The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[George Lucas]

That was a disaster for Greenbay. Wtf was that?!

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Lolololololololololol

I smell a Greatest Game. With all the shit talk from before the game about how the Packers would dominate, a fucking TIE!? That’s hysterical

Not just a tie, but a 40-40 tie. A FUCKING 40-40 TIE.

 

[Incompetent]

 

[BikeLock]

A 40-40 tie is the most funny outcome.

Well done Cowboys!

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

Fucking Super-Tie is confirmed, preventing us from getting to laugh at the Mets.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

Perfectly sums it up:

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Dolphins vs Jets is the garbage bowl I’m watching tomorrow. I hope Aaron Glenn gets his win so McDaniels can contemplate killing himself during the post-game interview.

 

[HackerX]

That was a disaster for Greenbay. Wtf was that?!

Oh, that's easy. God has deemed I should suffer. I'm not particularly sure why me though. Outside of God being a child with magnifying glass and he found his ant. (Srsly. I was unable to watch the Packers vs. Steelers Super Bowl because I was at basic training and I'm convinced Green Bay only won because I was incapable of watching any of the playoff games.)

As far as non 'punished by God reasons:
- Retarded ass field goal fuck up that shifted momentum hard.

- Retarded ass fumble by Jordan Love at the end of the first half.
+++There's something unsettling every time he drops back and he doesn't have a perfect pocket. He's awful when maneuvering around the pocket at times. Like he always looks super slow and a half second off when he makes the adjustment within the pocket as to whether should escape or step up. What's crazy is it seems like he makes the right decision, but his negro brain takes too long to catch up with his hwite brain.

- Our best interior defensive lineman, Devonte Wyatt, leaving the game was huge. Cowboys run game took off after that.

- Seemed like GB's pass rush was getting close to Dak, but never actually getting Dak. No sacks plus the pressure was never significant enough to alter the play since Dak was getting the ball out as soon as the pressure was signfiant enough.

- Now time for the 'I'm completely biased and am going to blame the refs' reasoning. Do I think they are the reason Green Bay looked like a clownshow past the 1st quarter? No, that's all on the team. (However, I'm going to continue to cope that we were only pretending to be retarded did it all on purpose.) I'm sure I could rewind the game, find good/bad calls on both sides, and all that, but there were at least 2 horrific, game altering no-calls by the refs along with at least 1 where I'm biased.

1) Non-call: The intentional grounding that didn't happen because "There was a receiver in the viscinity". That only made sense if you consider "the viscinity" 20 fucking yards.

2) Non-call: No defensive pass interference call when Dallas fucking tackled Dontayvion Wicks while he was going for the ball in the air. It wasn't even a debatable "let player's play during the final minutes" situation. That shit would have been called everywhere BUT Dallas.

3) Facemask that shouldn't have been called. Facemask call by GB against Dak on the last few minutes. I'll admit I'm 1000% biased, but that dude didn't even clasp his fingers whatsoever. Hand was completely open. That's the type of call you DON'T make in the closing minutes of a close game. Completely contradicts the shit they pulled with #2. Either you let player's play or you don't, but you can't have a super obvious go ignored while also calling ticky tack shit IMO.

Now coming out of that shitshow of a game, I will admit there's at least one positive. The offense didn't fall apart, although there are 2 concerns within that positivity.

1) GB was super conservative in their opportunities to win at the end of the game. Didn't try to get a TD whatsoever at the end of the 4th and only took one shot to win at the end of OT.

2) Jesus Christ, they almost fucked up the end of OT.

I'm not sure if that conservativeness is supposed to be an indictment on what LeFleur thinks of Jordan Love in those situations or what. On one hand, I get it. That mulatto, currently certified NIGGER, needs to play better when the pocket starts breaking down. He was close to getting sacked on the last play of OT which would have been unforgivable. On the other, that's the fucking QB and it's not a good omen if you're afraid to put the ball in his hands to get a W.

 

[SteinserGate]

Yes, beating and shutting out a sorry Titans team is about as much as a win as Jerruh Jones TIEBOWL is.
In the silver lining for my now 1-3 Texans, Mr. Ryans has finally decided to stand over the shoulder of our OC and call him a retard during shitbutt playcalls.
It's time to rise from le grave.

And the Colts lost, maybe there is hope at the end of the tunnel. Jags also get to play certified REAL teams the next few weeks, so that should sort itself out.

 

[break these cuffs]

I went to bed at the end of regulation because I need my beauty sleep and now I am sorely disappointed I missed out on clownshow of a tie.

 

[Xev]

If Matt LaFleur was coach of any other team he would be on the chopping block. Dude makes the same stupid mistakes year after year and refuses to improve. He was lucky to have Rodgers but Love is mid at best and can't mask LeFleur''s deficiencies. Enjoy your 8-8-1 season cheeseheads.

 

[Squanto Airi]

Turns out Lamar has an injured hamstring.

Link

 

[False Emprah]

That stock certificate hanging on my office wall in a nicer frame than my diploma is mocking me.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

@Trombonista

Fins or Jets? I feel like this is going to be garbage bowl of the AFC East. As a Bills fangirl, who do you want to see suffer?

 

[Trombonista]

@Trombonista

Fins or Jets? I feel like this is going to be garbage bowl of the AFC East. As a Bills fangirl, who do you want to see suffer?

I think the Dolphins are going to win, but I don't really care about the outcome now that the Bills are 4-0.

 

[JapaneseJew]

any 3-1'ers right now

 

[break these cuffs]

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That stock certificate hanging on my office wall in a nicer frame than my diploma is mocking me.

The fact that the Packers are allowed to setup a gofundme to bilk millions out of the fudgepacker faithful whenever they feel like it will never not be funny. The trade off is that you don't have a billionaire to tell Goodell to shut up at owners meanings.

Also, I started seeing Guardian Bay Packers getting thrown around.

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

Turns out Lamar has an injured hamstring.

I kinda guessed. He looked much much slower than usual.

Loss was still on the defense though

 

[False Emprah]

The fact that the Packers are allowed to setup a gofundme to bilk millions out of the fudgepacker faithful whenever they feel like it will never not be funny. The trade off is that you don't have a billionaire to tell Goodell to shut up at owners meanings.

Also, I started seeing Guardian Bay Packers getting thrown around.

Imagine being a cuck for niggerfaggot owners who move teams on a whim when not bent over to with free tax money.

/it's a cool piece of memorabilia that voluntarily funds the stadium; only NFL 'merch' I've ever spent money on

 

[break these cuffs]

Imagine being a cuck for niggerfaggot owners who move teams on a whim when not bent over to with free tax money.

/it's a cool piece of memorabilia that voluntarily funds the stadium; only NFL 'merch' I've ever spent money on

I would stop watching football if the Birds ever left Philly and I hope every Eagles fan would as well. They, and their predecessor, have been in the city for nearly a hundred years at this point. That kike Lurie can choke on a million dicks if he destroys that. Actually I'm retarded. It's over a century at this point.

And no, I don't give the NFL money either and some day I'll convince my dad to stop paying for it too.