The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

The Chiefs are struggling against the Giants, our long national nightmare of Mutthomes and the Chiefs may be over

 

[W00K #17]

While true, they’d probably have Mahomes play even if his wrist was completely fucked, because their QB2 is Gardner Fucking Minshew.

Gardner Minshew can throw the pigskin a quarter mile.

 

[George Lucas]

The Chiefs are struggling against the Giants, our long national nightmare of Mutthomes and the Chiefs may be over

This was supposed to be the big game this week and we have Mahomes casually strolling to the first down line.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

DangeRuss strikes again.

And again.

 

[Local Fed]

With Butker missing that relatively easy field goal this feels like one of those 2024 Chiefs games where they'll do everything to lose or at least give their opponent every opportunity to upset them, only for KC to eke out a win.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

Gardner Minshew can throw the pigskin a quarter mile.

So can Russ with the Moon Ball - arguably the only part of his game that hasn't regressed. And well, the Moon Ball is just as often an Arm Punt.

With Butker missing that relatively easy field goal this feels like one of those 2024 Chiefs games where they'll do everything to lose or at least give their opponent every opportunity to upset them, only for KC to eke out a win.

Honestly the fact that the G-Men have currently held the Chiefs to 2 Field Goals is probably a more damning inditement on the Chiefs than anything else.

Mahomes is still a good QB, but Kelce is washed, the rest of their current offence isn't much better, and now they can't even rely on blatant refball to help them because the 3-Peat is dead so the League doesn't have to push that they're on a "Historic Run"

 

[Squanto Airi]

Skattejew scored
Gmen get the PAT blocked.

 

[George Lucas]

Are you fucking kidding me? [blocked XP]

This game’s giving me some kayfabe vibes ngl.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

And like that life sucked again

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

You know what. I blame you. You brought your negative energy and look what happened!!!

I hope you lose money when you have to sell your super bowl tickets

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

This certainly feels like a game between two 0-2 teams.

Giants getting some much needed energy/aggression. lol

 

[George Lucas]

We’re not gonna have any players left at this rate.

Can some suggest Wilson try running?

 

[Local Fed]

Can some suggest Wilson try running?

With the way the fans are right now he might want to run out of the stadium once this finally ends.

 

[Squanto Airi]

Can some suggest Wilson try running?

Best he can do is overthrow everyone on 4th and goal

 

[Absolutego]

Can some suggest Wilson try running?

Are you interested in repeated 20+ yard sacks?
The Wilson scramble goes -> roll out right -> back 15 yards -> juke a defender -> run left for 1st down
He loses it at step 3 these days. Really 1-3, he gets blindsided trying to escape the pocket a lot now

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

Goddamnit Giants, the one time I ask for something. The fact the Chiefs looked that shit in the first is at least a nice plus.

So, who gets fired first, Daboll or McDaniel?

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

KC much more alive in the season... yay

 

[Zaryiu2]

Please rise for the Giants theme song

 

[Quindarius]

Taytay will get that picture perfect super bowl this year.

 

[Absolutego]

Taytay will get that picture perfect super bowl this year.

Not with the way Reid is shouting at her fiance from the sideline.