The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Iron Hamster said:
Is he a healthy scratch again this week? He pissed in someone's wheaties

So you're saying tit for pat?
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Yes, typical Garbaugh behavior. He does this all the time to players who wrangle his fuck fag sensibilities. Makes no sense either, Mitchell was a great when he got the ball before injury, and we haven't gotten to see shit since. He would be a perfect pairing with the hammer that is Derrick Henry.
 
Wallace said:
Is it really that god damn hard to kick an extra point? That kicker needs to be fired right fucking now, because he almost cost the Pats the game against one of the worst teams in the league.
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The league voting to move XP attempts 13 yards back was unironically great. They were too automatic when it was at the 2 yard line. Something like 99.9%. Now, they aren't a given whatsoever. To the point where you're legitimately uncertain with good kickers.
 
Lions season is gonna be new coordinators cutting their teeth. Ragnow’s retirement hurt. Goff threw well, feels like the new lineman positions did better for pressure.

Game should’ve been 52-14. That roughing the passer call was weak sauce and proof that Caleb sexts men on the sidelines.
 
Froggy Fresh Sextape said:
Next two games are the Bills (this will be an annihilation) and the Jets. So I'm gonna say Sept 30 at the latest
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Really the big question is if Ross is finally at the point that scapegoating a third coach isn't enough of a solution for him, and he finally fires Grier for the state of that roster.
 
Ah, one of the few times a year I have to cheer for the Eagles, and they manage to pull it off.

Also I’m sorry, but that one INT, Kelce should’ve had that - I don’t know if it was just a bad throw by Mahomes, or if Kelce is just washed, but it meant the Chiefs lost so I don’t really care.
 
If anyone missed the end of the Giants Cowboys game, you should definitely watch the 4th and OT. It was an absolute cluster fuck in the most entertaining way.
 
Got Milk! said:
If anyone missed the end of the Giants Cowboys game, you should definitely watch the 4th and OT. It was an absolute cluster fuck in the most entertaining way.
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But was it Greatest game material?
 
Zaryiu2 said:
But was it Greatest game material?
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So it is written, so it shall be done.
 
Absolutego said:
Jerry, I thought your edge rushing depth chart was stellar, best in the league?
You weren't lying, were you Jerry?
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My favorite bit of the immediate aftermath was Jerruh's shit-eating like he was the mastermind that just crafted the next Cowboys dynasty. While at the same time, talking about how made the football team immediately better by beefing up their run defense and how he could trade those picks right now for quality players. Jerruh legitimately wants people to believe he pulled the wool over everyone's heads and buttfucked Micah and the Packers, and that has worked out about the opposite so far.

Regarding the first part of the trade, that wasn't a Herschel Walker trade you senile retard. Most people think he got fleeced, and the cherry on top is he didn't have shit to do with the Herschel Walker trade. That was all Jimmy Johnson, who he also shitcanned because he wanted all the credit, which rapidly placed the Cowboys in their 30 years of being inconsequential.

Secondly, they just gave up 450 yards to Russell fucking Wilson in the air. They had a goddamn shootout with the New York Giants at home that they should have lost.
 
Danny Derps had a 300-Yard game today, including a Rushing TD.

So did Daniel Jones decide to just lock in and pull a Darnold this season, or are the Giants just THAT dysfunctional and the New York teams will be cursed until they accept that they play in Jersey and are renamed appropriately?
 
Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
Danny Derps had a 300-Yard game today, including a Rushing TD.

So did Daniel Jones decide to just lock in and pull a Darnold this season, or are the Giants just THAT dysfunctional and the New York teams will be cursed until they accept that they play in Jersey and are renamed appropriately?
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Don't make me post the Danny Derps vs (former) golden child Justin Lawrence stats again. Two points
1. Daniel Jones is a top 32 QB in the league who can win games with a team which isn't retarded.
2. New Jersey is cursed.
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Mike McDaniel might be drunk, jesus.
 
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Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
Danny Derps had a 300-Yard game today, including a Rushing TD.

So did Daniel Jones decide to just lock in and pull a Darnold this season, or are the Giants just THAT dysfunctional and the New York teams will be cursed until they accept that they play in Jersey and are renamed appropriately?
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Probably going to need one more season to confirm it but it looks like the Giants are just THAT dysfunctional
 
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