecutive wins against The Lions.
As a Packers fan this is horribly damaging to my self-esteem.
 
I bet in 3 Lions games this season and all ended in wins. I'm not making mad bucks but holy shit it feels good to gamble responsibly. All because I wanted to finally try matched betting.
Best part of being a Lions fan now is being able to get cocky knowing that if the team is good, most people will still ask "when Lions became good?" the next week. I'm not even mad and I'm not sure I want it to change because the gratuitous "le Lions stop sucking?" and "Stafford would have 3 rings if he had been drafted by a real team" means I might make 10 more dollars. Making Grossi cry is just a bonus.
 
Welcome to the NFC North, we have:

-A team that's good one year(unless they're facing playoff contenders) and shit the next year (Vikings)
-A team that's relevant for legacy and sending old QBs to the Jets (Packers)
-A team that hasn't won a Super Bowl since the USSR was a thing (Bears)
-A team that sucked for decades turned good in a few short years (Lions)
 
Drama Fan said:
Detroit played a better game on every front so badly that even LaFleur called it embarrassing. I was just watching the 2nd half to see if The Packers could put a drive or two together. There was a time at which the Packers had 24 consecutive wins against The Lions.
As a Packers fan this is horribly damaging to my self-esteem.
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Packers fans deserve to suffer. Can't take how every packer fan wanted to get rid of Rodgers for years thinking that anyone can just deliver a 12-4 season and being in the playoffs like its just expected. Its time for our fanbase to realize that we aren't a good team, haven't been a good team for years, and have had a QB with some eccentric personality traits that have made football season fun. Going to probably be a while before Bang the Drum becomes fun to listen to again
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Packers fans deserve to suffer. Can't take how every packer fan wanted to get rid of Rodgers for years thinking that anyone can just deliver a 12-4 season and being in the playoffs like its just expected. Its time for our fanbase to realize that we aren't a good team, haven't been a good team for years, and have had a QB with some eccentric personality traits that have made football season fun. Going to probably be a while before Bang the Drum becomes fun to listen to again
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Packers fans are loyal to the brand but tend to be insufferable imo when it comes to individuals and asking for everything in their life.
Rodgers had 18 seasons there, 15 starting, most of them good plus a super bowl and people act short changed by him personally. Somehow this isn't enough. They did the same thing with Farve.
 
I realized that I started respecting the Lions as a team when I stopped referring to them as The Fighting Dan Campbells last season. I'm happy for Goff as well. Good on him for getting out from under McVay and thriving. I hate McVay, mostly because his initial success unleashed a plague of poorly applied analytics and terrible coaches (ie Kingsbury, Staley etc) on the NFL just because they sniffed his jock once.
 
Amerikaner Teddybär said:
Welcome to the NFC North, we have:

-A team that's good one year(unless they're facing playoff contenders) and shit the next year (Vikings)
-A team that's relevant for legacy and sending old QBs to the Jets (Packers)
-A team that hasn't won a Super Bowl since the USSR was a thing (Bears)
-A team that sucked for decades turned good in a few short years (Lions)
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Kinda stunned at the fact that you could've posted this in 2010, 2001, basically any year post-1996 and it'd be accurate.
 
Lions don't have a particularly difficult schedule either. As long as they don't get anymore injuries the Division should be theirs, especially since the Bears and Vikings are looking almost like free wins at this point.
 
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