The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[BikeLock]

Yeah, I don't care as long as the fucker actually makes kicks.

In the news, the greatest QB in Chicago Bears history- Jay Cutler- was arrested for DUI and gun possession after he rear ended another car.
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BASED

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

If I were Jay Cutler I'd probably be day drunk all the time, too.

 

[timewave0]

The Raped

 

[Americunt]

The Raped
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Reminder that that Dak has a better playoff record than Carson Wentz, but Wentz is likely to have two Superbowl rings over him by the end of this season

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

Wentz is still in the league?

I'll never forget Jerry paying Dak an assload of money when he broke his ankle simply because social media told him to. Pay the man, Jerry!

 

[Absolutego]

Reminder that that Dak has a better playoff record than Carson Wentz, but Wentz is likely to have two Superbowl rings over him by the end of this season

Wonder how much of a complex Wentz will wind up with if he has two rings won from the bench

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Wonder how much of a complex Wentz will wind up with if he has two rings won from the bench

He will injure himself at the victory parade and have to retire.

 

[Nod Flenders]

In the news, the greatest QB in Chicago Bears history- Jay Cutler- was arrested for DUI and gun possession after he rear ended another car.

Man, Jay has aged 20 years in a short period of time.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

I am watching the Patriots-Jaguars game.

I am also asking myself why.

My only takeaway to this point: Pederson has lost the locker room. Nobody was tackling, nobody gave a shit on the Patriots TD I just witnessed.

Edit: My stream is laggy and I have three screens up. What did I miss?

 

[Absolutego]

I am a certified sicko watching this game at 7 am
Jags playcalling feels really cowardly. Lawrence had a few great passes to Engram and then they just ran the running back into a brick wall until the drive stalled out.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

I am a certified sicko watching this game at 7 am
Jags playcalling feels really cowardly. Lawrence had a few great passes to Engram and then they just ran the running back into a brick wall until the drive stalled out.

Which part of "the Patriots secondary is dogshit" is too intellectually advanced for Pederson and Co. is what I'm wondering.

 

[Luigi Cadorna]

Edit: My stream is laggy and I have three screens up. What did I miss?
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I don't have the game on but I'm going to go ahead and guess it was the Donald's campaign ad that I saw about 5 times yesterday.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Slept through the alarm for the early ass game but it looks surprisingly okay from the box score.

 

[Absolutego]

It is so totally over for New England.
Even while everyone around him is actively trying to lose this game, Tank Bigsby will not be denied.

 

[Bill Elliot]

It's Goffenense Time

Sam Darnold, YOU are seeing Ghosts.

 

[Americunt]

I'm honestly so mad I have to watch this probably ass Eagles game instead of the Vikings and Lions.

Paging @StarkRavingMad

Edit: Not even a minute in to the game without a penalty, NFL not beating the refball allegations

 

[AllieKat]

Detroit was cute with that same fake punt against the Bucs, but not this time cocksuckers!

 

[StarkRavingMad]

I'm honestly so mad I have to watch this probably ass Eagles game instead of the Vikings and Lions.

Paging @StarkRavingMad

Edit: Not even a minute in to the game without a penalty, NFL not beating the refball allegations

Just started watching. Toddler was fighting a nap like it was nobody's business (perhaps he was trying to spare me from this game). lol.

My expectations for the Giants are basically on the floor ... But it'd be nice if I was proven wrong.

EDIT: Daniel fucking Jones continuing to be incapable of making the offense move, giving the defense no chance to breathe/take any breaks. Why am I not surprised.

 

[Bill Elliot]

Detroit was cute with that same fake punt against the Bucs, but not this time cocksuckers!

I saw the down and distance and even I thought they would run a fake. Really bad call to run that

 

[Americunt]

EDIT: Daniel fucking Jones continuing to be incapable of making the offense move, giving the defense no chance to breathe/take any breaks. Why am I not surprised.

Thank you for making it look like our defense finally has it together.

Edit: Yup, this sucks. I hope no one took the over on this game.