The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Absolutego]

How I long for the 2000's where the Seahawks offensive line wasn't a constant concern, we weren't in 3rd and long hell, and our most reliable player wasn't our fucking punter

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Bryce Young is more ass then, uh, something that is very ass.

 

[Americunt]

It's looks even worse after the Saq B performance

Prediction: Saquon will be responsible for more touchdowns per game than the Giants will have scored by season week by week.

 

[Mister Ferro]

Dak to Cooks!!!!

 

[Lean In Ban]

Fuck, is this why Ravens fans hated Gregg Roman? This Chargers offense is making me sick

 

[Absolutego]

Ok the dude who turned that tackle against K9 into a suplex was awesome

 

[Squanto Airi]

That was an easy fumble recovery

EDIT: and of course this anemic offense can only score 3 off of that gift.

 

[blahblahblah678]

That Bears win was very reminiscent of the infamous Monday Night Football win that gave us Dennis Green's, "They are who we thought they were" rant.

Caleb stans will use the, "it was his first NFL start" defense. But throwing for under 100 yards vs the bum ass Titans ain't gonna work all the time. Plus, the defense and special teams aren't always going to be able to bail his ass out every single time. As a Bears fan, I don't want to rely on fluke ass wins against bum ass teams, much less actual good teams.

The Tua fans are gloating Week 1, but as always, it will be their pride that leads to their fall.

 

[Mister Ferro]

Zeke scoring goal line tuddies

 

[Ensok]

Two safeties in one game?

 

[Mister Ferro]

Aubrey automatic from 57 yards out!!!!

here is the vid:

 

[Absolutego]

Two safeties in one game?

I legit do not understand how we keep winding up with injured and totally shallow offensive lines despite investing massive amounts of both draft capital and free agency money into it

 

[Mister Ferro]

Aubrey made it from 66 but it was called back due to deley.

 

[Drama Fan]

LMAO @ Browns. Holy shit

 

[Mister Ferro]

What time is it? Turpin Time baby!!!!

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

I am finally vindicated.

I give it 2 weeks before every ST coaches does the math and realizes giving the other team the 30 is preferable to even an average return. After that it's all touchbacks all the time.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

I really like these Seahawks throwbacks unis.

 

[Jobama]

https://www.nbcnews.com/sports/nfl/kendrick-lamar-will-headline-super-bowl-lix-halftime-show-rcna170117

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He will make history for being the only rapper to have his own Super Bowl Halftime Show, and there’s people on X alleging he’ll mock Drake yet again. The first time he performed was with Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Mary J. Bilge and Eminem.

Also, the NFL made a commercial with him on the field throwing footballs to ghosts:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NchsQ90rKs4

It should have been Kanye.

 

[Squanto Airi]

How the fuck did Crosby not get ejected

 

[Iron Hamster]

The Giants are losing 28-6 to the Vikings in just the first game of the season. Now, I can only imagine what the Aaron Rodgers-NY Jets era will do.