The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Absolutego]

That's only because he had clapping boy already chosen as his next HC. Dude is just too cheap, I seriously doubt he makes any changes.

Lions aren't fucking around, not letting Dak pad his stats and make the score seem closer. 47-9, fucking pathetic.

You can tell from whenever the camera cuts to the sideline that this team is straight-up pissed Hutchinson broke his leg
Funny thing is he did it colliding with another Lion, that guy is developing a complex right now.
EDIT: does Detroit have the best DB group in the league right now? Because Branch and Joseph have been feasting this year.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Second string's turn to shit on Dallas

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

The Lions just got an interception on the goal line.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

I was about to laugh because the Cowgirls looked like they were finally starting to click after pulling Dak, only for them to throw an Interception in the Endzone and give me a better reason to laugh.

Funny thing is he did it colliding with another Lion, that guy is developing a complex right now.

I don't know who took out Hutchinson, but I wouldn’t want to be them if the Lions had choked after that.

Thankfully, the Lions are stomping Jerrah’s Boy’s shit in, so he’s safe from getting his own shit kicked in.

 

[Absolutego]

There is something horribly poetic about the announcers talking about QB professionalism and literally mid-sentence the Red Rifle throws an interception.

I was about to laugh because the Cowgirls looked like they were finally starting to click after pulling Dak, only for them to throw an Interception in the Endzone and give me a better reason to laugh.

I don't know who took out Hutchinson, but I wouldn’t want to be them if the Lions had choked after that.

Thankfully, the Lions are stomping Jerrah’s Boy’s shit in, so he’s safe from getting his own shit kicked in.

He wasn't even taken out really, he was windmilling mid-sack on Dak and just smashed his right leg into the poor dude's left thigh.
Like literally he was just trying to help and Hutch wrecked himself on him.

 

[Bill Elliot]

Amazing we're on Hendon Hooker time

Rip Hutch.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

>the cowboys fumbled again

Come on let’s get a lineman a TD.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

Happy Birthday Jereuh - your boys fucking suck.

Good shit Lions.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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The Lions just got an interception on the goal line.

 

[Schwarzwald]

Hutchinson just badly broke his leg. Fuck.

Now, I'm not a doctor, but I don't believe that shins and feet are supposed to be at such an angle.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

I'm sorry Lions bros

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Lions don't deserve having Hutch taken out like that. Even as a Bears fan, that ahit ain't right, but the Football Gods desire blood, and don't care who it comes from or when it happens.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Watching Jones is like watching the second coming of Joe Pisarcik.

 

[Americunt]

I don't know how much of this being a 1 score game is the bengals bungling, or the giants finally making a comeback.

 

[Drama Fan]

At least I can get some solace that the Giants also somehow have a kicker that can't hit routine kicks.

 

[Absolutego]

At least I can get some solace that the Giants also somehow have a kicker that can't hit routine kicks.

I appreciate it not out of particular ire for the Giants (though I have that after last week), but because it's honestly pretty boring having field goals and PATs be so automatic right now.
You shouldn't be able to have your kicker go down to major injury and just sign one of six scrubs warming a couch to fix it and have it almost always work. That's no fun.

 

[Drama Fan]

I appreciate it not out of particular ire for the Giants (though I have that after last week), but because it's honestly pretty boring having field goals and PATs be so automatic right now.
You shouldn't be able to have your kicker go down to major injury and just sign one of six scrubs warming a couch to fix it and have it almost always work. That's no fun.

I'd be more sympathetic if my team wasn't using one of those scrubs currently

 

[Absolutego]

I'd be more sympathetic if my team wasn't using one of those scrubs currently

Kicker and Punter are my team's most consistent positions atm, I suppose I'm spoiled.

 

[Americunt]

I appreciate it not out of particular ire for the Giants (though I have that after last week), but because it's honestly pretty boring having field goals and PATs be so automatic right now.
You shouldn't be able to have your kicker go down to major injury and just sign one of six scrubs warming a couch to fix it and have it almost always work. That's no fun.

Agreed, missed PAT, and blocked FG's can make a game much more exciting, when it's not my team of course.

 

[Absolutego]

Agreed, missed PAT, and blocked FG's can make a game much more exciting, when it's not my team of course.

let's be honest it's a very fun way to make fun of Buffalo without bringing up Allen's concussions or McDermott's weird sympathy for the 9/11 hijackers.