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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%
  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%
  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%

  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
I for one am going to laugh hysterically if Jordan Love just completely regressed now that he’s gotten Paid. Green Bay’s had it too good for too long as far as QB’s - even if they don’t exactly have the hardware to show for it - that they’re due one that’s Mid at best.

Also because I’ve seen Perna on the edge of a breakdown for long enough, I feel like I need to see Grossi there to balance it out.
Perna took, what, 7 years of being in the QB wilderness to get buck broken by the 2022 Broncos, I have to imagine we aren't going to see Grossi lose it until the early 2030's if Love doesn't work out for them.

Then again, Perna didn't move to Aurora to better support his team and Tom did all of a week ago so who knows.
 
I REALLY need this to blow up in the Packers face. Please.

Their fans are insufferably pompous and it was hilarious to see them schlanging cope online when Love looked like shit. Most of them aren't old enough to have experienced sub-HOF quarterbacking, they seriously need a rude awakening and I'm praying this is it.
 
Their fans are insufferably pompous
I'll have you know that I'm barely pompous. Just a tiny smidge. If I can take the avalanche of FTP in stride, you can take a bit of gloating.

But I think the Love contract makes enough sense when you consider most of the other high-paid positions are locked in for the next year at least. They have super-young WRs and TEs, the O-line is oddly good for the money they get, and they've already taken care of their D-line and LBs. Secondary is an open question, and no GB GM ever likes to see that, but so long as they contain the Lions' (!) passing attack, then they'll just settle for a wildcard in 2024 and figure out 2025 after that.
 

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I REALLY need this to blow up in the Packers face. Please.

Their fans are insufferably pompous and it was hilarious to see them schlanging cope online when Love looked like shit. Most of them aren't old enough to have experienced sub-HOF quarterbacking, they seriously need a rude awakening and I'm praying this is it.
Hey now, not all of us suck ass. We only take pleasure in beating the Vikings, Bears, and Cowboys. Outside of that, we are fun. I mean, which other fan base would be down to drink and actually be fun with it?
 
Hey now, not all of us suck ass. We only take pleasure in beating the Vikings, Bears, and Cowboys. Outside of that, we are fun. I mean, which other fan base would be down to drink and actually be fun with it?
I'm sure a lot of you are very fine people (love me some midwesterners) but it's fun to watch the Emperor have no clothes.
Shit that was like 99% of our cope when Rodgers was the best athlete in the entire game.
 
I'll have you know that I'm barely pompous. Just a tiny smidge. If I can take the avalanche of FTP in stride, you can take a bit of gloating.
Do you really not know why everyone says FTP? You're not even aware of your privilege, the Pack has been consistently good for literal decades. Their last truly bad year was 2005, and before that 1991. You've won multiple super bowls and been to the play offs a gorillion fuckin times. The super bowl trophy is named after YOUR historic head coach!! I have to give em shit, it's the least I can do!

Hey now, not all of us suck ass. We only take pleasure in beating the Vikings, Bears, and Cowboys. Outside of that, we are fun. I mean, which other fan base would be down to drink and actually be fun with it?
I'd probably drink for fun too if my team was a contender for 40 years straight. Well that and there isn't much to do in Wisconsin besides drink. It's still a better state than the Dakota's though, memes aside both of those states are shitholes lol
 
The super bowl trophy is named after YOUR historic head coach!!
Dirty little secret: it's only called that because he got cancer at the right time. If he'd been healthy, it probably would have been called the Wellington Mara Trophy, but everyone felt bad about Vinnie's ass cancer, so he gets his name on a trophy.
I'd probably drink for fun too if my team was a contender for 40 years straight. Well that and there isn't much to do in Wisconsin besides drink. It's still a better state than the Dakota's though, memes aside both of those states are shitholes lol
I once saw a listicle about the five hardest-drinking states in the US. I've lived in four of them, including North Dakota. You don't have to tell me that there ain't shit else to do there. But bringing it back to the Packers, I think they've had at least one NDSU Bison on the roster for the past 15 years. I'm assuming the transition from Fargo to Green Bay is pretty seamless.
 
One perk MN has over WI is unlike Wisconsinites, we can come over the border and buy your big boy fireworks whenever we want ;)
 
Another perk MN has over WI is that they aren't attached to the hip to the insane yoopers on the upper peninsula and their flavor of nutty small town Lutheran is more interested in force-feeding you lutefisk than siccing the local sheriff on you over missing a weekend of weeding.
I do think at this point that South Minneapolis is more damaging to the state overall than Greater Chicago is to WI though.
 
Another perk MN has over WI is that they aren't attached to the hip to the insane yoopers on the upper peninsula and their flavor of nutty small town Lutheran is more interested in force-feeding you lutefisk than siccing the local sheriff on you over missing a weekend of weeding.
I do think at this point that South Minneapolis is more damaging to the state overall than Greater Chicago is to WI though.
Minneapolis and St Paul both are shit holes, I haven't gone really at all since the George Floyd nonsense went down. I remember sitting on this abandoned mill south of town like 8 stories up and watching the fires, legit looked like Raccoon City unfolding in front of me. Pretty cray, this state is liberal to the point that it's almost an extremist group. To put it into perspective we're literally the only state that didn't vote for Reagan in 1984 lol. Duluth is also now a shithole, basically just Minneapolis but way up north. I visited last year and you can't even get to shore of Superior, everything is gated off/private property. It's fucking sickening.

Thankfully though, Somalians and other shitties nobody cares for don't exist up in the Iron Range area. My sister and her fiance moved to Ely purely just to get away from Somalians lol. Besides that though it's just a beautiful place that anyone who visits the big ourdoors should have on their bucket list (Virginia also has beautiful sights).

One perk everyone has over MN is that don't have to live in Minnesota
>Implying Wisconsin is a more attractive state to live in in any capacity

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I said everyone. Don't be so salty your state is filled with Somalian retards and balldo loving swingers
I know, but you made it apparent you live in WI so I will continue the cheese hate train. Also I am angry these faggots live here, I said that in my previous post. Somalis have been raiding Minnedishu since like the 90's if not earlier. I didn't choose to be born here bro lol

>"Everyone" Implying there are not worse states than MN

Most west coast is infinitely worse
 
Hey faggots
How can you stand watching sportsball with that End Racism stuff plastered everywhere?
How do you not feel like you're being castrated having that rubbed in your face?
I only have to put up with it when I play Madden like once a month and I hate it even then.
 
Hey faggots
How can you stand watching sportsball with that End Racism stuff plastered everywhere?
How do you not feel like you're being castrated having that rubbed in your face?
I only have to put up with it when I play Madden like once a month and I hate it even then.
I pirate my streams that's how.
 
Hey faggots
How can you stand watching sportsball with that End Racism stuff plastered everywhere?
How do you not feel like you're being castrated having that rubbed in your face?
I only have to put up with it when I play Madden like once a month and I hate it even then.
I do it the same way im able to bear being around brown people IRL. Copious amounts of THC.

Its also fun to laugh at the fatass retarded nerds who unironically call anything remotely arduous and competitive "sportsball"

The joy of athletics/sport is knowing that fatass retarded nerds like you dont understand it. And its important to remind fatass retarded nerds like you that you dont get it, and that you never will, because you arent allowed to have anything good in life, youre allowed to have comic book cape shit or fantashit tolkien esque derrivative crap, and call of booty multiplayer bullshit. And thats about it.

Heyyy! Thats a pretty athletic football play! Not that a NERD like YOU would know!

 
I do it the same way im able to bear being around brown people IRL. Copious amounts of THC.

Its also fun to laugh at the fatass retarded nerds who unironically call anything remotely arduous and competitive "sportsball"
The first time I ever heard anyone call a game sportsball it was a SKINNY retarded nerd.
The joy of athletics/sport is knowing that fatass retarded nerds like you dont understand it. And its important to remind fatass retarded nerds like you that you dont get it, and that you never will, because you arent allowed to have anything good in life,
Woah there brother. I must have struck some nerve.
I had just gotten home from the mountain bike trail too, wasn't ready for this.
youre allowed to have comic book cape shit or fantashit tolkien esque derrivative crap,
Fantasy and superheroes are gay.
 
Hey faggots
How can you stand watching sportsball with that End Racism stuff plastered everywhere?
How do you not feel like you're being castrated having that rubbed in your face?
I only have to put up with it when I play Madden like once a month and I hate it even then.
>pirate streams
>use whenever the 8 billionth commercial or PSA from the league gets brought up as an excuse to go tidy something in the house and my Sundays are better for that effort

At least with the league I know it's all hollow pandering to avoid media outrage and get them to keep paying insanely inflated exclusivity deals, so my team can spend even more money to get better, as opposed to broke-brained tourists like you guys who keep coming into this thread and repeat the same spergy talking points about End Racism like you all get fermented in a factory somewhere.
 
>pirate streams
>use whenever the 8 billionth commercial or PSA from the league gets brought up as an excuse to go tidy something in the house and my Sundays are better for that effort

At least with the league I know it's all hollow pandering to avoid media outrage and get them to keep paying insanely inflated exclusivity deals, so my team can spend even more money to get better, as opposed to broke-brained tourists like you guys who keep coming into this thread and repeat the same spergy talking points about End Racism like you all get fermented in a factory somewhere.
I'm not sure what you and JJ mean by pirating streams.
There's this "End Racism" stuff on their end zones -like, on the field - and on the player's helmets, unless they've since gotten rid of it.
 
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