The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

JJ Watt looks like he just got out of the shower. Either that or he is looking to join Smash Mouth

 

[Coccxys]

Well there goes my both teams to score a TD in both halves bet.

Still got my superbowl unique score bet in play though.

 

[Local Fed]

JJ Watt looks like he just got out of the shower. Either that or he is looking to join Smash Mouth

Well I hear that they do have an opening in their lineup.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

Ok I laughed at Judge Judy im sorry
Edit: Usher is trying to be Michael Jackson so hard dear Lord.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Usher is terribly... mid

 

[JJLiautaud]

They seem like a Christian group that's trying to appeal to Zoomers by using woke language and calling Jesus an influencer. I saw one ad about how he was "cancelled", it's pathetic.

They're a mainline(read: wokeshit) Christianity outreach group, they are genuinely awful.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Usher is terribly... mid

As someone that remembers when he was going to be the new Michael Jackson back in 2001, all he just needs to do his perform Confessions and that’s pretty much it.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

When does Janet's titty come out? This is fucking boring.

 

[Lean In Ban]

It should've been The Killers

 

[Omori Boy]

Usher's mom's favorite Usher song is "I wanna make you cum".

 

[Quijibo69]

Usher is dressed like a 50 year woman at a wedding.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Superb Owl prediction:

Taylor Swift will be giving the world's saddest blowjob to Travis Kelce tonight while tears stream down his cheeks.

A month from now she breaks up with him because she won't date a Super Loser. Her next album in 2026 will be all about him and go Sextuple Platinum.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

It should've been The Killers

We need to find a way to bring Prince back from the dead to do Purple Rain again.

 

[Meat Target]

Usher is dressed like a 50 year woman at a wedding.

My first thought was that he looked like Liberace.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I’m shocked him and Alicia Keys are playing My Boo. It sounded better back in 2004.

 

[Hostile Takeover]

Where's Spongebob?

 

[Eadred]

Alicia Keys hair looks like that of a burn victim. Melted to her skull. And I really dislike those song medley mashup crap they always do. So boring.

Edit: negress totally not fake guitar solo was cringe lol

 

[Absolutego]

Where's Spongebob?

If the NFL jukes Spongebob fans by promising Sweet Victory again only to ultimately welsh on it again, that would redeem the whole show just because of how hilarious the online freakout would be.

 

[Illidan Stormrage]

About to head out on a long drive. I’d rather listen to metal music while stuck in traffic rather than live commentary of the Super Bowl, knowing that ref ball will inevitably start in the 2nd half.

Keep the hilariously awesome comments coming fellas. Win or lose, I know that I can count on you guys for laughs.

Godspeed to all of you.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I hope Usher’s not lip-synching while playing “Burn”. That would crush teenage version of me.