The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Absolutego]

Bengals/Broncos would be okay if Burrow was still in. They aren't psychic so it's not like they can account for potential injuries.

Dolphins/Jets, is...yeah. Fire whoever greenlit that one. Also Miami's black uniforms are ass.

I'm a traditionalist. If your team isn't based in New Orleans, named after an all-black bird, or the #1 jersey of convicts, you don't get to wear black.

Who the fuck is Bad Bunny and why is he doing the Halftime show?

Puerto Rican dude who's like the #3 most streamed artist on Spotify. Basically it's going to be Shakira/JLo for Zoomers
I'm guessing halftime shows for the foreseeable future are going to be the NFL swapping out which minority group they pander to.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

After seeing the Bengals play without Burrow, I can get why people claim he’s a generational talent considering he can drag this clown show to wins.

I sincerely hope he decides to bounce and go to a real team.

 

[Squanto Airi]

After seeing the Bengals play without Burrow, I can get why people claim he’s a generational talent considering he can drag this clown show to wins.

I sincerely hope he decides to bounce and go to a real team.

Hell, he drug them to the Super Bowl.

If he doesn't leave, he is definitively this generation's Dan Marino.

 

[Zaryiu2]

Bengals/Broncos would be okay if Burrow was still in. They aren't psychic so it's not like they can account for potential injuries.

Dolphins/Jets, is...yeah. Fire whoever greenlit that one. Also Miami's black uniforms are ass.

I guess whoever had the idea for Dolphins/Jets on Prime time had something on the mind
(Wrong number and teams but you gst what I mean)

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

Who the fuck is Bad Bunny and why is he doing the Halftime show?

Stereotypical beaner "musician" that makes shitty reggaeton music for stereotypical beaners. Normal people hate reggaeton because it is incredibly monotonous and absolutely fuels the worst behavior in like-minded spics, but I guess they have to pander to a specific minority somehow while alienating everyone else in the room (which is a familiar pattern over the course of the past decade).

I'm going to predict that this Super Bowl halftime show will do record-low numbers. No one in their right mind listens to reggaeton or any other wetback drivel willingly aside from other wetbacks.

 

[Zaryiu2]

I'm pret

Stereotypical beaner "musician" that makes shitty reggaeton music for stereotypical beaners. Normal people hate reggaeton because it is incredibly monotonous and absolutely fuels the worst behavior in like-minded spics, but I guess they have to pander to a specific minority somehow while alienating everyone else in the room (which is a familiar pattern over the course of the past decade).

I'm going to predict that this Super Bowl halftime show will do record-low numbers. No one in their right mind listens to reggaeton or any other wetback drivel willingly aside from other wetbacks.

I am pretty sure the NFL was noted as having come to a payed business decision that wil influence future superbowl and it wasn't in thst direction, I remember it being mentioned in this thread it involved a whole bunch of money to c a rapper ro have him have influence/full control of superbowl half time shows

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

I am pretty sure the NFL was noted as having come to a payed business decision that wil influence future superbowl and it wasn't in thst direction, I remember it being mentioned in this thread it involved a whole bunch of money to c a rapper ro have him have influence/full control of superbowl half time shows

Yes, and who else but jigaboo-lips Jay-Z. He's gone into all but an incredibly predictable pattern nowadays: Either choose some rapper or shitty pop singer, then profit. Bad Bunny obviously falls into both of those.
The Super Bowl halftime show hasn't had variety in almost the past decade. When the last rock band I can name that has performed in the Super Bowl is Coldplay (back in Super Bowl 50), we've got serious fucking problems. Granted, the past few halftime shows have been acceptable. But Jay can do far more than just the predictable bullshit.

Do far better, Shawn Carter. This one is going to bomb hard.

 

[break these cuffs]

I'm pret

I am pretty sure the NFL was noted as having come to a payed business decision that wil influence future superbowl and it wasn't in thst direction, I remember it being mentioned in this thread it involved a whole bunch of money to c a rapper ro have him have influence/full control of superbowl half time shows

Jay-Z's company, Rock Nation, was given a contract to put on Super Bowl halftime shows. It's the reason why it's been nigger music for years and will continue to be terrible. Gay-Z saw that Bhad Babie is high on spotify listens and it will open up a lot of race baiting opportunities with all the deportations and domestic terrorism over spics.

 

[Franz Joseph]

Who the fuck is Bad Bunny and why is he doing the Halftime show?

They want a anti-ICE rally in front of millions of people, thats why he got the gig.

 

[FootballBuff]

Pray to your gods (Pagan, Christian, Jew, Islam, Pajeet, whatever you pray to). Offer up personal sacrifices. Really anything to achieve the desired outcome here.

I got exactly what I wanted, the Lions won, my Detroit Lions parlay hit, both of teams that I despise most in the league didnt win, and I got to see a scorigami tie!

I'd say it was a pretty good sunday!

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

Are we deporting Puerto Ricans? Why does a Puerto Rican have anything to do with ICE?

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

Are we deporting Puerto Ricans? Why does a Puerto Rican have anything to do with ICE?

Were not just the leftist media once again trying to propagandize shit. Haven't watched a super bowl halftime show since Janet Jackson's nipple bc nothing will ever top that.

 

[Absolutego]

Are we deporting Puerto Ricans? Why does a Puerto Rican have anything to do with ICE?

Bad Bunny is currently refusing to tour the continental USA because he believes his shows will become a target for ICE raids.

Were not just the leftist media once again trying to propagandize shit. Haven't watched a super bowl halftime show since Janet Jackson's nipple bc nothing will ever top that.

If you haven't seen the show Prince did in 2007 you are denying yourself.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

Bad Bunny is currently refusing to tour the continental USA because he believes his shows will become a target for ICE raids.


If you haven't seen the show Prince did in 2007 you are denying yourself.

I agree with the prince statement, hes got actual talent. Having seen the actual target demo of bad bunny listeners (young spics acting black) im good. I'll just do what I always do for it:smoke a fat blunt and laugh at how dumb this all is

 

[HackerX]

I agree with the prince statement, hes got actual talent. Having seen the actual target demo of bad bunny listeners (young spics acting black) im good. I'll just do what I always do for it:smoke a fat blunt and laugh at how dumb this all is

Interesting correlation. The first time I've heard of this Evil Rabbit guy was him having some meal selection at the fine dining establishment known as McDonald's. Maybe you should purchase his food selection of choice to commemorate?

I looked it up and apparently it occurred in 2020, which included a Big Mac, medium fries, and an Oreo Mcflurry. Can't speak to the fries since they are shit, or the Mcflurry since it's insane to order that with a meal, but the man was onto something with the Big Mac. It's undebatably the best fast food sandwich.

Oh, also I think he does something with WWE, but no idea to what extent. Not sure if they trot him out regularly like Jake Paul (because of his YouTube subscriber count), if he runs an angle once or twice a year, or bring him in for WrestleMania.

 

[Piss Jugman]

The first time I've heard of this Evil Rabbit guy was him having some meal selection at the fine dining establishment known as McDonald's.

I looked it up and apparently it occurred in 2020, which included a Big Mac, medium fries, and an Oreo Mcflurry.

Ice cream paired with oily goyslop?? More like Bad Bloodpressure holy shit

 

[Squanto Airi]

The first time I've heard of this Evil Rabbit guy was him having some meal selection at the fine dining establishment known as McDonald's.

Off topic but I do hate how fast food innovation nowadays consists of either taking something off the menu just to bring it back at a worse quality or to pick a random celebrity's order. If you're wanting my money in exchange for goyslop, then at least be creative with the goyslop

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I sincerely hope he decides to bounce and go to a real team.

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Jets Jets Jets

 

[Trombonista]

The main problem with the Super Bowl Halftime Show is that the performers don't get paid. That's why P!nk turned it down, and supposedly it's why Taylor Swift recently declined.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

The main problem with the Super Bowl Halftime Show is that the performers don't get paid. That's why P!nk turned it down, and supposedly it's why Taylor Swift recently declined.

The problem with the Super Bowl Halftime Show is that Jay Z is too much of a retarded nigger to realize that Creed would kick fucking ass