The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[nigel p poppycock]

Popping in to see if anyone else saw that hail mary. My jaw literally dropped.

 

[CHARizard]

Leapt out of my seat at the end of the Skins game. Jayden Daniels is the rookie of the year!

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

Look, I’m just hoping my Redmanders somehow have a winning record by the end of the season - after years of being a Lolcow Franchise, I’m not expecting a turn around to the Superbowl, and fully expect to be BTFO’d if they make the post season - but hopefully Jayden Daniels can keep up this momentum.

I’m also happy Carolina took the crown of “Worst Owner in the League” away from us. Thanks Tepper, may you sell the team at a loss you fuck.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Thanks Tepper, may you sell the team at a loss you fuck.

Until the league itself stops growing, he is going to sell at a gain

 

[Clanner Scum]

I’m also happy Carolina took the crown of “Worst Owner in the League” away from us. Thanks Tepper, may you sell the team at a loss you fuck.

What the fuck man, the Haslams are right there.

 

[AllieKat]

I love seeing the commercial celebrating black homosexuality with Kevin Hart and LeBron.

Diddy Party faggots.

 

[Lean In Ban]

Wtf did Carolina see to give up everything for Bryce Young? lol lmao even

 

[GnomeofDoc]

I'm so glad we drafted McConkey.

That white boy is alright. But next draft need to get one in the first round to round out the depth chart.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Dak, looking at the tablet: "Ahh, ok, I see what I did wrong there. I threw a stupid fucking interception."

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Dak, looking at the tablet: "Ahh, ok, I see what I did wrong there. I threw a stupid fucking interception."

That alone is worth 150 mil of guaranteed money

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Dallas is once again getting blown out
EDIT: and the 49ers are currently doing everything in their power to blow the 17 point lead they had

 

[Ensok]

I wish I could be more happy instead of just "not upset" but we really almost choked it again.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I wish I could be more happy instead of just "not upset" but we really almost choked it again.

Be happy you didn't lose to the cowboys. You would never live that down

 

[ACE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM]

49ers really wanted to blow that game. It truly is impressive how Dak can lock in during garbage time, but when it gets close again he immediately switches back to sucking.

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

Go lions......
Anyway, my fantasy team scored 207 points. Thanks to the sunshine known as Kyle Pitts and Cade Otton. who accounted for 60 points combined for my team. TE day gives a great and beautiful harvest against my opponent who has a terrible 100-point game. get felted by the sunshine of Pitts.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

After restructuring Jawaan Taylor's contract to free up cap for Hopkins, Veech had enough leftover to pickup an edge rusher from the Pats. Joshua Uche has been traded to the Chiefs for a 6th. If he doesn't resign with the Chiefs, the Pats have to cough up a 7th. On the downside, this is an indicator Mike Dana is probably going on IR.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Who the fuck hired the halftime commentators in this game lmao

Baldass motherfucker says "Did anyone else know that getting 'Two feet down' in a reception meant BOTH feet? Because I didn't."

WAT

Then he goes on to say "We will be back with more football from uh...." then fucking WAITS for the screen to change to outside the stadium so he can read the name and go " Acrisure Stadium".

If this guy is subbing in for a sick coworker, then I apologize. But holy fuck, I'm a simple retard and I could do better.

 

[Drama Fan]

The Giants had a really cool 2 point conversion play where they snap the ball and nobody moves for some reason. It didn't work out, but hot damn, it was original!

 

[Absolutego]

lmao classic Danny Dimes throwing an interception when the team is down bad with a need to score

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Another week, another opportunity for me to say that I hate Daniel Jones' stupid fucking face. lol.

At least my husband is happy though. He's a Redskins fan, and ... Yeah, the end to that game was incredible. I'm genuinely stoked for the fans, especially the ones who were actually there to witness that ending in person. Games like that remind me why I love watching football so much.

Jayden Daniels is totally on track to becoming Rookie of the Year.