The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

I'm not the biggest McCarthy fan, but he led the Cowboys to 12-4 seasons 3 years in a row. He's also consistently been competitive when Dak isn't injured.

To get rid of him for an unknown at this point would be a bad idea.

Better him then radio raheem. He'll I'll take jurry over that count looking fag blank any day

 

[hothead]

breaking news Cam Newton is returning to Blinn Junior College, stating it's never too late to be a pimpin quarterback or to steal students' laptops. Super Cam is back, baby!

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I'm not the biggest McCarthy fan, but he led the Cowboys to 12-4 seasons 3 years in a row. He's also consistently been competitive when Dak isn't injured.

To get rid of him for an unknown at this point would be a bad idea.

This is exactly the thinking I like to have from the Bears and Cowboys. Please fight over McCarthy

 

[VasonJoorhees]

Who wants to bet Ben Johnson doesn't actually go anywhere this year? I see a lot of people online confident that he's going to go to the bears for some reason. The guy is picky and has made it clear he does not want to go to a QB needy team. Which I can't blame him for honestly, quite a few teams shopping around have an iffy QB situation and this upcoming draft is gonna be pretty bad.

 

[Zaryiu2]

Well the Bears are losing regardless, because they are operated by a dumbass nepo baby who was even his mother's second choice

Was more thinking of the fans

 

[VasonJoorhees]

 

[Squanto Airi]

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Why is Patrick's stomach circled in the 4th panel?

 

[Pepo]

Why is Patrick's stomach circled in the 4th panel?

The useless red circle is a recurring thing I've noticed in NFC North memes, but I'm not sure when it started.

 

[break these cuffs]

I just saw the NFL dropped the Super from Super Wild Card Weekend and my level of excitement has dropped accordingly. I'm holding out hope that it's renamed Mega Wild Card Weekend or Ultra Wild Card Weekend so I can get super fucking hyped by the 4:30 game tomorrow.

 

[Squanto Airi]

They should call it X-treme Wild Card Weekend and just go full on 90s/00's Edge with the marketing

 

[Drama Fan]

Should Buffalo be worried?

 

[BikeLock]

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Should Buffalo be worried?

About what, Broncos fans suffocating on hopium?

 

[Absolutego]

So, about the Raiders keeping Telesco...

 

[W@rui]

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Who wants to bet Ben Johnson doesn't actually go anywhere this year? I see a lot of people online confident that he's going to go to the bears for some reason. The guy is picky and has made it clear he does not want to go to a QB needy team. Which I can't blame him for honestly, quite a few teams shopping around have an iffy QB situation and this upcoming draft is gonna be pretty bad.

Yeah I can see Detroit offering him a shit-ton of money like Kansas City did to Spags to keep him.

 

[Squanto Airi]

So, about the Raiders keeping Telesco...

Smart move by them, though the smarter move was to not hire him in the first place, especially when they had front row seats to his GM skills when he was with the Chargers.

 

[W@rui]

Vikings-Rams game got moved from California for obvious reasons.

 

[FootballBuff]

Who wants to bet Ben Johnson doesn't actually go anywhere this year? I see a lot of people online confident that he's going to go to the bears for some reason. The guy is picky and has made it clear he does not want to go to a QB needy team. Which I can't blame him for honestly, quite a few teams shopping around have an iffy QB situation and this upcoming draft is gonna be pretty bad.

If Ben Johnson doesnt leave for a head coaching gig this offseason ill eat my tax return, and cum my pants. Not necessarily in that order.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Skip PaySex lmao

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Skip PaySex lmao

my favorite part of those 42 pages was that Skip allegedly wouldn't stop talking about the Cowboys when he was flirting with her. Perna's video is a good 20 minute summary of what's in those allegations