The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Absolutego said:
I want to manifest this into existence just to see the puzzlement on future fan's faces when I explain to them that the same man who fired Stefanski 2 years after winning 2 coach of the year awards in 4 seasons, the second one with a turnstile of backups at QB, also tried to keep Hue Jackson around for a third season after going 1-31 to start his tenure.
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Haslam is good at finding a guys a few rungs below him to take the fall.

Josh Allen gets a 6 year $330M extension with $250M guarenteed.
 
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Josh Allen is getting that big boy money
 
Seattle is reportedly trading Metcalf to the Steelers where he'll sign a four-year $132 million extension. Seattle's getting a 2nd round pick back. They're (Pittsburgh) also apparently looking at signing Darnold.

Davante Adams is signing with the Rams for $46 million ($26 million guaranteed) over two years.
 
So what sort of cap hell is Cleveland gonna be in now? They were already gonna be sucking on fumes, but I would think sane management would at least try to spend the next couple of seasons taking advantage of all the early draft picks to build a team for the future while waiting on Watsons's contract to expire? Seems theyve made a bad situation worse, but Im not up to snuff on all the intricacies of how the salary cap game works these days.
 
Tomlin and diva wide receivers: Name a better duo.

I love Metcalf, but he gives up on routes too easily and takes dumb penalties. If Tomlin can settle him down, he could be a top 5 WR.
 
VorpalAnvil- said:
So what sort of cap hell is Cleveland gonna be in now? They were already gonna be sucking on fumes, but I would think sane management would at least try to spend the next couple of seasons taking advantage of all the early draft picks to build a team for the future while waiting on Watsons's contract to expire? Seems theyve made a bad situation worse, but Im not up to snuff on all the intricacies of how the salary cap game works these days.
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Supposedly the conversation with Garrett involved the FO explaining they honestly believe they're Super Bowl contenders and this is their window despite not having a QB. I guess they really like Shedeur.
 
break these cuffs said:
Supposedly the conversation with Garrett involved the FO explaining they honestly believe they're Super Bowl contenders and this is their window despite not having a QB. I guess they really like Shedeur.
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-No QB
-No LBs
-Secondary is a question mark after Ward, maybe Newsome
-D-line is a question mark after Garrett
-WRs are a question mark after Jeudy

Yeah, this is totally their window
 
Absolutego said:
-No QB
-No LBs
-Secondary is a question mark after Ward, maybe Newsome
-D-line is a question mark after Garrett
-WRs are a question mark after Jeudy

Yeah, this is totally their window
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Maybe they brought him into the room with the current DA for Cleveland and told him that the statute of limitations on attempted murder in Ohio is 6 years and that if he didnt sign the contract he's getting the book thrown at him for the Mason Rudolph incident. I honestly dont know what else could have convinced him to return. I mean, surely he would have gotten similar money elsewhere?
 
Local Fed said:
Seattle is reportedly trading Metcalf to the Steelers where he'll sign a four-year $132 million extension. Seattle's getting a 2nd round pick back. They're (Pittsburgh) also apparently looking at signing Darnold.

Davante Adams is signing with the Rams for $46 million ($26 million guaranteed) over two years.
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How will the Steelers deal with both Pickens and Metcalf? Bout to make the Days of Our Steelers era look quaint.
 
Señora Airi said:
How will the Steelers deal with both Pickens and Metcalf? Bout to make the Days of Our Steelers era look quaint.
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Either they're winning the Superbowl, or a Wildcard Elimination by a real team. Either way, Tomlin gets to pad his pointless record of never having a losing season.

Now watch as I say that this is the year the Steelahs suffer a generational collapse and break the pointless streak.
 
Señora Airi said:
How will the Steelers deal with both Pickens and Metcalf? Bout to make the Days of Our Steelers era look quaint.
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DK's more of a "lose my shit at the opposing corner, take bad penalties" kind of diva, and less of a "locker room cancer, feud with my QB over lack of targets" kind of diva.
 
break these cuffs said:
Xavier Worthy arrested on assault charges.

It was for impeding breathing or circulation of a family or household member. My guess is he choked out his baby momma, who's currently pregnant with their first child. A proud Chief's tradition following in Reek's footsteps! I guess being a wifebeater is one of the requirements to be KC's speedout.

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Even by nigger standards this dude looks like some alien mutant

Also NFL lolcow Chris "I love trannies" Kluwe lost his job for being an unrepentant sped:
 
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Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
Either they're winning the Superbowl, or a Wildcard Elimination by a real team. Either way, Tomlin gets to pad his pointless record of never having a losing season.

Now watch as I say that this is the year the Steelahs suffer a generational collapse and break the pointless streak.
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-Never have a losing season-
-get to play the Bungles and Cleveland Steamers twice each a year-
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