The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[AllieKat]

The Bucs are choking again. They were up 17-0 and have now given up 20 unanswered points to a team with a fucking rookie as QB

EDIT: Blocked Field Goal to tie it up with the Cleveland Epsteins lol

Baker Magic Baby! FIRE. THE. CANNONS!

Running game was nasty today.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Good gravy Tom Brady is certainly an annoying announcer.

+1 that he clearly loathes the Cowboys, though.

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

I'm guessing this is McCarthy's last season with the Girls. At this rate they won't even make it to their regular post-season choke session.

 

[Absolutego]

I'm guessing this is McCarthy's last season with the Girls. At this rate they won't even make it to their regular post-season choke session.

It's also a very 21st century Jerry move to wait until the final year of a coach's contract to make any organizational changes.
I understand well enough what he actually meant but I very much question that man's understanding of the term "all-in". The term he actually wants is "last chance".

 

[GnomeofDoc]

Harbaugh got injured?

EDIT: He's ill, according to the team. Minter is the acting HC.

We wining for now but we in it deep.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

I love seeing the Cowboys get blown out at home

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

I'm guessing this is McCarthy's last season with the Girls. At this rate they won't even make it to their regular post-season choke session.

Except Jerry will only hire kissasses as HC, so his pool of available options is kind of limited. That and Jerry operating effectively (maybe actually?) as GM would drive a lot of coaches bananas. Would be funny if he hired a dickhead like Lincoln Riley

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

Good gravy Tom Brady is certainly an annoying announcer.

+1 that he clearly loathes the Cowboys, though.

I’ll give Brady this - he’s not the best commentator, but fuck if he didn’t secure a bag to be a bad commentator. That he’s calling yet another Cowgirls game is something I hope becomes a trend.

Also not gonna lie, would like to hear Belichick do commentary for a game. He’d actually get a chance to talk about something he likes - or hell, even just a chance to dunk on the Jets AND get paid for it.

 

[Mister Ferro]

I figured this would happen as soon as I heard Zeke whine to the media about how he was being used and how Jerry stated on his radio show that Zeke will be playing more.

Yet people say that the Owner/GM doesn't have any say with how the offense is run.

5 fraking carries for 6 fraking yards.

Down 27-6.

Hope you like your SHIT CAKE Jerry, Have a shit birthday
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[Shirō Ishii]

Najee Harris has been incredible all day. How no one managed to tackle him on that last TD play is beyond me.

 

[BikeLock]

Hutchinson just badly broke his leg. Fuck.

 

[Absolutego]

Denver what is you doing?
EDIT: I'm not trying to tell Dallas' OC how to do his job but maybe after the other team's star edge rusher suffers a ruinous injury you should prepare better for getting blitzed

 

[ACE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM]

I figured this would happen as soon as I heard Zeke whine to the media about how he was being used and how Jerry stated on his radio show that Zeke will be playing more.

Yet people say that the Owner/GM doesn't have any say with how the offense is run.

5 fraking carries for 6 fraking yards.

Down 27-6.

Hope you like your SHIT CAKE Jerry, Have a shit birthday
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Can't believe they didn't fire this fat moron after the GB game. Honestly, I expected to lose because it's the Cowboys and that's what they do in the playoffs. But to come out and get completely embarrassed, as if they didn't even prepare, was unforgivable to me.

Hutchinson just badly broke his leg. Fuck.

Ran into his own guy too, and it snapped Anderson Silva style.

EDIT:

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Absolutego]

Absolutely masterful catch by Sutton, holy shit.
I know the only reason it survived review is because of the turf helping him keep it but still

 

[Iron Hamster]

They were reeeeeeally trying to give the Cowboys a break on that fumble

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

The first half the Lions were just the better team. Second half, yeah they’re motivated to win this for Hutchinson now.

So, does Jerruh wait until the end of the season to axe McCarthy, or are the Cowboys going to have an Interim HC halfway through the season?

 

[Absolutego]

The first half the Lions were just the better team. Second half, yeah they’re motivated to win this for Hutchinson now.

So, does Jerruh wait until the end of the season to axe McCarthy, or are the Cowboys going to have an Interim HC halfway through the season?

The only time he's got pissed off enough to fire a coach in recent history was Wade Philips and I feel that 3 years of 12-5 has earned McCarthy a bit more cachet to just let his contract gracelessly expire a la Jason Garrett.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Edit: Also Sirriani shaved his head?

Eagles HC Nick Sirianni appears to have some words towards the crowd as the clocked ticked down in the Philly victory.

https://x.com/i/status/1845554172394942798

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

I love seeing the Cowboys get blown out at home

When the Cowboys lose, America wins

 

[ACE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM]

The only time he's got pissed off enough to fire a coach in recent history was Wade Philips and I feel that 3 years of 12-5 has earned McCarthy a bit more cachet to just let his contract gracelessly expire a la Jason Garrett.

That's only because he had clapping boy already chosen as his next HC. Dude is just too cheap, I seriously doubt he makes any changes.

Lions aren't fucking around, not letting Dak pad his stats and make the score seem closer. 47-9, fucking pathetic.