The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Anorexic Robot]

I think the Dolphins are going to win, but I don't really care about the outcome now that the Bills are 4-0.

Yeah it's time to focus on the important stuff, like losing a heartbreaker to the chiefs in the playoffs

 

[Got Milk!]

Everyone excited for this shit show of a Monday night? Fucking 3-9 combined W-L of these 4 juggernauts. I could maybe see the Broncos/Bengals being deemed a reasonable game for primetime. But the Dolphins and Jets? In no season, or even universe, would that ever be a Monday night game. That's a "pass off the shit teams to play in London at 6-9am in the US" game.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

The Jets have fumbled twice. Once on a potential TD and the other on 4th and 5 on the Dolphins 36 yard line into the 45. Awful game, garbage on both sides. Constant flags.

Multiple injuries on the Jets.

 

[Norms Abused Liver]

What a bleh set of games for Monday night.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

What a bleh set of games for Monday night.

Garbage games can be fun. When two awful teams struggle for a win or two injured teams are trying to rest starters and rookies fuck up in a comedy of errors.

Tyreek Hill is out. Leg looks broken.

Edit: his leg is snibbity- snapped. I cannot share images due to whatever reason. Here’s a Twitter link: https://x.com/skyedokc/status/1972827027297439984?s=42

 

[JapaneseJew]

Tyreek Hill is out. Leg looks broken.

Edit: his leg is snibbity- snapped. I cannot share images due to whatever reason. Here’s a Twitter link: https://x.com/skyedokc/status/1972827027297439984?s=42

Freak accident but at least now he can spend time with his kids he loves

 

[Date Mike]

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Freak accident but at least now he can spend time with his kids he loves

Maybe that fat bitch who’s leg he broke playing backyard ball at his mansion has some advice for his recovery

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

Everyone excited for this shit show of a Monday night? Fucking 3-9 combined W-L of these 4 juggernauts. I could maybe see the Broncos/Bengals being deemed a reasonable game for primetime. But the Dolphins and Jets? In no season, or even universe, would that ever be a Monday night game. That's a "pass off the shit teams to play in London at 6-9am in the US" game.

Bengals/Broncos would be okay if Burrow was still in. They aren't psychic so it's not like they can account for potential injuries.

Dolphins/Jets, is...yeah. Fire whoever greenlit that one. Also Miami's black uniforms are ass.

 

[W@rui]

Good lord

 

[Piss Jugman]

Good lord

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higher penalties are actually a result of socioecomic factors

 

[George Lucas]

Good lord

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The BB game isn’t any better. Also that fair catch interference call is meh.

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

Jamarr melting down on the sidelines. Get ya boy and let's go, force your way off the team.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

You think Lamar is just Buck Broken rather than actually injured?

 

[George Lucas]

Joe Buck sounding defeated calling all these penalties LOL.

 

[Piss Jugman]

Man, if I was a Bengals fan I'd kill myself, and I'm saying that as a fucking Falconcel. Cinci bros how do y'all plan on getting thru this season??

 

[Squanto Airi]

Man, if I was a Bengals fan I'd kill myself, and I'm saying that as a fucking Falconcel. Cinci bros how do y'all plan on getting thru this season??

The same way their brothers in Cleveland do:

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Jamarr melting down on the sidelines. Get ya boy and let's go, force your way off the team.

Its going to be funny watching Burrow, Chase, Hendrickson, and Tee Higgins all just walk without the Bengals getting anything in return

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

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Freak accident but at least now he can spend time with his kids he loves

I mean, that kills the Tyreek Trade rumours?

Fuck that’s a gnarly one, jesus

 

[Nogg]

Man, if I was a Bengals fan I'd kill myself, and I'm saying that as a fucking Falconcel. Cinci bros how do y'all plan on getting thru this season??

Any long time Bengals fan knows this is par for the course. 2021 and 2022 were an aberration. My only hope for joy at this point is that they trade Trey Hendrickson before the deadline to the Lions and he can go and run free opposite Hutchinson.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Who the fuck is Bad Bunny and why is he doing the Halftime show?