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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Through 10 games, Patriots have the fewest points scored out of 32 teams and the most points allowed in the AFC. Belichick's face after the interception made my day.
 
1Tonka_Truck said:
Through 10 games, Patriots have the fewest points scored out of 32 teams and the most points allowed in the AFC. Belichick's face after the interception made my day.
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Pats fans, welcome back to the early 90s.

Jonah Hill poster said:
Really surprising to just check out that the Jets will lose to the Raiders tonight. They practically look like the same team to me.
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Always count on the Jets to be the Jets.
 
Needless said:
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WITH EVERY PASSING WEEK HE GROWS STRONGER! THAT'S THAT BALD HEADED AGGRESSION!
Thank god the Saints forgot Olave existed until the second half, and then forgot him as quickly as they remembered.
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Man, don't even get me started about that travesty of a game. If the Saints' owner had any common sense at all, she'd follow in the Raiders' footsteps and fire the GM, head coach and OC over the course of the bye week.
 
draggs said:
It can no longer be denied that Mike Tomlin is deliberately winning games by one score just so he can dab on the seething Steelers fans and NFL talking heads. The man is the greatest troll in foozball
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There is no excuse for only beating the packers by 4 points at home and giving up 19 points to this team
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
There is no excuse for only beating the packers by 4 points at home and giving up 19 points to this team
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Tomlin comes into the press room Tuesday morning in face paint.
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I think trolling Steelers fans is funny and I'm tired of pretending it's not. It's about sending a sending a message.​

Yes, that's 2 different Jokers. No I don't care.
 
Franz Joseph said:
This Steelers team is going to bullshit its way to a AFC North title isn't it?
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Maybe

Honestly though they're putting on a masterclass re: the importance of turnovers and giving up FGs instead of TDs. It's extremely hard to win in the parity hard-on world of the NFL if you lose the turnover margin and score more field goals than touchdowns. Steelers keep winning the turnover margin and giving up field goals instead of touchdowns so they're 6-3 instead of 2-7
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
There is no excuse for only beating the packers by 4 points at home and giving up 19 points to this team
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Steelers Bullshit is the most consistent thing in the league. Tomlin is apparently a master of voodoo for some of the stupid shit that happens to get the Steeler's wins and a minimum 9-Win Season.
 
Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
Steelers Bullshit is the most consistent thing in the league. Tomlin is apparently a master of voodoo for some of the stupid shit that happens to get the Steeler's wins and a minimum 9-Win Season.
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The true and honest Rooney Rule is that Mike Tomlin gets to use voodoo to ensure he's the only black coach in the league that ever gets to win just a little bit. That nigga's Romeo Crennel and Lovie Smith dolls are nothing more than a few tattered scraps of cloth from the thousands of pins stuck in em
 
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Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
Steelers Bullshit is the most consistent thing in the league. Tomlin is apparently a master of voodoo for some of the stupid shit that happens to get the Steeler's wins and a minimum 9-Win Season.
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Idk, that seems like something a fan base could want. Would you take a team that wins a minimum of 9 games a year, usually makes the playoffs, and makes a super bowl run every 10 years but are extremely frustrated every year? A few years watching the Packers without a world class quarterback might have me making that deal
 
Tonight's game was one of the most entertaining games so far this year for me. I love when both teams play sloppy. The Bills deserved that loss. It shouldn't have come down to the crazy walk off field goal, and if not for a pair of missed PATs earlier in the game it wouldn't have had to.

With the exception of the Jaguars in the South (and maybe the Ravens, only if Burrow can go nuts for half a season or Cleveland can really take advantage of their schedule,) I think the leaders of the AFC divisions will hold on to win them barring a major injury to a QB.
 
Local Fed said:
With the exception of the Jaguars in the South (and maybe the Ravens, only if Burrow can go nuts for half a season or Cleveland can really take advantage of their schedule,) I think the leaders of the AFC divisions will hold on to win them barring a major injury to a QB.
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West- Chiefs
East- Dolphins
North- Ravens
South- Texans

1st Wildcard- Steelers
2nd Wildcard- Browns
3rd Wildcard- Jaguars


The wildcard can be all over the place but the Steelers and Browns defense basically wins them the game (assuming their offense stops being shit for a quarter). Jaguars have the luxury of playing the Titans twice, Panthers, and Buccaneers to finish off the season. Chiefs and Dolphins are pretty locked in and the Ravens have some tough games but I think they beat the Bengals, Chargers, Jaguars, Rams and beat the Steelers at home for the final game. Texans are inconsistent but they pull off some impressive wins. They probably beat the Jags, Cardinals, Jets, Broncos, Titans twice, and the Colts. Even if they drop a game or two in there, they beat out the jags who have a game on them
 
If the Ravens or Dolphins can't take the win, then I'll pick the Bills
 
Deshaun Watson donezo for the year with a broken bone in his throwing arm shoulder

Cleveland is cursed lol so damn cursed
 
I have decided the Watson trade is officially worse than the Herschel Walker trade. Consider the following:

-The Vikings didn't have to give Herschel Walker a contract extension to trade for him
-The trade happened pre-salary cap, so it couldn't fuck the rest of their prospects
-Walker wasn't suspended for more than half of his first season with the Vikings and had decent (if below his standards) production when joining the team
-Walker didn't come down with a season-ending injury by week 11 1991.
-To say nothing of the fact that trading for Walker didn't immediately bring a PR shit storm to Minnesota.

They may have given up way more draft capital, and there's always that seething resentment that you fueled an NFL dynasty by being hoodwinked into a bad trade, but I think the above outweighs that.
 
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Absolutego said:
I have decided the Watson trade is officially worse than the Herschel Walker trade. Consider the following:

-The Vikings didn't have to give Herschel Walker a contract extension to trade for him
-The trade happened pre-salary cap, so it couldn't fuck the rest of their prospects
-Walker wasn't suspended for more than half of his first season with the Vikings and had decent (if below his standards) production when joining the team
-Walker didn't come down with a season-ending injury by week 11 1991.
-To say nothing of the fact that trading for Walker didn't immediately bring a PR shit storm to Minnesota.

They may have given up way more draft capital, and there's always that seething resentment that you fueled an NFL dynasty by being hoodwinked into a bad trade, but I think the above outweighs that.
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It feels weird to say that the greatest bit of good luck the Saints had since Peyton left was failing to make the Watson trade happen.
 
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