The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

Reminder never to put your faith in Shanahan Jr. What a damn loser when the stage gets too big.

That's the part that threw me off because I see people acting like swift is satanic and gay or something but then I see a normal if commercialized trad relationship between a thin blond white woman and a masculine white man (I don't watch football if you think he's gay or feminine idk) and people seething that she's racist or something and seething that the teams are more white than eliminated teams ig. Idk who's seething or not

lol trad. She's an infamous closet lesbian, so all those devil worshipping skanks she was hanging out with last night probably smelled like her cooch. She's just with Klotce to boost her image and present her to a new audience. She'll get MeToo'd within two years, mark my words. Screenshot this prescient post.

 

[topsykrets]

At least it keeps them off the streets and stops thm from drivebys and carjacking ....mostly

lol, it makes them more daring, more willing to commit crime.

 

[Banditotron]

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Is that the fucking slim jims mascot!??!?

 

[PaladinBoo]

Fuck Kelce. Asshole thinks just becuase he's dating Swift he gets to yell at the coach. He'd have been benched if the NFL wasn't obviously trying to attract female viewers. I mean Usher was literally singing a fucking love song with his shirt off.

It is funny as this is all anybody is talking about right now. Not the Chiefs winning another Super Bowl but Kelce being a violently angry wigger. I've been seeing a lot of Taylor Swift fans telling her to dump his ass. I'm inclined to agree with them. Kelce's ex talked about how he has anger management issues and was emotionally abusive. A lot of people disregard what she said thinking she was just a jealous ex scorned. Now, with what we saw, there may be evidence to back up those claims. If he treated his coach like this I can only imagine how he treats his woman in private. This backfired tremendously for Goodell. I think Taylor will break up with him during the off season. I expect another scathing break up song that spills the tea sometime this year.

 

[MeltyTW]

lol trad

Sorry in that all I know about the pair if Twitter seething and some kf and 4chan posts, from that pov it just looks like a blond woman cheering on a white American male bf playing football

She's an infamous closet lesbian

Didn't she fuck a shit ton, the two songs I know one of them iirc is her saying she's a whore who likes the game of fucking guys. Which isn't trad ig thinking about it but you know compared to the interracial poly gay bi pan gangbangs they want in children's literature

devil worshipping skanks she was hanging out with last night probably smell

That just seems schizo

She's just with Klotce to boost her image and present her to a new audience. She'

Yeah but I mean more in how they present it, idk I'm just going off black people seething and a Jewish guy on Twitter clip who berated taylor for not dating a black NFL player because they feel owed because of her apparently racist ex and all her white bfs and they apparently think the NFL is so black you cznt hardly find white players even though most players I hear about as a non fan are white

 

[The Ugly One]

I've been seeing a lot of Taylor Swift fans telling her to dump his ass.

She's too old to have a lot of options. If she's lucky, she might squeeze out one autistic child before her womb closes for good.

Didn't she fuck a shit ton, the two songs I know one of them iirc is her saying she's a whore who likes the game of fucking guys. Which isn't trad ig thinking about it but you know compared to the interracial poly gay bi pan gangbangs they want in children's literature

No, she's white, that means everything she does is based & trad.

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

It is funny as this is all anybody is talking about right now. Not the Chiefs winning another Super Bowl but Kelce being a violently angry wigger. I've been seeing a lot of Taylor Swift fans telling her to dump his ass. I'm inclined to agree with them. Kelce's ex talked about how he has anger management issues and was emotionally abusive. A lot of people disregard what she said thinking she was just a jealous ex scorned. Now, with what we saw, there may be evidence to back up those claims. If he treated his coach like this I can only imagine how he treats his woman in private. This backfired tremendously for Goodell. I think Taylor will break up with him during the off season. I expect another scathing break up song that spills the tea sometime this year.

Hmm just based off what very little I know about Taylor. I have a Feeling she's one of those "But I can change him!" type girls. But to be fair I think the entire relationship is a fake publicity stunt to sell more football tickets while also increasing the popularity of Both the NFL and Taylor Swift. Im still waiting for the normies to figure out Shes Zena LaVey.

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

Didn't she fuck a shit ton, the two songs I know one of them iirc is her saying she's a whore who likes the game of fucking guys. Which isn't trad ig thinking about it but you know compared to the interracial poly gay bi pan gangbangs they want in children's literature

There was a several-year period where all her songs were about her bff Karlie Kloss being in the closet, then after Karlie dumped her and married Jared Kushner's brother Tay Tay went nuts and got political while writing butthurt songs about her obvious girlfriend.

Old Gaylor site

Is Question about Karlie? Duh yes

Imagine thinking an old lesbian is trad in any way. Next you'll say the Texans are legit.

 

[Banditotron]

Taylor swift is made of moth balls and vines

 

[std::string]

Fuck Kelce. Asshole thinks just becuase he's dating Swift he gets to yell at the coach. He'd have been benched if the NFL wasn't obviously trying to attract female viewers. I mean Usher was literally singing a fucking love song with his shirt off.

If AB had a meltdown and body checked Arians while screaming at him during the Bucs Super Bowl he probably would've been removed from the stadium.

Kelce gets treated like royalty.

 

[Desktop User2]

seething that the teams are more white than eliminated teams

what?

"Kelce gets treated like royalty."
Welp, he just broke Rice´s playoff record...

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

If AB had a meltdown and body checked Arians while screaming at him during the Bucs Super Bowl he probably would've been removed from the stadium.

Kelce gets treated like royalty.

He's the Pfizer prince now. Nothing can touch him (except VAIDS).

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I don't give a shit about Taylor Swift one way or another but the fact that the elderly bible thumping incels on A&H hate her so much makes me glad that the Chiefs won. Cope and seethe as you incels like to say

 

[NaggotFigger]

Late, but,

 

[MeltyTW]

There was a several-year period where all her songs were about her bff Karlie Kloss being in the closet, then after Karlie dumped her and married Jared Kushner's brother Tay Tay went nuts and got political while writing butthurt songs about her obvious girlfriend.

Old Gaylor site

Is Question about Karlie? Duh yes

Imagine thinking an old lesbian is trad in any way. Next you'll say the Texans are legit.

That sounds like the delusions of teen girls who like the idea of lesbian romance, you see those sometimes fangirls who want their headcanon based on their emotional whims to be true

So I think I understand it now, the merge happened and the event was the manifestation of society's collective if disparate schizophrenia got ya

 

[Iron Hamster]

We're just cursed with injuries. An injury cost us a Super Bowl appearance last year and cost us a Super Bowl win this year with all the injuries we had.

A measly missed extra point cost you.

 

[Echo_Ender]

A ESL person I was watching it with was confused and asked who the Jews hated and how could we stop them?

Yeah, we had a couple of people who thought it was a pro-Palestine thing to stop the "Hateful Jews"

 

[JaneThough]

Ok but I’ll fuck the winner. Travis wants it

 

[Lean In Ban]

These cocksuckers are really going to threepeat! Fuck me! I'm seeing premium cope that Joe Burrow and the Bengals will be the answer but he's injury prone and they are a distant second in the AFC North behind the Ravens. I guess my own cope is at least Chris Jones is more than likely gone via free agency. Not many can overcome losing an All-Pro NT.

 

[std::string]

I guess my own cope is at least Chris Jones is more than likely gone via free agency.

Mahomes' contract is set up so they can easily restructure it and push his cap hit into the future, so they could keep him if they wanted to.

Veach is pretty conservative, but if you have a realistic chance to threepeat I'd slam that Saints button. Restructure everyone, get some real receivers through trades. Go fucking all in.