The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
"Tom...Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every season, I can still feel 1994 and 1996... even 1972. The games we've lost, the comrades we've lost, won't stop hurting."
 
Absolutego said:
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OH NO NO NO JERRUH WHAT IS YOU DOIN'?
My man played hardball and lost, bad.

The marks are supposedly supposed to represent sound waves, because we're loud.
Management would really like you to not notice how ever since we entered wildcard mediocrity while ticket prices skyrocketed the crowd looks as much like an away game as it does a home game and the 12s certainly aren't loud enough anymore to be a problem for visiting teams.
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Can someone explain this to me in lolcow terminology?
 
Saints are better, cowboys all fuck each other in a conga line while hopping onto the field
 
I always thought that every state had its own team, it turns out thats not true and some states even have multiple. I just figured that there were teams that nobody talked about for some states because they were really bad, like the Nebraska Wombats or something like that.

Whats the worst team in NFL history?
 
xX Puss Slayer Xx said:
NIGGER WE GOT A WHITE CB NOW THERES WHITE EXCELLENCE AT EVERY POSITION
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Did you guys see De'Quarious Lamont Johnson throwing the old pigskin around? I love going home after a long day at work to watch low IQ apes wrestle each other for a ball. I especially like it when my favorite NFL gorilla, such as Tyrone Bowser, beats the shit out of his gf or kills someone drunk driving and gets away with it because the DA gives them favorable treatment. After all, we wouldn't want our team to lose right? I'm personally glad the NFL pays criminals millions of dollars so obese White guys like me who take cholesterol medicine have something to watch.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Someone explain as to a child how the cheesefuckers apparently pulled something off over the cowfuckers
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I can think of three theories:
  • Jerry Jones is about to die and he wants to troll all of Dallas before he gets his ass kicked by Tom Landry.
  • Someone has footage of Jones eating an ice cream sundae with mustard and this is what he had to do to keep the video from coming out.
  • Someone has footage of Micah Parsons eating an ice cream sundae with mustard and this is what he had to do to keep the video from coming out.
 
anon101x said:
Now it’s going to be full of insufferable shut ins crying that people are enjoying something that isn’t fucking doom and gloom.
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If someone featured the "My Little Pony gender-swap discussion: is a hypothetical male Twilight Sparkle more attractive than the canon female version or no" thread, it'd be reasonable to expect people to express their confusion and mild sniggering distaste for the subject matter.

Much like that example, I don't have a problem with people who watch the NFL. Especially if you've played football in High School or something. It seems like just a huge timesink for people who hate you though.
 
AnimeAvatard said:
Why is niggerball getting a front page feature and not the troon who shot up the church?
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If you're a fan of football lolcows the owner of the Cowboys is being a great one right now
Can't speak to the troon aside from him obviously being a discord shut-in who scribbled extremely online slogans from all over the spectrum of the internet and featuring the thread is just giving him satisfaction in death.
 
No, actually, that feature does not yet exist. It's just you gorilla niggers crying.
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Why is niggerball getting a front page feature and not the troon who shot up the church?
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Null talked about letting people do a front page feature once a month if they donated in some way a while back on MATI. I guess this is it, and to nobody's surprise it's a terrible idea.
 
Ah, a sportsball article has been featured on the site. Enjoy your thread getting shit up.

Society is broken. $114 Million to a single sportsball athlete. And that's before promotions, endorsements, etc. Kinda fucked to think just how much money has coagulated at the top, when most working families are struggling to afford a starter home.
 
Nah, bring on the bitchin about sports to the feature tab. I would prefer some insider knowledge i can talk about with normies so I don't slip and mention some fucking lolcow I watch fail.
Keep em coming, fuck the cowboys (oh they're fucked?).

Also to the normies who've finally joined the kiwifarms (or returned), Welcome!
 
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