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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%
  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%
  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%

  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Oh yes, I forgot:
-Kirk looks very nervous in the pocket and I fully expect Penix to be starting in Atlanta by December, whether from injury or poor play on Cousins' part
Cousins had two pretty nice escapes but otherwise seems content to just get hit. He also doesn't have the magical aura of RTP calls.

Jayden Daniels also won't finish the season. I am just calling it now. Daniels runs with no sense of self preservation and the OC is calling QB powers. Dead man walking.
 
McCaffrey inactive, just shoot me if we lose our season opener.
Fuck me bro. I just bet on a prop bet for each team to score a rushing TD and a passing TD in each half. Fuck man, fuck me, Im gonna fuck a dude. bmj_loss.png
 
I took 49ers -3, breece Hall, deebo and Watson to score a TD. So close
Fan Duel has started doing prop bets for each game and they have pretty good odds on them. My favorites are 1+FG and 1+ TD from each team in each half, and the one i mentioned above. That and the moneyline or spread and O/U total points combo. I suck at picking parlays.
 
lmao I traveled to Jersey to go to the Giants game this past weekend.

And I'm heartsick over how the organization let Saquon Barkley go. I cannot fathom the stupidity of throwing money at Daniel Jones and then pinching pennies for literally their best player ... Only to lose him to a division rival. You know, if Barkley ends up at the Super Bowl and wins with the Eagles, then I'm honestly going to be more happy for Barkley than I will be pissed about the Eagles winning another Super Bowl.

Jones has literally only accomplished the bare minimum. He had an OK year in 2022, made it to the playoffs, and won ONE playoff game against literally the bottom ranked defense of that season (Vikings). I was practically cursing at the tv the day after that playoff game when I saw that the Giants signed that ridiculous contract with him.

I've never been a fan of Daniel Jones. I never saw what was so great about him, and I kept telling people to STFU when they were calling him "Danny Dimes." I'm pissed that he sucks so bad, but I also feel quite vindicated over seeing the fans and the media finally turning on him completely after yesterday. It was hilarious to see fellow fans heckling him for basically the entire second half of the game.
 
I've never been a fan of Daniel Jones. I never saw what was so great about him, and I kept telling people to STFU when they were calling him "Danny Dimes." I'm pissed that he sucks so bad, but I also feel quite vindicated over seeing the fans and the media finally turning on him completely after yesterday. It was hilarious to see fellow fans heckling him for basically the entire second half of the game.
What the Giants should have done is stick with the Italian Tony Soprano


 
What the Giants should have done is stick with the Italian Tony Soprano

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HNd9zyAT2SI
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qc8IVz02r6w
I love my Gabagool QB. 🤌 Tommy DeVito was the bright spot in an otherwise dismal season last year.

He's currently the third string QB, but he was listed as "inactive" yesterday.

btw, I watched the post-game press conference with Daniel Jones. All he had to say was "I didn't play well enough." Nigga, you didn't play well AT ALL.

He did nothing of value for the entire game.
 
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Fucking Niners, everyone makes fun of them for hinging on Trent Williams last year and they took that as a challenge.
Wide open lanes for Deebo and Aiyuk. Brock has all the time in the pocket.
Whenever CMC is healthy he's going to forge a repeat OPOY this year with this line working for him
 
Jets are a lolcow franchise.
People still dog on Mark Sanchez for being "Mr. Butt Fumble" (as hilarious as that still is), but at least the dude took the team to not one, but two AFC Championship games.

I'm sure the Jets long for the "Mr. Butt Fumble" days at this point, lol
 
I'd like to see Mahomes beat the Ravens without Kelce. Yes I know the Ravens are better than the Jets but the point still stands.

I see us going 6-0 to start barring any injuries. We'll lose to the Chiefs though because we just can't ever beat them.
 


Deshaun Watson is sued for sexual assault and battery





Deshaun Watson is sued for sexual assault and battery


Deshaun Watson is sued for sexual assault and battery​

Published September 9, 2024 04:02 PM


Deshaun Watson is sued for sexual assault and battery
By
Mike Florio
Published September 9, 2024 04:02 PM

As Browns quarterback Deshaun Watson struggles to regain his old form, he has a new legal issue.

On Monday, Watson was sued in Houston for sexual assault and battery, and intentional infliction of emotional distress.

The accusations are strikingly similar to those made against Watson in more than 20 lawsuits filed in 2021. However, the plaintiff in the new case, who filed under the Jane Doe pseudonym, contends that she went on a date with Watson. Most if not all other cases arose from paid massages that Watson had arranged.

The lawsuit explains that the date was set for October 10, 2020. Watson, per the lawsuit, was initially unable to find her apartment. He called her and allegedly began “aggressively yelling and screaming and stating that he could not find her apartment and that he ‘doesn’t have time for this.’”

The lawsuit then contains the following allegations:

When Watson finally arrived at Doe’s apartment, Doe had not finished putting on makeup, so she invited Watson in to have a seat in her living room while she finished getting ready. As she was putting on makeup in her bathroom, Doe left the bathroom door open and attempted a conversation with Watson, trying to ease the tension from his angry outburst. Jane Doe quickly began to believe she was talking to herself because Watson wasn’t responding.

“Jane Doe came out of her bathroom to investigate Watson’s silence and shockingly found him completely naked on her bed, lying face-down on his stomach. While Jane Doe stood there in shock, Watson turned his head and aggressively insisted that she massage him, gesturing to his buttocks. Jane Doe asked if Watson meant he wanted her to massage his back, but Watson indicated that it was his buttocks he wanted massaged.

“Jane Doe was at this point in the encounter terrified. She was in her small apartment with a much larger man, and she was still reeling from Watson’s outburst and aggression on the phone. Doe thus tried to appease Watson by rubbing his back, rather than his buttocks. Watson began insisting, again, that she focus on his glutes. Seemingly frustrated that Doe would only rub his back, Watson then turned over, revealing an erection. Watson continued to demand that Jane Doe massage him, gesturing from his knees to his groin. Jane Doe froze in fear, unsure of how to refuse Watson’s advances without jeopardizing her safety. Confused and scared, she reiterated to Watson that she wasn’t a masseuse. Watson asked her what she wanted to do instead.

“Before Jane Doe could answer, Watson grabbed Jane Doe’s leg and positioned her so that she was lying down. Watson then partially disrobed Jane Doe and penetrated her vagina without consent, implicit or explicit. Jane Doe felt paralyzed, unsure if she should risk her safety by trying to stop Watson or endure his assault. Watson roughly sexually assaulted Jane Doe for several minutes in a ‘missionary position’ before grabbing her and flipping her over. Watson continued to assault Doe aggressively from behind. Jane Doe finally gathered the courage and strength to escape Watson. Jane Doe quickly ran to her dresser to grab a heavy piece of décor for self-defense, and yelled at Watson [to] get out of her apartment. Enraged, Watson stormed out of Jane Doe’s apartment.”

The statute of limitations for most personal injury cases is two years. In Texas, a five-year window applies because the case expressly alleges sexual assault,

The plaintiff is represented by Tony Buzbee. He represented many others who sued Watson in 2021.

This new case raises plenty of issues, from the standpoint of the league and the Browns. It’s possible that Watson could be subject to further scrutiny under the Personal Conduct Policy. It’s also possible that a suspension — if one is imposed — could give the Browns a path toward voiding his remaining salary guarantees and ending the relationship.

The biggest difference between the latest case and the others is that Watson specifically is accused of sexual assault.
 
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