The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%
  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%
  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%

  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
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How many draft picks have had stories similar (getting prank called, random calls) and they laugh about it? Why is Shedeur the one they need to protect so much?
I don’t know about how many. But I have to believe things change when you’re dealing with an asshole.

It’s funny how the Sanders circus completely decimated any good will Deion could have had, whether it was building up an HBCU program, helping Colorado rise from being worse than shit, or anything involving Travis Hunter.
 
- Deshaun Watson (No idea if they're going to outright cut him or just tell him to sit at home. Neither really makes a difference since the Browns gave him the most retarded contract imaginable)
0% chance we ever see Deshaun Watson play in the NFL again. They can't cut him for another few years because the cap hit is insane. They're just going to have him stay home collecting paychecks until that deal is done.
 


Maybe we were all too harsh. Look at the electricity in that room. They know they just got their QB for the next decade.
 
They're definitely floundering.
-Watson's medicals are probably bad enough to miss most of the season/he sucks ass so he's going on IR to free up a roster spot before getting cut next year when the dead cap is less debilitating
-Flacco/Pickett were planned QB1 and QB2, with Gabriel as a QB3 being groomed as a professional backup so Stefanski can at least keep someone around good at mentals and building familiarity with his scheme
-The plan was not to draft Shedeur or a prospective starter at all this year, but then he either became too cheap for the GM to skip on him a 7th time or Slipping Jimmy finally intervened b/c Sanders is a good way to get attention/butts in seats in the middle of the Browns trying to bilk the city of Cleveland for stadium money.
Yeah, I can understand either scenario, but both have concerns that are endemic to the Cleveland fucking Browns.

I've got no issues with value picks, but it makes no sense when people are shrugging shoulders at a crowded position group with no clear guy at the top. Especially at a position where only one person is on the field at any given time and there are only so many practice reps to give. Taking two QBs in the middle of the draft would make A LOT more sense if they didn't just trade a 5th for Kenny Pickett.

Taking one QB is reasonable, since Pickett's a known commodity and they can invest into QB3's development instead of Pickett's, but taking two basically ensures they are immediately waiving off a 3rd round pick or either 5th round pick (the one used to trade for Pickett or Shedeur). I get that the vast majority of 5th round picks never have any impact, but the Browns are in no position to purposely throw picks away like this when they can take a stab at someone that'll provide depth or succeed at special teams.

Jimmy Haslam pushing this also makes sense, but that highlights why the Browns are the Browns even more. There's nothing anyone can really do about it unless he gets the Dan Snyder treatment, or if coaches and players refuse to join them, though that's not particularly realistic. It's just funny because he's purposefully hemorrhaging his own team by overruling his football operations (again) by pushing his chips in on a 5th round pick in the hopes of beating their own 3rd round pick.

Every scenario is a pyrrhic victory at best. Either Gabriel beats Sanders and the team accepts they threw a 5th round pick away after the first training camp (not overly rare, but a lot more common for 6th/7th rounders) when they have holes everywhere else. OR Sanders beats Gabriel and accepts they threw a 3rd round pick away, which is obviously more lol.

Really, it wouldn't shock me if they end up cutting Flacco or Pickett instead. Keeping 3 QBs on the 53-man roster is rare, but plausible in this situation. The Browns aren't a serious organization, so cutting Flacco isn't implausible even though he's the best QB on the roster. Cutting Pickett is silly since he's relatively young, has starting experience, and they just gave up a 5th round draft pick, but he's effectively clogging up the depth chart after today. The issue is if they cut Pickett and Flacco gets hurt, the Browns would be forced to put either Gabriel or Sanders on the field to get slaughtered, which defeats the point of drafting developmental QBs.

In retrospect, drafting Shedeur Sanders appears to be the most Cleveland Browns thing imaginable.
 
If this is scripted it worked on me. I was mildly interested in the draft after seeing how far he fell from the predictions and now I'll keep an eye out for headlines about the shitshow that will unfold in the Browns lockroom. Given their history I can't think of a more amusing place for him.
 
That’s funny. I’d say that his “don’t tip the cow, observing is funny enough” mantra is what every kiwi abides by. Guess it goes to show how much people here hate Shadeur Sanders.
I think it's less that and more "what did you expect"? Dealing with shit like that is part of the package when someone gains any level of notoriety. The likelihood increases whenever that person is provacitive, especially to the degree of the Sanders'.

Would I ever do it? No. Am I going to wag my finger over a platitude that some random person, whom I have no control over, is breaking? No. Am I going to laugh at something funny on Internet? Yes. Especially when it's virtually harmless and the only thing it affects is someone who broadcasts their ego as their personality.
 
I think it's less that and more "what did you expect"? Dealing with shit like that is part of the package when someone gains any level of notoriety. The likelihood increases whenever that person is provacitive, especially to the degree of the Sanders'.

Would I ever do it? No. Am I going to wag my finger over a platitude that some random person, whom I have no control over, is breaking? No. Am I going to laugh at something funny on Internet? Yes. Especially when it's virtually harmless and the only thing it affects is someone who broadcasts their ego as their personality.
I guess it all comes down to if you think these frat bros pranking Shadeur adds to the humor of his draft stock tanking and winding up in Cleveland. To some, apparently it doesn’t.
 
No matter where he goes though, Deion will be a problem. He's turned himself into the NFL's answer to Lavar Ball.
yep.
Mel Kiper has been coping and sneeding over Sanders falling below Dart for like a half hour now
Every year he's proven how wrong he is. lol Then he cries like a little bitch.
Mel Kiper is slandering @Trombonista’s boy Josh Allen by saying he’s a loser and that Deion’s son is better.
Fuck he is a moron. He's ESPN's DSP.
Odd he wouldn't bring him in to compete with Nix.
Shedeur either takes the hint and grows up or is out of the league entirely in a year or two at the latest.
He's crying himself to sleep after not getting that 1st round money.
>Rodgers dropped to 24th
>Brady dropped all the way to the 6th round
>Burrow led the greatest offense in CFB history and dragged the lowly Bengals to the Super Bowl in arguably his rookie year
All of which where humble until they proved themselves. Does everyone forget Rodgers rode the pine behind Favre and Brady behind Bledsoe?
The Mel Kiper spaghetti spilling has permeated the nfl network broadcast with Rich Eisen getting in on the action.

There must have been something in the water in Bristol with all of the soapbox antics these current and former espn employees display. Maybe they feel a kinship with Shedeur; they're all arrogant and entitled blowhards.
Eisen idolizes Deion.
 
I guess it all comes down to if you think these frat bros pranking Shadeur adds to the humor of his draft stock tanking and winding up in Cleveland. To some, apparently it doesn’t.
Oh it's definitely fucked up and mean-spirited, but it was effectively harmless outside of hurting the Sanders' family ego. The fact they were still streaming on day 2 so that everyone got to watch the phone call play out definitely crushed him more.
Tree isn’t wrong about observing lolcows. The other issue is that the kids shouldn’t have filmed themselves doing the call.
Yeah. That was retarded, but they're zoomers so it's expected. For whatever reason, they do not understand you are allowed to record yourself. You are allowed to do something stupid. You are not allowed to do them both at the same time. I've mentored high school kids and specifically told them that, as well as never link their online identity to their IRL identity unless you specifically intend for that purpose.
 
Taking two QBs in the middle of the draft would make A LOT more sense if they didn't just trade a 5th for Kenny Pickett.
My crackpot theory is that they saw Pickett not totally shit the bed in week 17 against the Cowboys before he got pulled for injury, and think they can make enough of a showing with him early in the season to flip for some draft picks before the deadline to a team that's lost their starter to injury, if not next off-season.

Of course this is also retarded, he was behind our insane Oline and was up against a 7-10 Cowboys team that was playing for nothing at that point, and even then he got showed up by Tanner Mckee coming in to make 2TDs off of 3 completions (This kid will start somewhere eventually, and he will be nasty).
 
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