The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[FootballBuff]

With the Jets firing Robert Saleh, Bill Belichick now has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever in the History of the NFL.

 

[BikeLock]

With the Jets firing Robert Saleh, Bill Belichick now has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever in the History of the NFL.

Get hired and then immediately resign on a napkin again?

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

Davante Adams update via Ryan Evans via Adam Schefter
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Saints/Carr bros... I don't feel so good

Do it, nigger. I fucking dare you.

 

[Absolutego]

With the Jets firing Robert Saleh, Bill Belichick now has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever in the History of the NFL.

I suspect that bridge is thoroughly burned on both sides, since he spent the intervening 20 years after leaving them in the lurch tormenting the organization.
Though he does absolutely love Rodgers, so ehh maybe he'll put up with Woody.

 

[Americunt]

With the Jets firing Robert Saleh, Bill Belichick now has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever in the History of the NFL.

Rodger's ego is too big to let Bill take any credit for his attempt to one-man-marching band the Jets to the Superbowl, so I kind of doubt it. Much like Mike McCarthy is Jerry Jones sockpuppet, whoever comes in next as HC in NJ will soley be a mouthpiece of Aaron.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

The Pats have decided to sacrifice their rookie QB to the old gods.

 

[AllieKat]

But I thought that goofy nigga loved Carr? Guess winning is more important in the end than friendship.

And more hating on Rodgers and now Jets legend Favre. The jealousy is palpable.

On the subject of Brett Favre and this thread

He won Super Bowl XXXI is what he did! He was a great multi era gunslinger! and in this thread, Brett Favre is a hero, end of story.


Bonus Post
NOBODY HAS PARKINSONS! And I don't want to hear that word again in here!

 

[Drama Fan]

On the subject of Brett Favre and this thread
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He won Super Bowl XXXI is what he did! He was a great multi era gunslinger! and in this thread, Brett Favre is a hero, end of story.


Bonus Post
NOBODY HAS PARKINSONS! And I don't want to hear that word again in here!

But it says right here he threw 336 interceptions, an NFL record! What's so great about that?

But for real, Packers fans that can't appreciate what Brett and Aaron did for the Packers can eat shit. There's too many weird salty people who think that after the organization getting the 15 best years out of them that they shouldn't play anymore even when they could and still want to. There was a Milwaukee bar last season that promised free drinks for every game Rodgers lost for the Jets because he "betrayed" us by Gutie and the higher ups wanting to move on to Jordan Love and also offloaded his big contract onto the Jets(?). The Farve hate also is incredibly contrived, twitter acts like it's a bigger deal that he misappropriated some federal funds that thousands of people stole in various ways to build a gym for a school. The same people still worship all of the people DUI'ing and crashing cars and beating their wife/gf as long as they're playing well. Fuck them. Farve and Rodgers are always my guys.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

There was a Milwaukee bar last season that promised free drinks for every game Rodgers lost for the Jets because he "betrayed" us by Gutie and the higher ups wanting to move on to Jordan Love and also offloaded his big contract onto the Jets(?).

If I remember the story right, that bar was offering free drinks if the Jets lost, then Game 1 happened and Rodgers tore his Achillies, so everyone went to town.

Then the Jets pulled off a Win, so everyone actually had to PAY for their drinks.

Guess I’d be a Packers fan too if my only option was blatant alcoholism. Same bars doing the same deal this year as well, like a clingy Ex they can’t just let go after getting the best years out of both Rodgers and Farve. May Jordan Love turn out to be as Mid as every other overpaid QB, and may Rodgers complete the Farve Retirement Tour and go to the Vikings to piss everyone off.

 

[Drama Fan]

If I remember the story right, that bar was offering free drinks if the Jets lost, then Game 1 happened and Rodgers tore his Achillies, so everyone went to town.

Yes and also yes, the same deal got offered again by the same salty fucks. Ingrates can't appreciate good football if it's in the wrong colors. Sam Darnold might be outballing old man Rodgers for the Vikings position though.
Inshallah, Jordan Love will have a HoF career with exactly 1 Super Bowl ring, no more and no less, as is tradition.

In semi-related news, the Raider's clown car of a team is rotating QB's again like that's going to make a difference. (bird site link)

Maybe a 42 year old Rodgers could head there next season and they can keep Adams. At least it would be an upgrade at QB (they might need to employ Hackett and 2-3 ex-Packers WRs with the deal)

 

[Dildo_SHwaggins]

The Farve hate also is incredibly contrived, twitter acts like it's a bigger deal that he misappropriated some federal funds that thousands of people stole in various ways to build a gym for a school. The same people still worship all of the people DUI'ing and crashing cars and beating their wife/gf as long as they're playing well. Fuck them. Farve and Rodgers are always my guys.

I remember looking into Favre's involvement in the scandal and the hate towards him always seemed so exaggerated. People act like he went to poor people's houses, took their money, and used it to support terrorists. If he's guilty, he's guilty, but he wasn't at the top mishandling the money. Plus the volleyball facility actually got built. How many times do politicians take money from projects/funds and nothing ever gets built.

I also think alot of the hate on Russel Wilson is exaggerated. Sure he's weird and fake, but it's hardly the end of the world.

 

[Americunt]

I remember looking into Favre's involvement in the scandal and the hate towards him always seemed so exaggerated. People act like he went to poor people's houses, took their money, and used it to support terrorists. If he's guilty, he's guilty, but he wasn't at the top mishandling the money. Plus the volleyball facility actually got built. How many times do politicians take money from projects/funds and nothing ever gets built.

I also think alot of the hate on Russel Wilson is exaggerated. Sure he's weird and fake, but it's hardly the end of the world.

I don't think it's that people HATE Russel Wilson(well maybe Broncos fans, and justifiably), it's just too easy to laugh at him being a corny weirdo; especially after he won a superbowl and two NFCCG, and then has never been able to recapture that success since. You can't be a dorky self-serious weirdo AND fail to deliver. If Mahomes ever falls off he'll probably be treated the same way, he's a lot like Russ in that he's just a very odd guy, but 3 superbowls in 5 years, and potentially gearing up for a threepeat shuts people up.

Also packers fans ITT whining about people shitting on your QBs: Cry Harder. Farve is a piece of shit, and people are right that Aaron is an arrogant blowhard. The only thing I think he gets too much shit over is not taking the vax, everything else is fair game. Who the fuck takes ayahuasca to better themselves at football. Last I checked the key there is to study film and go to practice, the latter of which he very auspiciously skipped this offseason, and go figure: it shows. Are the Machine Elves telling him to throw these picks?

 

[Absolutego]

I don't think it's that people HATE Russel Wilson(well maybe Broncos fans, and justifiably), it's just too easy to laugh at him being a corny weirdo; especially after he won a superbowl and two NFCCG, and then has never been able to recapture that success since. You can't be a dorky self-serious weirdo AND fail to deliver. If Mahomes ever falls off he'll probably be treated the same way, he's a lot like Russ in that he's just a very odd guy, but 3 superbowls in 5 years, and potentially gearing up for a threepeat shuts people up.

I definitely rose to moderately disliking Russ as a Seahawks fan during the 2021 season, and I find him incredibly insincere, but hate is definitely too strong a word.
It was a prick move to have his people leaking negative stories to local media, trying to get Pete fired, all while insisting he wanted to retire a Seahawk while actively trying to force a trade behind the scenes.
But after the hilarity that was 2022 and what he netted for us by leaving, I mostly just view him now as a very flawed person who would probably do better to embrace his massive ego than try so, so hard to hide it.

 

[Americunt]

I definitely rose to moderately disliking Russ as a Seahawks fan during the 2021 season, and I find him incredibly insincere, but hate is definitely too strong a word.
It was a prick move to have his people leaking negative stories to local media, trying to get Pete fired, all while insisting he wanted to retire a Seahawk while actively trying to force a trade behind the scenes.
But after the hilarity that was 2022 and what he netted for us by leaving, I mostly just view him now as a very flawed person who would probably do better to embrace his massive ego than try so, so hard to hide it.

Russ needs to do a heel turn. Stop being such a soppy bitch, make a media story out of the QB controversy you're in middle of un Pittsburg, ironically him being an asshole (and admittedly, a better player) would shut a lot of people up. If he acted like he has his bizarre talent agency surrogates do for him, himself, people would only be talking about how bad he's regressed as a player instead of what an autistic spectacle he is.

 

[Count Grishnackh]

Russ needs to do a heel turn. Stop being such a soppy bitch, make a media story out of the QB controversy you're in middle of un Pittsburg, ironically him being an asshole (and admittedly, a better player) would shut a lot of people up. If he acted like he has his bizarre talent agency surrogates do for him, himself, people would only be talking about how bad he's regressed as a player instead of what an autistic spectacle he is.

That fool is washed up, and just needs to retire.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

For as injured as San Fran is, they have been bullying Seattle the entire game so far

 

[Absolutego]

Geno is overthrowing everybody when he isn't throwing to DK in double coverage, DK has stone hands, K9 literally can't get wide fast enough behind this line, apropos of absolutely nothing I hate Fred Warner
Plz Byron Murphy grow back some hamstrings asap

 

[Americunt]

So we're back to TNF being boring blowouts? Glad I stayed up last week, but I'm sorry @Absolutego I'm tapping out, this one is just painful.

That said, the Seattle Throwbacks are, once again, really nice looking, and more proof NFL owners need to get past their late 90s-early 2000s edgy phase of washed out pallettes, and retvrn to the eyebleeding overload of bright primary colors these older uniforms had.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

May Jordan Love turn out to be as Mid as every other overpaid QB, and may Rodgers complete the Farve Retirement Tour and go to the Vikings to piss everyone off.

I raise you Rodgers joining Da Bears and repeating everything else as Favre in Minnesota.

 

[AllieKat]

I remember looking into Favre's involvement in the scandal and the hate towards him always seemed so exaggerated. People act like he went to poor people's houses, took their money, and used it to support terrorists. If he's guilty, he's guilty, but he wasn't at the top mishandling the money. Plus the volleyball facility actually got built. How many times do politicians take money from projects/funds and nothing ever gets built.

I also think alot of the hate on Russel Wilson is exaggerated. Sure he's weird and fake, but it's hardly the end of the world.

Brett Favre did nothing more than a thousand rich kikes have done before, take the lax federal grant money programs for a ride. Only he did it while being a goyim and having the wrong politics.