The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Fat Gay Riker]

As UrinatingTree would say, and has on his stream: the bullshit is real. LolJets doing their LolJets best.
@shirThe Ride Never Ends with Russel Hustle Bustle Man-Muscle Wilson.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

I'd love for the Chiefs to get the undefeated curse and lose to some dumpy team that sneaks in to the playoffs.

Making my shit tier prediction - the Chiefs will only lose 1 game in the regular season, and it will be November 24th against the Panthers.

Because lulz must be had.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

I can take the Detroit Kitties beating us, but come'on Houston, you had one job

Also Mahomes won again. Boo-urns.

 

[Squanto Airi]

Oh boy oh howdy do I love having my team play behind a paywall for a streaming service. At least I can count on East Asian youtube channels to stream that for free

 

[Absolutego]

Grossi is once again proving how based he is by grading whether or not to dropkick a fanboy teen based off of whether or not he's in middle school or high school

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I can take the Detroit Kitties beating us, but come'on Houston, you had one job

Suffah

 

[VasonJoorhees]

First flex scheduling of the season and it's for the Vikes and Colts, neat

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

that or the more hilarious option where they go undefeated in the regular season and get BTFO’d in the first round of playoffs…

That would be a return to mean. 9-0 and 10-0 starts without a playoff win and former 49ers QBs were staples of Chiefs' football prior to Mahomes.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

First flex scheduling of the season and it's for the Vikes and Colts, neat

Thank God for that. Outside of @Americunt , who here honestly would want to watch Jags-Eagles?

 

[Bill Elliot]

Grossi is once again proving how based he is by grading whether or not to dropkick a fanboy teen based off of whether or not he's in middle school or high school

I've always been more a Perna fan myself.

 

[Americunt]

Thank God for that. Outside of @Americunt , who here honestly would want to watch Jags-Eagles?

Honestly don't get how any Jags game was put in to a prime time slot to begin with. It's not like this is the first time Doug's come back to the Linc, and pretty much every other Jags game against a half decent team this season had been a snoozer blowout, I imagine this one will be no different. I'm fine with it since I'm tailgating that game anyway, the earlier I can get home the better. Sucks one of the two kelly green games gets bumped from a prime time slot, but at least we got the other one against the Cowboys Week 17.

 

[Clanner Scum]

I've always been more a Perna fan myself.

GPS is great, especially as Perna's power rankings become more unhinged. By the middle of the season, he's just trolling Tom.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

I like Perna, Tree and FivePoints. I've disliked Grossi ever since I briefly followed him on twitter and my feed became him sharing or liking political content. I followed you for sports, not for your political opinion

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I like Perna, Tree and FivePoints. I've disliked Grossi ever since I briefly followed him on twitter and my feed became him sharing or liking political content. I followed you for sports, not for you political opinion

His fan reacts to X content got really old really quick. If I want to hear Midwestern style humor, I will turn on Charlie Berens

 

[Americunt]

I like Perna, Tree and FivePoints. I've disliked Grossi ever since I briefly followed him on twitter and my feed became him sharing or liking political content. I followed you for sports, not for your political opinion

I like Tree's content fine enough, but I'll never understand this weird Perfect Cell voice he puts on for his videos, it's so forced and clearly not how he actually talks when he does streams. Annoying but he's not a soy divorcee queer like Grossi, so I'll allow it.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I like Tree's content fine enough, but I'll never understand this weird Perfect Cell voice he puts on for his videos, it's so forced and clearly not how he actually talks when he does streams. Annoying but he's not a soy divorcee queer like Grossi, so I'll allow it.

That's been his voice for those videos forever. I am kinda glad he isn't changing his main content because I can't stand to watch them stream but I still liked his videos. Hate when content creators change their videos once they start live streaming

 

[Iron Hamster]

I am now onboard Russell Wilson's wild ride. He has looked good so far, way better than what our offense was with Justin Fields

Man, Pickens was a beast last night.

Boo-urns.

lmao. That almost slipped by me.

I like Tree's content fine enough, but I'll never understand this weird Perfect Cell voice he puts on for his videos, it's so forced and clearly not how he actually talks when he does streams. Annoying but he's not a soy divorcee queer like Grossi, so I'll allow it.

It really is a strange dynamic.

 

[blahblahblah678]

I think Tree's voice is his parody of the narrator of NFL Films past.

 

[Lean In Ban]

Damn I didn’t think the Bucs were this good. I’m happy to see BM find his place. Rip Zay Flowers probably out for a few weeks.

Edit: The fuckin Cards just cost us a fat man pick and run! Absolute heresy

 

[Bill Elliot]

Humphrey has 2 on Mayfield tonight. Bucs still in it though