The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

H&R Block pretending like its a white dad that abandons his kid and comes back when they make it big is another reason not to use them for your taxes

I am ready to be taken higher, Creedbro.

I will welcome them with arms wide open

 

[Unique User Name]

Is America running out of blacks for the NFL? They have to go to fucking Ghanna for players????

It's the NHL and the Soviet Block all over again, but this time it's back to Africa, not because a wall came down, but because the American niggers are getting too uppity for even the billionaire class.

 

[Local Fed]

Can we just get a rock band to play next year's half time show? Stop appealing to black people by putting terrible half time shows out there.

Bear in mind that if they actually did go with a "rock" band it would end up being Imagine Dragons.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

@Meat Target was not lying. There’s a lot of fumbles in this game.

 

[Luigi Cadorna]

That's all half time shows. 20 years too

Can we just get a rock band to play next year's half time show? Stop appealing to black people by putting terrible half time shows out there.

The Killers are from Las Vegas, their first album Hot Fuzz turns 20 this year, and everyone on the planet knows Mr. Brightside at this point. Would have been a slam dunk but nope.

 

[Absolutego]

H&R Block pretending like its a white dad that abandons his kid and comes back when they make it big is another reason not to use them for your taxes



I will welcome them with arms wide open

I dunno they're all looking a bit weathered these days.

 

[generic sauce]

WEW muttholmes rattled

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

The navy ad is kinda... kinda diverse bro

not enough blacks

this is my first super bowl watch since 2020, all hail the 79ers

the half time show sucked imo but i liked some of the songs. i cringed at watching usher try to be sexy while dancing like a sped

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

lol lmao even

That's game folks, go home.

 

[Absolutego]

lmao so much for that post season zero-int record he had going

 

[Meat Target]

Chiefs don't deserve to win after that.

 

[draggs]

Ahahahahahahahaha get fucked redmen

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Bear in mind that if they actually did go with a "rock" band it would end up being Imagine Dragons.

As if that would have been worse than this

The Killers are from Las Vegas, their first album Hot Fuzz turns 20 this year, and everyone on the planet knows Mr. Brightside at this point. Would have been a slam dunk but nope.

Would have been the only redeeming thing about this super bowl

 

[Eadred]

lol lmao even

That's game folks, go home.

Don't jinx it.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

KCbros are on suicide watch rn

 

[R00T]

>SanFran gaynigger domination in the first half
>Taylor Swift surprise feature in the half-time show
>The Chiefs are reinvigorated with Agarthic Vril
>They overtake in the second half with TRVE ARYAN spirit

>A single white person doesn’t touch the mic
>they crumble out the gate.
Dude you’re a reverse prophet!

 

[WelperHelper99]

not enough blacks

I thought there weren't enough women, I thought it was too subtle

this is my first super bowl watch since 2020, all hail the 79ers

the half time show sucked imo but i liked some of the songs. i cringed at watching usher try to be sexy while dancing like a sped

Usher was a bit of a spaz, the funny part was him sweating a ocean when the outdoor temp was only 52 degrees

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

As if that would have been worse than this

Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Predictable, but still funny.

 

[Absolutego]

wow he really is rattled, that was right into the dirt