The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[CHARizard]

I’ve been off the site for a bit but I just wanted to pop in and say how happy I am. Jayden Daniels is a beast, bought his jersey for myself and my son. Incredible season and there’s a chance, while slim, that we go to the Super Bowl.

Super disappointed in the Ravens yesterday. I turned the game off after the Andrew’s fumble. Still happy for the Bills to get the chance at least, if they can beat the refs against the Chiefs next week.

Hail to the Redskins!

 

[Bassomatic]

3/4 picks.

I feel confident about beating Washington. Man Barkley is a monster the last 5 mins showed how gassed we were, that last set sack really set the W for us.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

Detroit can never stop accurate run/option offense. Not this year and not last year. The betting line was only as high as it was because you figure Goff wouldn't absolutely shit the bed, because realistically they would have needed another 50-burger to win that game.

Buffalo is the only hope of breaking the NFL preferred narrative now. All praise be to Josh Allen.

 

[VasonJoorhees]

The betting line was only as high as it was because you figure Goff wouldn't absolutely shit the bed.

I smelled this coming from a mile away, I was the only one to pick Washington to win in our playoff pickems. You just saw why the Rams traded him on full display!

Also daily reminder Brock Purdy has a better playoff record than Lamar.

 

[xX Puss Slayer Xx]

Buffalo is the only hope of breaking the NFL preferred narrative now. All praise be to Josh Allen.

Papa Goodell and his band of merry Zebras arn't going to allow that to happen. If Buffalo plays well we might see 40+ flags.

 

[George Lucas]

Looking at the past few weeks it looks like the Bills have what it takes to beat the Chiefs. Let’s be real: the Chiefs’ success has a lot to do with luck. Josh Allen has that and more on his side.

I will be happy if the Commanders can beat the Eagles but I’m not holding my breath. The Eagles looked shaky against the Rams, but the Rams are an overall better team than Washington. Eagles’ injuries may be enough to hold them back however.

 

[TheSunSets]

The defense being out there for as long as it was DUE MAINLY to the 5 turnovers, 4 of them from Goff alone, kills the defense's stamina. 21 points alone from offensive turnovers by Goff. That is not on the defense.

Truth. I had a bad feeling all Saturday too and couldn’t put my finger on it.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

Ben Johnson to the Bears.

Everyone that dropped hints Johnson was going to the Raiders looks really stupid now.

 

[break these cuffs]

Ben Johnson to the Bears. We are screwed.View attachment 6881700

He might be going in the division, but he's going to an absolute clusterfuck that destroys QBs and coaches. You might end up with him as an OC again in 3 years if everything things stay the same over there.

 

[VasonJoorhees]

Looking at the past few weeks it looks like the Bills have what it takes to beat the Chiefs. Let’s be real: the Chiefs’ success has a lot to do with luck. Josh Allen has that and more on his side.

I will be happy if the Commanders can beat the Eagles but I’m not holding my breath. The Eagles looked shaky against the Rams, but the Rams are an overall better team than Washington. Eagles’ injuries may be enough to hold them back however.

The Bills have already beaten the Chiefs this year, and the Commanders the Eagles- it's very well possible.

 

[Schwarzwald]

Incredible season and there’s a chance, while slim, that we go to the Super Bowl.

As a neutral, I'm not so sure you should sell their chances short like that. The Eagles haven't really looked great in either playoff showing and Washington looks like they have the hot hand. You've already split with them in the regular season.

Ask the Lions whether it's better to be good or hot in the playoffs.

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

Ben Johnson to the Bears. We are screwed.View attachment 6881700

The body ain't even cold, god damn Ben.

 

[AllieKat]

He might be going in the division, but he's going to an absolute clusterfuck that destroys QBs and coaches. You might end up with him as an OC again in 3 years if everything things stay the same over there.

See Nagy, Matt

 

[xX Puss Slayer Xx]

Such a Bears hire lol. Good offensive lines make coordinators look good, going to be interesting what he can do in the shitshow that is Chicago.

Going to teach him a million trick plays but forget to tell him to get rid of the ball quicker is my prediction for next year.

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

Such a Bears hire lol. Good offensive lines make coordinators look good, going to be interesting what he can do in the shitshow that is Chicago.

Going to teach him a million trick plays but forget to tell him to get rid of the ball quicker is my prediction for next year.

Calling plays is fucking easy with a top 2 o-line, who knew?

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Ben Johnson can't save the Burrs. The Steelers are really dumb for not flipping Tomlin for picks, cash and assets.

The real question is who will pay Deion Sanders more to coach their sinking ship. The Raiders or Cowboys. It's going to be a fun off-season.

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

Ben Johnson can't save the Burrs. The Steelers are really dumb for not flipping Tomlin for picks, cash and assets.

The real question is who will pay Deion Sanders more to coach their sinking ship. The Raiders or Cowboys. It's going to be a fun off-season.

Every time these scorching hot coordinators bail for a HC gig, their Captain Save-A-Hoe act goes nowhere. Turns out these habitually failing franchises don't need an xs and os guy, they need the owner to die/sell so some sense can enter the FO.

Because you really thought Dan Quinn and Kliff "Thailand Lady Boy Enjoyer" Kingsbury would turn the Commanders around. They are obviously capable but it was that faggot Snyder being exorcised that made the difference. Virginia McCaskey and Woody Johnson can flirt with their new toys but nothing is going to change until they do.

 

[xX Puss Slayer Xx]

Ben Johnson has been in the NFL for 12 years, Miami from 2012 - 2018, Detroit from 2019 - 2024. Only 3 playoff trips the entire time.
At college he was a graduate assistant for Boston College. Obviously no games that mattered were played there.

I've heard of worrying about QBs or young teams not having Big Game® experience but their Head Coach has only been apart of 2 playoff wins.

This has the makings of a Trestman-esque dumpster fire.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Ben Johnson has been in the NFL for 12 years, Miami from 2012 - 2018, Detroit from 2019 - 2024. Only 3 playoff trips the entire time.
At college he was a graduate assistant for Boston College. Obviously no games that mattered were played there.

I've heard of worrying about QBs or young teams not having Big Game® experience but their Head Coach has only been apart of 2 playoff wins.

This has the makings of a Trestman-esque dumpster fire.

I fully await a 9-8 7-seeded Bears getting a triple doink to lose, again. Already braced for it.

 

[fatty acid]

They're born losers. Give them any excuse and they will latch onto it to explain why they can never win the big games. The fan base is only too happy to let them too. They never hold them to a higher standard, and as soon as one disappointing season ends it's back to thumping their chests and acting like Houston is feared by everyone and this year will be the year despite having a literal retard under center.

Not their fault they get a free ride to the playoffs because every other team in the AFC South is incompetent. King Retard is still king.