The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Squanto Airi]

Brian Robinson is getting traded to the 49ers for a 2026 6th round pick

 

[Trombonista]

 

[Jikka]

Bagent just came back and beat the chiefs go bears fuck what a great second half

 

[Squanto Airi]

YOU LIKE THAT I miss Kirko bro. @kirkcousins 🏷️ #kirkcousins #kirk #cousins #vikings#falcons #c.mp4

Missin my boy for real for real

Didn't expect Buddy Holly to work so well in a sports edit.

 

[W00K #17]

Bagent just came back and beat the chiefs go bears fuck what a great second half

That was fun. Sure, it was against a bunch of dudes who will literally be unemployed tomorrow, but it was fun.

 

[break these cuffs]

Since Jerry views himself as a mother to his players, does that mean he's trans? Does he see himself as a woman while he's giving out smiles at gloryholes? He needs to live until they can implant AI Jerry into the Jerry robot they have at the stadium.

On a completely unrelated note, we need to start calling the Jets the Jeets if they don't turn things around this season.

 

[graywolf88]

He needs to live until they can implant AI Jerry into the Jerry robot they have at the stadium.

The Cowboys being run by AI makes more sense than anything really.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Since Jerry views himself as a mother to his players, does that mean he's trans? Does he see himself as a woman while he's giving out smiles at gloryholes? He needs to live until they can implant AI Jerry into the Jerry robot they have at the stadium.

The Vikings and Eagles can try their hardest to be the gayest team in the league with those gay cheerleaders, but the Cowboys will not give up the crown

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

Keleb Mcgary our RT on IR. So good we gave up our number one pick to the rams. God i need a drink.

 

[Trombonista]

On a completely unrelated note, we need to start calling the Jets the Jeets if they don't turn things around this season.

Can't we just call them the Jest?

 

[VasonJoorhees]

Vikings have inquired about trading for Panthers WR Adam Thielen, per league sources.

Please do it honestly, home grown in MN and did a lot for the org while he was here. Our WR room is questionable with the Nailor injury and Addison suspension, on top of Moore being out for the season (feel bad for this guy). I'd be happy to see him retire as a Viking. His wife sucks though.

 

[Squanto Airi]

His wife sucks though

She just a turbolib? Dont know too much about her.

 

[HackerX]

The Vikings and Eagles can try their hardest to be the gayest team in the league with those gay cheerleaders, but the Cowboys will not give up the crown

Idk. San Francisco and Seattle are definitely up there based on location alone. Then you add in the Failmary and Colin Kaepernick.

Why the fuck is it all NFC teams?

 

[break these cuffs]

Can't we just call them the Jest?

Not degrading enough.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

Can't we just call them the Jest?

Not degrading enough.

I vote for the New York Browns.

Because there’s nothing that really comes close to being compared to the Cleveland Browns

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

Shedeur got sacked 5 times on 11 dropbacks today, including a 24yd loss where he just kept dropping back farther and farther with no plan.

He has the Bryce Young disease where he won't take risky throws and won't tuck and run, so every DC in the league has him figured out now. Too bad about your NFL career buddy, better luck next time.

 

[Absolutego]

Shedeur got sacked 5 times on 11 dropbacks today, including a 24yd loss where he just kept dropping back farther and farther with no plan.

He has the Bryce Young disease where he won't take risky throws and won't tuck and run, so every DC in the league has him figured out now. Too bad about your NFL career buddy, better luck next time.

Meanwhile, before the half, Gabriel ran the Browns through a 2 minute drill for 6 points that would make Kyle Shanahan cream his jeans.
I maintain Sanders was a Jimmy Haslam pick, Berry and Stefanski had a plan in place and were gearing up to groom a long-term backup and take a stab at the QB of the future next year.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

If Shadeur was anything but Neon Deion’s son he’d be cut by Wednesday. And he still may be. Would love to see him get pasted by a real NFL Defense, though. And I may in fact get my chance given how dysfunctional the Brownies are. He seems to have retained every bad habit from daddy’s coaching.,

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

Shedeur got sacked 5 times on 11 dropbacks today, including a 24yd loss where he just kept dropping back farther and farther with no plan.

He has the Bryce Young disease where he won't take risky throws and won't tuck and run, so every DC in the league has him figured out now. Too bad about your NFL career buddy, better luck next time.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't that the general consensus seeing his College plays? "He looks like he's hyper accurate, but only because he won't throw if he can't see anything and will just take the sack instead of trying to make a run", letting him just stat pad? In a League that's largely moved away from Pocket Passers to Dual-Threat QB's, he's going to get eaten alive if he's anything more than practice squad fodder.

I say that but its the Browns. They'll find a way to make him start proper games.

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't that the general consensus seeing his College plays? "He looks like he's hyper accurate, but only because he won't throw if he can't see anything and will just take the sack instead of trying to make a run", letting him just stat pad? In a League that's largely moved away from Pocket Passers to Dual-Threat QB's, he's going to get eaten alive if he's anything more than practice squad fodder.

Yeah, exactly.

It's also kinda funny seeing the Shedeur haters thinking he's supposed to be like Vick/Kaep/Lamar reincarnated just because he's black. If you ever watched his college tape he's more like a shittier version of Goff.