The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Quijibo69]

Who wanted a Jesus foot washing ad? Mmm....feet!

 

[Eadred]

Despicable Me 4? The commercials already make me wanna cut my wrists.

Yeah, had to switch to the domestic broadcast, the negress witch of Oz commercial made me contemplate suicide. I wish the worst to all advertisers. Fuck the lot of them.

 

[ZipDisk]

The negress of oz was on broadcast too, you will not escape it.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

Ah He Gets Us, the ad campaign about Jesus by people who don’t get Jesus.

 

[Poop A Loop]

I kinda want the Chiefs to win if only because Butker spoke at First Things conference and talked to a group I was a part of and he's the epitome of a super tradcath who hates the vax and makes the predditors on r/nfl and r/kansascitychiefs seethe.

Kinda wish KC's savior QB was Alex Smith, though...Mahomes family and wife are annoying as fuck.

 

[ZipDisk]

The whistles have begun.

 

[Quijibo69]

Ah He Gets Us, the ad campaign about Jesus by people who don’t get Jesus.

But they love feet. In before they have a furry fetishist ad.

 

[Meat Target]

That Jesus ad was fucking cringe. The programming is real.

Is it just me, or were the images in that AI-generated?

 

[Illidan Stormrage]

If Trent Williams of all people is out there needing to hold, then this shit is well and truly over.

 

[Eadred]

Offense, false start, 60 yards penalty, the result is a automatic touchdown for the Tay Tay team.

 

[Illidan Stormrage]

I kinda want the Chiefs to win if only because Butker spoke at First Things conference and talked to a group I was a part of and he's the epitome of a super tradcath who hates the vax and makes the predditors on r/nfl and r/kansascitychiefs seethe.

Kinda wish KC's savior QB was Alex Smith, though...Mahomes family and wife are annoying as fuck.

So Butker is unvaxxed and a mega conservative tradcath ?

Based.

 

[ZipDisk]

Tay Tay team.

I mean, isn't this what we expected? Romo kicked it off with his dynasty fellatio.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

At this point, I would rather see Taylor Swift on my screen than this Chief's offense

 

[WelperHelper99]

They just allowed a Anheuiser Busch ad on screen. Gay

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

Man Temu has the American market locked: shitty catchy song, mobile ad looking animation, and tons of cheap soon to break shit on screen.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

They just allowed a Anheuiser Busch ad on screen. Gay

They even got Messi to join in on the gay. I am truly heartbroken as a fan of football and football

 

[Quijibo69]

Lotion ad by some ugly gay man. Still waiting for a furry ad.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

They even got Messi to join in on the gay. I am truly heartbroken as a fan of football and football

He’s Argentine, dude needs them US dollars.

 

[WelperHelper99]

They even got Messi to join in on the gay. I am truly heartbroken as a fan of football and football

I don't even drink, I just find tranny beer trying to hide its tranniness on one of the most American days on the planet reprehensible

 

[WelperHelper99]

Sneed slammed that bastard!