The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Tony Homo.

Surprised this is still up.

I thought the 49ers moved the ball pretty well in the first half. Chiefs have looked like ass, but a TD to open the 2nd half gets them right back into it.

 

[generic sauce]

Fuck more boring than the game somehow.

 

[Illidan Stormrage]

If the NFL jukes Spongebob fans by promising Sweet Victory again only to ultimately welsh on it again, that would redeem the whole show just because of how hilarious the online freakout would be.

Holy shit. You and I have exactly the same plan, down to the playlist. Have a safe trip brother.

 

[Schwarzwald]

I didn't believe humans were 60% water until watching Usher's halftime show. Guy might flood the entire stadium with his sweat.

 

[Meat Target]

Where's Caesar's Legion with tanks of chlorine gas?

FTFY

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

Nigga keep trying to be Michael, you'll never be that good

 

[Absolutego]

Also there is nothing about these songs that justifies that drum kit so I'm calling Usher's drummer a poser

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

Game sucks ass. Could the commercials at least be good???

 

[Quijibo69]

Hot moobs for some! 49ers for others!

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

I didn't have Usher roller derby on my bingo card

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Nice to see Lil Jon still having his yelling voice still in tact.

 

[Absolutego]

I'm getting flashbacks to the Black Eyed Peas show with the roller dance costuming

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Whoa, it’s Ludacris!

 

[Franz Joseph]

This would have been an awesome halftime show in 2002.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

Game sucks ass. Could the commercials at least be good???

In 2023? You could get the least competent member of MadMen, drop him into a modern ad agency and he would pummel half the office in half an hour.

 

[Eadred]

Nice to see Lil Jon still having his yelling voice still in tact.

He's literally just there to yell what and oh yeah... What a talent.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Lil John is the best part about this half time show. That's just sad

 

[WelperHelper99]

I didn't believe humans were 60% water until watching Usher's halftime show. Guy might flood the entire stadium with his sweat.

Thing is if Google is right, it's only 52F in Las Vegas rn. I don't know why the fuck he's sweating

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

This would have been an awesome halftime show in 2002.

NFL is always 20 years late on half time shows. I don't get it.

 

[Absolutego]

He's literally just there to yell what and oh yeah... What a talent.

You just described a hype man and there's a reason they were the 2nd half of pretty much all early hip hop groups.