The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[gaystoner]

most of the people in the superbowl have a house in California lol

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Neither team deserved to be there. I hope Bill Belichick goes postal and kills half the League in a drunken rage.

 

[Shidoen]

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/1756888291024965948

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Remember she was humbled by being called Bill Clinton's wife after he banged that secretary.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

>implying that he speaks

I met him once he was still lucid then but I wasn’t a chick either.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

>implying that he speaks

>Implying he wakes up on his own

 

[WENDY DENG 2020]

I yelled out Fuck the Chiefs to my neighbors shooting off fireworks. Dared them to fight me if they could waddle on down. Still waiting.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

The “Taylor Swift conspiracy” is not fucking real. I have yet to see a single person seriously believe in it. It’s just a ploy to make right wingers seem insane.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Biden is writing a congratulatory letter to Superbowl Champ Don Shula as we speak.

Only way my Dolphins might win something....I will take it.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Don’t forget that our favorite hollering hog Ethan Oliver Ralph is celebrating the Chiefs’ victory against the gosh darn Ayyyylawggs down in Mexico.

¡Orale!

 

[notorietus]

holy shit rigged is trending with over 200K+ retweets BAHAHAHAH

 

[JambledUpWords]

Biden is our first AI president, which is why the speech patterns aren’t quite right yet

 

[Da Capo]

I sure do hope this thread doesn't devolve into a typical A&H slapfight.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Joe Biden will never be cool okay. It's just impossible.

It really is funny watching the Left fumble at something they were once good at several years ago. The Left would always push themselves as the "Cool Party". After all they were the party of celebrities and sports stars. They had great marketing to where they were able to trick the youth into thinking that some out of touch 50 year old is "one of them". Now a days, not so much. The candidate they are trying to sell is a demented old man that poops his pants and doesn't know where he is most of the time. People hate celebrities now as most of them have been outed as pedophiles or pedo defenders. They aren't the party of cool rebels anymore. They are what the Right Wing was in the 90's. Out of touch, old, puritans.

 

[biglurker]

I am glad Sneed pulled through. Now if only he could give Swift some talent!

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/1756888291024965948

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Proof that all Taylor Swift fans give toothy bjs

 

[Hostile Takeover]

The “Taylor Swift conspiracy” is not fucking real. I have yet to see a single person seriously believe in it. It’s just a ploy to make right wingers seem insane.

It's as real as that picture of Taylor getting fucked by a muppet.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Using the Dark Brandon meme right after the Chiefs win is way too clever for Biden to have come up with himself

Nah, you don't seriously mean the guy who thinks "gaza" is a flavor of pudding and wants to meet with Josip Tito to discuss Kosovo doesn't run his own twitter do you?

 

[JambledUpWords]

I sure do hope this thread doesn't devolve into a typical A&H slapfight.

>featured thread
>topic that is both politics and sports related

It not devolving into a slapfight would be a Kiwifarms miracle

 

[analrapist]

No idea how it's possible that Mahomes is even more of a faggot than anyone on a team from San Francisco. But that's our reality.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

holy shit rigged is trending with over 200K+ retweets BAHAHAHAH
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Good to see liberals digging their own grave deeper. Biden posting that meme is him shooting himself in the foot so bad that people will actually start believing the stupid “conspiracy” that nobody believed in the first place.