The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Meat Target]

LOL FIVE POSSESSION GAME

IN THE THREEPEAT SUPER BOWL

LOL

Like holy shit, I'm an actual Chiefs fan and accepted it was over before halftime. What fucking copium.

 

[Drama Fan]

https://x.com/cmclymer/status/1888769207770202402?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

wow, that lovely true and honest lady sure knows her sports!

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Ok, I haven’t been paying too much attention to the NFL lately. How did the Chiefs get this austere “honor?”

Through the Refs getting vemno'd and that Whore of Babylon Taylor Swift.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

The black half of Mahomes that’s good at football left his body as soon as Trump pulled up

Total Nigger Death confirmed

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Trump is going to revive this medal and award it to the entire Eagles team:

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Kelce got to hold the ball briefly again!

 

[Ainchiemi]

This game is good.

 

[08903248752]

"They have a great dynasty"

THEY'RE DOWN BY 34 POINTS!!!!

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

If you were to ask me thinking that the Philadelphia Eagles would score 40 points in a modern day NFL against anyone but the Chiefs, I’d simply believe the media propaganda involving that the Chiefs do not let the referees destroy their golden goose.

Tonight, that now ends here.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

NO WAY THEY GOT NIGGAS NAMED HUNT AND SLAY LMAOOO

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

Kelce got to hold the ball briefly again!

While I was trying to get out of that watch party, someone pointed out he wasn't wearing the Mustard Yellow shoes.

I swear to God if I hear that as cope for why the Chiefs got BTFO'd - that Kelce didn't have his lucky shoes - I don't know if I'll physically be able to contain my laughter,

 

[Schwarzwald]

Shut up, Tom. This isn't a therapy session for you.

This is a Patrick Mahomes / Andy Reid standup special.

 

[FMW13]

....I am gonna take a warm bath with a razor blade.

 

[Trombonista]

Apparently Cooper DeJean's pick six was the first ever birthday TD in Super Bowl history (he turned 22 today).

 

[Corydoras]

Love that my Giants continue to live rent free in Tom Brady’s head. Suffa.

 

[George Lucas]

Who’s that Pokémon?!


It’s Machoke!

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Oh ho ho ho....

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Even when the Chiefs are getting decimated, the announcers still glaze them.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Does Mahomes have more completions to the Eagles then to his own team?

 

[AllieKat]

Even with a free play this half nigger is still throwing picks..

Eat shit Patrick and die