The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[ZipDisk]

and here come all the "our house our rules" bullshit.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

If its tied after 15 minutes, do we go to penalty shootouts?

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I almost want to put $10 against the script writers at this point, just to feel something

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

THEY GOT BALL

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

If its tied after 15 minutes, do we go to penalty shootouts?

No this is handegg, they give each other brain damage until they get a higher score.

 

[Franz Joseph]

Check on Ralph guys, is he still alive?

 

[Coccxys]

If its tied after 15 minutes, do we go to penalty shootouts?

The hardest part of being a keeper in that situation is balancing on the crossbar.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

No this is handegg, they give each other brain damage until they get a higher score.

So they put a man on second? Or do they take off a player from each side until its 3v3?

 

[ACE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM]

If its tied after 15 minutes, do we go to penalty shootouts?

Just have Butker and Moody try field goals from increasingly longer distances.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

So they put a man on second? Or do they take off a player from each side until its 3v3?

Nothing that retarded, but I think they modified it somehow. Im not a football expert I watch it to get along with my co-workers.

 

[Maverick Vile]

Just have Butker and Moody try field goals from increasingly longer distances.

Pistols at 50 paces.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

Pistols at 50 paces.

Quarterbacks are given swords and gladiatorial gear and fight to the death, winner takes the Lombardi home.

 

[ZipDisk]

swords. Whistles returned to the game with a vengeance, I want to see a pinshirt get turned into a pincushion.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

So do I get a 4th whiskey Sour since we have another half hour of this?

 

[Coccxys]

So 80 year field goal attempt.

ETA Ooh that flag sucks for kc.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Coaches have to run 50 yards. After eating a gallon of chilli.

 

[ZipDisk]

It's a fucking mulligan.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA GET FUCKED NIGGA

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Holy shit Refball that went against script.

 

[Maverick Vile]

Coaches have to run 50 yards. After eating a gallon of chilli.

Dude, they can't air that.