The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[std::string]

He doesn't get fired mid season. January will be the interesting play for this entire coaching/gm situation for New England. I think this is the first time in forever that January becomes interesting for New England in ways other than the playoffs

Funniest outcome is if they boot him and he immediately goes and wins a Super Bowl with the Chargers.

This is not entirely impossible, at least.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Funniest outcome is if they boot him and he immediately goes and wins a Super Bowl with the Chargers.

This is not entirely impossible, at least.

Wouldn't matter who it would be. What would be the funniest would be him going to another team, winning a super bowl, and then passing Don Shula's win record while beating the Patriots

 

[Illidan Stormrage]

This was a roughing the passer call. Really hard at this point to argue the league isn't fixing games.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=i8_M55U1GyE

My God, that was a regulation sack if I've ever seen one.

 

[Franz Joseph]

So hear me out, am I the only one that thinks Mike McDaniel looks like the soyjak meme?

 

[Luigi Cadorna]

So hear me out, am I the only one that thinks Mike McDaniel looks like the soyjak meme?

If someone showed me a photo of him and I didn't know who he was I'd guess he worked as a sales rep at Best Buy.

 

[Wallace]

Now that is one boring quarter of football.

 

[Franz Joseph]

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Now that is one boring quarter of football.

This is the 2023 NFL season in a nutshell.

 

[TVB]

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Now that is one boring quarter of football.

>mostly punt
I'm thinking it's yet another shitty NFL season bros

 

[Wallace]

"I'm gonna fake a spike and throw deep down the center into triple coverage, what could go wrong?"

That is the fifth time this season that the Pats have fucked up the two-minute drill, and the second week in a row that the game ended in a pick.

 

[Ensok]

This is exactly the kind of 49er's game I needed to see. Just hope all the injuries are only minor issues.

 

[break these cuffs]

Devito confirmed to still live at home and is quoted saying he doesn't even need to spend good boy points to have tendies waiting for him when he gets home from practice and his mother still makes his bed and does his laundry for him. I'm not joking.

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profo...to-is-living-with-his-parents-and-he-likes-it

 

[Needless]

WITH EVERY PASSING WEEK HE GROWS STRONGER! THAT'S THAT BALD HEADED AGGRESSION!
Thank god the Saints forgot Olave existed until the second half, and then forgot him as quickly as they remembered.

 

[draggs]

Devito confirmed to still live at home and is quoted saying he doesn't even need to spend good boy points to have tendies waiting for him when he gets home from practice and his mother still makes his bed and does his laundry for him. I'm not joking.

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profo...to-is-living-with-his-parents-and-he-likes-it

sounds like a smart businessman, he's on a 750k contract that's prorated because he was on the practice squad. he only went on the active roster last week, so if he stays on it the rest of the season he'll make 416k on the contract + another 96k for his 8 weeks on the practice squad. imagine if he had to pay manuelita to bring him tendies and do his laundry in his 6 grand a month townhouse

 

[break these cuffs]

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WITH EVERY PASSING WEEK HE GROWS STRONGER! THAT'S THAT BALD HEADED AGGRESSION!
Thank god the Saints forgot Olave existed until the second half, and then forgot him as quickly as they remembered.

It's illegal for Michael Vick to be in the same room as Dobbs because the guy has too many fucking dawgs in him.

 

[Wallace]

Devito confirmed to still live at home and is quoted saying he doesn't even need to spend good boy points to have tendies waiting for him when he gets home from practice and his mother still makes his bed and does his laundry for him. I'm not joking.

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profo...to-is-living-with-his-parents-and-he-likes-it

The way he's playing, he should stay in his mom's house.

 

[draggs]

It can no longer be denied that Mike Tomlin is deliberately winning games by one score just so he can dab on the seething Steelers fans and NFL talking heads. The man is the greatest troll in foozball

 

[TVB]

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The way he's playing, he should stay in his mom's house.

He plays like he's still in Junior Varsity.

 

[break these cuffs]

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The way he's playing, he should stay in his mom's house.

The thought of a starting NFL quarterback getting back to his parents' house at like 10pm after finishing film study and sitting down at his pc with a plate full of tendies will have me laughing until the end of my days. Neets have no excuse. You can make six figures and still have it all, no gbp required. The fact that the interviewer didn't follow up with a question about blowy joeys is criminal.

 

[draggs]

The thought of a starting NFL quarterback getting back to his parents' house at like 10pm after finishing film study and sitting down at his pc with a plate full of tendies will have me laughing until the end of my days. Neets have no excuse. You can make six figures and still have it all, no gbp required. The fact that the interviewer didn't follow up with a question about blowy joeys is criminal.

well you see curfew is 10pm

i wonder if tommy has a chaperone or if his parents have frens in all the away game cities so he isn't left to his own devices when traveling. if i were his mom i wouldn't trust my baby boy's tendies to some hotel room service

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Really surprising to just check out that the Jets will lose to the Raiders tonight. They practically look like the same team to me.