The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Raheem Morris is the new Falcons coach. They passed on Belichick.

At this point, you have to wonder if people think the game has passed him by.

If he were to get hired by a network for commentating, the ratings would go up instantly.

 

[TVB]

Raheem Morris is the new Falcons coach. They passed on Belichick.

At this point, you have to wonder if people think the game has passed him by.

If he were to get hired by a network for commentating, the ratings would go up instantly.

From what I've seen, when he was coach for the Rams, he helped his team to defeat the Bengals during the 2021 Super Bowl, so there might be some optimism

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Arrest documents say that, on April 5, 2022, while still a player at LSU, Boutte opened a FanDuel account with his mother's credit card, using another person’s name and birthday.

In January, the account, which had the username “Kayshonboutte01

There's so much here. Goes through the trouble of using a different name and DoB internally, uses his own name publicly. Also implies someone sniped his name and he had to add the 01. Great work.

 

[CapricornusRex]

I have faith in Harbaugh. I still remember how he quickly turned the 49ers into an elite team after about a decade of being irrelevant. I won't call them super bowl contenders just yet but assuming he does the same type of job that he did 10 years ago, then I think that they'll be competing in a few years. I'm also hoping that this will ignite a rivalry similar to how Seahawks-49ers became must watch games but instead with the Chiefs and Chargers filling in that spot

Go look at the talent depth that team had when Harbaugh got there. The question isn't how good Harbaugh was, but how BAD the previous HCs were. I would say the best part about Harbaugh going there is he's a quality QB whisperer. He finally cracked the Alex Smith code and turned him in to the first round pick he was. Herbert's gonna be in heaven with Harbaugh there to coach him up.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Raheem Morris is the new Falcons coach. They passed on Belichick.

At this point, you have to wonder if people think the game has passed him by.

If he were to get hired by a network for commentating, the ratings would go up instantly.

There is also the possibility that Bill didn't want the job. I know he doesn't have much of a time window left to get the record but he can still wait a year and see what happens. I mean, fucking John Gruden looks like he might be OC for the Saints next year so its possible to wait a year and then join when the time is right

 

[Squanto Airi]

Belichick goes to the Seahawks and makes it to the superb owl. They meet the Broncos there, with Russ finally not sucking.

It's 4th quarter, Russ drives the team all the way down to the 2 yd line. Quick slants is called.

Ball in the air.

Picked off, and Seattle gets it's 2nd Lombardi

 

[std::string]

There is also the possibility that Bill didn't want the job.

Nobody else even interviewed him though. If he wants to break Shula's record he does kinda maybe need to coach a team.

I assume the real problem is that Bill might want to bring his buddies over to whatever job he gets. Matt Patricia is also looking for work, after all.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I assume the real problem is that Bill might want to bring his buddies over to whatever job he gets. Matt Patricia is also looking for work, after all.

I think it might be more of his contracts. From what I heard through some NFL insiders (ones who have an actual track record of not being retards), Bill has put in his contract since he was with the Browns that he has some control over player personnel decisions. So that might be the issue for them

 

[Trombonista]

Who wants cookie cake?

 

[Absolutego]

Belichick goes to the Seahawks and makes it to the superb owl. They meet the Broncos there, with Russ finally not sucking.

It's 4th quarter, Russ drives the team all the way down to the 2 yd line. Quick slants is called.

Ball in the air.

Picked off, and Seattle gets it's 2nd Lombardi

Wonderful fantasy but Russ isn't going to be slinging it for the Broncos next year.
Even if its kind of a lateral move I would love Belichick coaching the Seahawks just because he'd tear our defense a new one over lack of effort last year.

 

[Needless]

Who wants cookie cake?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ErC_fwszxt4

>Not using crushed Oreos for the chest hair on a COOKIE cake
They had one fucking job dude.

 

[TVB]

Who wants cookie cake?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ErC_fwszxt4

Hoping for diabetes?

 

[Trombonista]

>Not using crushed Oreos for the chest hair on a COOKIE cake
They had one fucking job dude.

To be fair, the cake itself is a giant chocolate chip cookie.

Anyway, I hope the Chiefs lose this weekend because I'm still bitter about the Bills loss.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I have not been following the news since thirty years of failure has just made me apathetic as a Cowboys fan like seriously the peak of success for them is Romo as an announcer and even that is getting old. So many careers of good players wasted. But I still watch everyone season like a wife with Stockholm syndrome.

 

[Absolutego]

To be fair, the cake itself is a giant chocolate chip cookie.

Anyway, I hope the Chiefs lose this weekend because I'm still bitter about the Bills loss.

That's all it took? You aren't bitter about the last half decade of hamfisted success and these chumps making the AFC championship at minimum?
Because that's where I'm at. I hate them almost as much as the forty whiners for their Patriots-tier eternal success.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I have not been following the news since thirty years of failure has just made me apathetic as a Cowboys fan like seriously the peak of success for them is Romo as an announcer and even that is getting old. So many careers of good players wasted. But I still watch everyone season like a wife with Stockholm syndrome.

Shoveling dirt on Aikman already?

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Shoveling dirt on Aikman already?

Okay twenty four years.

 

[Drama Fan]

Don't worry, I'm sure the Bears won't trade Fields and then blow the pick on a WR....

Right?

I don't dislike Fields, he seems like he'd be an actual threat on most other teams, but he was cursed to be stuck with the Bears. I almost hope for his sake that the Bears use that 1st round pick for a QB and let that man go anywhere else. I think Denver is looking around for someone less expensive and more competent than Russell Wilson

Boutte opened a FanDuel account... which had the username “Kayshonboutte01,”

1000 IQ move, lmao

 

[Squanto Airi]

Who wants cookie cake?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ErC_fwszxt4

There's been shirtless people at cold weather games for ages. But since it's a Kelce bro, suddenly it's a "viral" thing.

That's all it took? You aren't bitter about the last half decade of hamfisted success and these chumps making the AFC championship at minimum?
Because that's where I'm at. I hate them almost as much as the forty whiners for their Patriots-tier eternal success.

I hate em for the fact that they're a rival, as well as the fact that they're in a garbage division. For some reason they're getting away with the same things people hated the Patriots for, sans the on the field scandals.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Ravens are 4.5 point favorites today and 49ers are 7.5 point favorites today. O/U for the AFC game is 43.5 and NFC game is 52.5. Read into that how you will