The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Every additional week of this Pats team is more egg on Kraft's face for thinking he really was the secret sauce behind the dynasty and he'd replace Belichick like no big deal, only for the only successful coach from Belichick's tree to come back to town, bring McDaniels with him, and get that sub-par roster playing way above their weight class.
 
Did most home teams lose this week?

Absolutego said:
Every additional week of this Pats team is more egg on Kraft's face for thinking he really was the secret sauce behind the dynasty and he'd replace Belichick like no big deal, only for the only successful coach from Belichick's tree to come back to town, bring McDaniels with him, and get that sub-par roster playing way above their weight class.
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I think part of the secret sauce of the Pats was that the rules prior to 2017-2018 really made it less punishing for mobile QBs. Dual Threats used to get fucking destroyed in the NFL. College was always more hesitant for QBs to get destroyed.

The secret sauce of the Pats was likely Brady being as autistic as Belichick and that gives you so much fucking flexibility as a coach.

Anyway Gruden was right, sliding quarterbacks should get destroyed. Azeez Al-Shaair is the hero modern football needs.
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Amerikaner Teddybär said:
Bad Bunny telling people to "learn Spanish" in response to the backlash against him being nominated for the Super Bowl HalfTime show.
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To that, I say "Vete a la mierda, frijolero"
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And the NFL should hire more Hispanic players (along with the NBA).

Btw, the guys of American Thinker posted a rant about Bad Bunny.

October 5, 2025

The NFL’s Bad Bunny demographic calculation​

By Andrea Widburg

The NFL’s decision to have Bad Bunny perform at its Super Bowl halftime show, while offensive to its traditional demographic, is actually a smart marketing idea. He’s not hugely appealing to the current NFL demographic (mostly older, affluent(ish), white men), but he’s huge in the fastest growing demographic group in America: Hispanics.

In 2020, Hispanics made up 19.5% of the U.S. population, and the Census Bureau projects they’re likely to show accelerated growth because they, unlike other Americans, have children. Of course, this may change with Donald Trump’s ICE crackdowns, but, for now, Hispanics are where the marketplace is moving.

Currently, the average NFL viewer is likely to be male, although there are more women watching. While there’s a strong cohort in the 25 to 44 age group, the NFL has a significant older viewership, with as many as 47% of the audience over 55 and relatively affluent. Sites that analyze demographics shy away from identifying the racial breakdown of the average NFL fandom, but the general sense is that the fan base is disproportionately white.

The lagging demographic for the NFL is Hispanics: While they make up almost 20% of the general population, they make up, at most, 14% of the NFL fan base. There’s a lot of room for growth there.
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HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
The secret sauce of the Pats was likely Brady being as autistic as Belichick and that gives you so much fucking flexibility as a coach.
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Brady said Belichick taught him how to read defenses like a DC and I think that has a lot to do with his success. Peyton may have got the same from Dungy but idk if he's ever talked about it.

I imagine part of the problem is QBs just never being challenged to learn this stuff.
 
break these cuffs said:
How many weeks in a row has this fag worn capris?
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He lives in Miami and has the excuse of being a zesty quadroon. He’s gonna keep doing it.

I have a feeling Burrow is going to request a trade to LA. McVay likely won’t stick around to develop a quarterback once Stafford retires and Burrow, although made of glass, probably would go to LA as the Bengals are losing most of their team this year.

The real question is can LA handle two zesty metrosexuals on the level of McVay and Burrow on the same team?
 
break these cuffs said:
And he wonders why his locker room is shit. How many hood niggas respect capri pants?
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Ravens fans on Reddit want McDaniel for some reason. I know Redditors have a terminal case of the 'tism and don't understand why McDaniel fails to command respect from players but holy shit I would pay money to see this.

It'd be like five days before Lamar called him a dicksucking Uncle Tom
 
break these cuffs said:
And he wonders why his locker room is shit. How many hood niggas respect capri pants?
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Perhaps you misunderstand. This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of them’… if you catch my drift.
 
break these cuffs said:
And he wonders why his locker room is shit. How many hood niggas respect capri pants?
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Time for McDaniel to break out the ultimate power move. He's got to say the n word.

Here's a clip of the Tirico calling the Bills fan who caught the ball BTW:
Personally, I love this shit. The NFL loves the clicks, but you know the stadium security guys were hunting that dude during and after the catch.

That shit is so weird to me because you want fans to feel like they're part of the experience, but God forbid a ball unintentionally goes their way. MLB seemingly does it way better. Hell, you had that kid who immediately got a gift basket and a player's bat after that old hag yelled at his dad for being better at her at grabbing the home run.
 
Perna's video on the Mark Sanchez incident. This is my favorite comment:
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W00K #17 said:
He looks like he's drinking again.
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Nah, he's basically a zoomer and they don't drink. He's on a steady diet of every pharmaceutical upper known to man, and running on fumes at this point.
 
HackerX said:
Nah, he's basically a zoomer and they don't drink. He's on a steady diet of every pharmaceutical upper known to man, and running on fumes at this point.
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Mike has a well documented history of being a drunk while working for teams and openly talks about it.
 
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