The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
PikameeTeaKettle said:
Honestly if the Chiefs somehow make it to the Super Bowl, I'm just gonna believe the scripted theories. Maybe it's nostalgia bias, but even when the Pats did their two dynasties, I don't remember being bombarded with so many commercials, love interests, and minute details of anyone besides Tom Brady. And even then, it didn't feel as much attention as Mahomes and Kelce are getting.
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Pats weren't that marketable.

Bill's an ass. Brady gave off strong serial killer vibes. Hernandez literally murdered someone and I'm sure the Pats and the NFL knew an investigation was going on.

NFL wasn't touching that.
 
The Eagles were a 10-1 because of the bussypush. Those repeated 3rd down conversions are what kept them in games, and now that they couldn’t do shit on second down for weeks, they were exposed as a bunch of dimeless shitters. Rest in Piss eagles, and I hope they fire Fat Patricia. Absolutely embarassing….but still not as bad as the Cowboys.
 
So, are we in agreement that the NFC East is just Fraud Division? Yeah, the Giants and the Commies are Bad, but watching the Eagles and Cowboys both get BTFO’d - one by the winner of fucking Tank Division in the Buccs - is just hilarious.

Who’da thought that between the Eagles and the Cowboys, they can’t just rely on the Brotherly Shove (or whatever name we call it, I’m still laughing at the talk of banning the only consistent play the Eagles have) or hilariously blatant refball at home, respectively.
 
Even if the cowboys lost in the first round AGAIN I can at least take solace in the eagles getting shit down their throat
 
Boy, you fellas catch that nigger ball game the other night? Boy them niggers sure are fast this year huh? Just about the fastest niggers i've ever seen. Didja catch the Browns game? Boy those niggers are fast too etc.

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Major Filth said:
What an (almost) perfect round of shitty games. Only the Rams gave their opponent a run for their money.

The NFL: Sooooper Wild Card Weekend!
The teams: lol - wevs. Some of us have flights to Hawaii booked.
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That's always how seeds work. It's great for the players who reap the benefits of their hard work over the season with easy games. It's an absolutely abysmal experience for fans who want to watch the playoffs. Best vs. the worst is always going to be a snore fest minus some big upsets. Then there's also the occasional funny story like the Eagles who have been so hampered by injuries, they risked not making the playoffs at all.

Drama Fan said:
Mr. slip the ball forward half a yard when officials aren't looking so they can do the gayest most boring play ever on every 4th and 1? Nah, Fuck him. S to spit
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The Eagles!? Cheating?! Never!

If it weren't for the Patriots, the Eagles would be the most notorious team for cheating in the NFL.
Trombonista said:
It appears Jason Kelce is retiring. What a game to go out on.
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Hilarious. Watching him be so defeated and then retiring is outstanding.
 
Elwood P. Dowd said:
(Seriously, what is up with that? Its like all the deer in central PA realize they're in central PA at some point and decide to end it all. Literally a deer corpse every three miles the couple of times I've driven it.)
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The proper term is "Deer Smear" especially if the antlered pest stepped in front of a Swift truck.
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Being a felon doesn't stop you from playing in the NFL. What stops you from playing in the NFL is sucking at football
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Something that Colin Kapernick fans/supporters (the majority of which weren't actually football fans) never understood.

Michael Vick literally murdered puppies and went to prison for it, and was still objectively good enough to get back into the NFL Ray Lewis killed a man. T.O. and Ochocinco were lockerroom cancers when they played.

Kap could run but had a noodle arm, which didn't survive past the one Super Bowl run before everyone got tired of his shit.
 


Under rated part of the Cowboys losing in the playoffs in humiliating fashion is exposing how much of the NFL media is worthless junk. These guys get paid way too much money to look like retards
 
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