The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Meat Target said:
I get the Swifties are annoying and all (especially when you live in Chiefs Kingdom and now have to deal with such bandwagoners), but is KC really that obnoxious that y'all now will pull for Philly? The city with America's most churlish sports fans who throw batteries at their own players and booed Santa Claus?
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I don't want the Eagles to win, I want the Cheafs to lose. No one wants a three-peat, especially of a team that makes the dynasties of old look tolerable and has got the refs in their pocket.
 
RA-5C Vigilante said:
tl;dr I hope Patrick Mahomes breaks his ankle and Andy Reid chokes on a donut hole. And may Kelce die in a fiery car crash with his bitchy, talentless GF in the passenger seat.
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Local Fed said:
I'd root for a gonorrhea diagnosis over Kansas City and the Taylor Swift stuff so rooting for the Eagles over them sounds reasonable to me.
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Señora Airi said:
Nigga I am obligated to root against the Chiefs
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Well, damn.

When you spend 50 years as the lolcows of the NFL, then win 3 Owls in 5 years, it takes a while to adopt the heel-turn.
 
Meat Target said:
I get the Swifties are annoying and all (especially when you live in Chiefs Kingdom and now have to deal with such bandwagoners), but is KC really that obnoxious that y'all now will pull for Philly? The city with America's most churlish sports fans who throw batteries at their own players and booed Santa Claus?
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Eat shit, Go Birds. Mahomo hasn't had a taste of the Vic Fangio experience yet.

As annoying as Philly can be, we'll never be a dynasty, but we'll almost always be in a position to tarnish the legacy of one when we make it to the big game, so yah, of course people are going to root for us over you faggot.
 
I aint even angry anymore, not until next season begins at least. The Superbowl is now about as relevant as the Oscars.
 
Americunt said:
Eat shit, Go Birds. Mahomo hasn't had a taste of the Vic Fangio experience yet.

As annoying as Philly can be, we'll never be a dynasty, but we'll almost always be in a position to tarnish the legacy of one when we make it to the big game, so yah, of course people are going to root for us over you faggot.
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Reid's fat ass will devour your greasy wop to finalize your humiliation and secure his apotheosis.

You think cheesesteak and gabagool are any match for this man?
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Iron Hamster said:
Booed Santa? lmao. They pelted him with ice balls.
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Damn Straight, problem?

Meat Target said:
Reid's fat ass will devour your greasy wop to finalize your humiliation and secure his apotheosis.
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I can't wait until I never have to hear "Bundlerooski?!" ever again. If we lose though, make no mistake you're getting Sirriani in a few years, and whoever he hires as OC will come to Philly to win us another SB a few years after that, sorry I don't make the rules.
 
Meat Target said:
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Well, damn.

When you spend 50 years as the lolcows of the NFL, then win 3 Owls in 5 years, it takes a while to adopt the heel-turn.
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Bro, Philly teams have been lolcows in various sports for a century now, you think I'm gonna hand you any sympathy? And I don't even fucking care about sports, I just hate having to hear about Mahomes, Kelce, Swift, all of them. I'm perfectly fine with you enjoying your victories, that's understandable, but the last three years have made them as hated as the Pats ever were.
 
Meat Target said:
I get the Swifties are annoying and all (especially when you live in Chiefs Kingdom and now have to deal with such bandwagoners), but is KC really that obnoxious that y'all now will pull for Philly? The city with America's most churlish sports fans who throw batteries at their own players and booed Santa Claus?
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Forgive my autism, but to put this in wrestling terms - the Chiefs constantly making the Superbowl is akin to Face Roman Reigns constantly getting to Main Event Wrestlemania. The first time was fine, but the act got stale fast, and now it just feels forced so people are cheering for anyone but them.

Personally, I'm Team Giant Meteor and hope both teams lose.
Iron Hamster said:
Booed Santa? lmao. They pelted him with ice balls.
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Philly also killed hitchBOT. They don't deserve nice things either.
 
RA-5C Vigilante said:
Bro, Philly teams have been lolcows in various sports for a century now, you think I'm gonna hand you any sympathy? And I don't even fucking care about sports, I just hate having to hear about Mahomes, Kelce, Swift, all of them. I'm perfectly fine with you enjoying your victories, that's understandable, but the last three years have made them as hated as the Pats ever were.
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Thank you.

Outside of that World Series from almost 2 decades ago now, and Big Dick Nick upsetting prime Brady, Philly Sports has been nothing but eating shit for a LONG time. Boo fucking hoo that your midwest poverty franchise had nothing going since Vince Lombardi was still alive, you have had more Superbowl appearances than anyone else in the last decade, nobody has any sympathy for you. The fact that anyone other than lowlives like myself are rooting for Philly should tell you how hated your franchise's dominance is.
 
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RA-5C Vigilante said:
Bro, Philly teams have been lolcows in various sports for a century now
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Maybe that's why everyone who lives there will stab you with a broken bottle if you pleasantly say "hello" to them.

At least in Killa City, you can exchange pleasantries before the pavement apes start blasting.
 
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