The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Iron Hamster]

He must have run out of kid's souls to sell to the devil

Contrary to previous belief, they are not unliiiiiimited

How is that different from any other week?

Some how this isn't DPI.
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There were muggings abound yesterday.

 

[Drama Fan]

Continuing the trend of starting QBs getting hurt. Trevor Lawrence had to be walked off the field after a sack.

 

[Kaizer Ghidorah]

Yeah, the 49ers look like the only real good team in the NFC. The Lions, Cowboys, and Eagles are good, but all three of them would lose to the 49ers at full strength.

Hey any given Sunday. The 49ers ain't undefeated and they aren't undefeatable

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Yeah, the 49ers look like the only real good team in the NFC. The Lions, Cowboys, and Eagles are good, but all three of them would lose to the 49ers at full strength.

At full strength. Good luck having a team at full strength come playoffs

 

[Absolutego]

At full strength. Good luck having a team at full strength come playoffs

You remember that 3 week losing streak they went on? That was their LT and a bunch of stars going to questionable status/playing half snaps and healing.
Those fuckers are going to be stronger than most teams going into the playoffs.

 

[Kaizer Ghidorah]

You remember that 3 week losing streak they went on? That was their LT and a bunch of stars going to questionable status/playing half snaps and healing.
Those fuckers are going to be stronger than most teams going into the playoffs.

Looking forward o the choke

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Those fuckers are going to be stronger than most teams going into the playoffs.

Healthy? Yes. Without certain players? No idea

 

[BikeLock]

Looking forward o the choke

Packers aren't going to be in the playoffs this year, so they probably won't.

 

[Kaizer Ghidorah]

so they probably won't.

You say that now

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

You say that now

R E L A X

 

[Kaizer Ghidorah]

R E L A X

You're talking to a cowboys fan if anyone know how little regular season performance matters in the playoffs it's us

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

You're talking to a cowboys fan if anyone know how little regular season performance matters in the playoffs it's us

So you will also be joining us on the couch watching others play the divisional round of the playoffs. I'll make some popcorn

 

[Bassomatic]

Hey cowboys fans since 1997 j lo has had 6 rings.

You've had none.

 

[Clanner Scum]

Who woke up and decided they wanted McDermott's head on a fucking stick?

 

[Wallace]

TJ Watt injured on the first play and the Pats are throwing the ball downfield?

I think it could be the Zappening, bros.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

Black Eagles fan here, i would never lie to you guys. I'm more nervous for this dallas game than EDP is picking up cupcakes in a school zone

 

[Wallace]

Where the fuck was this offense in the last two months? I didn't even know the Pats could throw long passes for touchdowns.

 

[Kaizer Ghidorah]

Black Eagles fan here, i would never lie to you guys. I'm more nervous for this dallas game than EDP is picking up cupcakes in a school zone

The eagles and losing to the cowboys when has that ever happened?

 

[JJLiautaud]

So either the Cowgirls beat the Eagles which means Daky boy probably wins an MVP but the Niners go into first or they lose and the Niners chances of winning the NFC go basically to zero but Purdy's chances of winning MVP stay the same I dunno man its so hard to choose.

 

[draggs]

Dumb nigger Dumblin tried to use his Belicheat voodoo doll, forgetting that Hoodie's juju is stronker. The spell always reverses and hits Mike

What a shit dumb nigger coach Dumblin is. What an incompetent trash never was faggot Mitch Trubisky is