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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
>the jags would be 5-0 if they didn’t bungle it against the Bungles

What a timeline lol
 
NiggerLicker said:
6th year senior who ended up getting engaged to his hs sweetheart who herself looks to be 75% plastic… nothin wrong with a nice love story but my QB1 better be fuckin hot bitches, and lots of em. Nigga gon be 31 and coaching high school football for 35k a year before he knows it
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She answered the call!
Drama Fan said:
Tua tells reporters that despite Tyreek Hill getting injured, winning is "the best deodorant for what the team could be going through"
tuas deodorant.mp4
They need to get this guy a guardian cap and tell him he's always worn one. That CTE is progressing at sonic speed
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what do you mean? He’s just a fine African American gentleman
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
Umm… Niners sissies? Is Mac Jones better than Crock Turdy?


He looks like he’s gotten fat.
>black qb
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the ones who can’t even run aren’t worth the 5 years of use you get out of them
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
@HackerX i mean do you think he can get away with it in the locker room.

Also, what’s the current insulting nickname list for QBs?

I have this:

Jordan Manlove
Glass Joe/ Toey Joey
Jared Goof
Brock Turdy
Gayleb Willams
Patrick Muttholmes
Throws Pix/ Blows Dix
Lamar Jackson
Tua TurnDaBallover
Brown’s Franchise QB
Baker Midfield
Ack! Jones
Gaylen Squirts
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lamar Jackson got me lmao
 
Cleveland has traded Joe Flacco and a 6th round pick (originally held by the Lions) to the Bengals for a 5th rounder.
 
On the real I can't see him staying upright for very long behind that Bengals line. Old man is gonna die.
 
Local Fed said:
Cleveland has traded Joe Flacco and a 6th round pick (originally held by the Lions) to the Bengals for a 5th rounder.
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Joe Flacco refuses to throw into the Jamar Chase triple coverage route even if they are down 24.
Every other route is covered, so he steps into the pocket to buy more time. He's already been sacked 8 times this game.
TJ Watt runs at Mach 10 towards his blindside, pancaking him, and leaving him crippled on the ground. Flacco is screaming.
TJ Watt destroyed both of his collarbones, ruptured three discs in his spine, and broke his ribs.
The fans are going rabid, the terrible towels are in full force. The players notice his screaming, and the trainers run onto the field.

Mike Tomlin rubs his bald head while looking at the ground; Aaron Rodgers makes another meme-able facial expression.
Joe Buck and Troy Aikman talk about airlifting him from the stadium; some action shots of crying teammates and their reactions.
The player form the magical prayer circle around him; trainers are trying keep him from passing out due to shock.
The game is canceled, even though the score is currently 27-3, so Tomlin complains during the postgame press conference.
 
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On one hand, Flacco is probably going to die this week, but he’s still hilariously the best option the Bengals can trade for (who’re their other options that teams would want to dump, Russ or Cousins?)

On the other hand, he’s got the chance to do something really funny if he beats the Cheeseheads again.

Also I’m pretty sure if he goes to the Steelers he gets a Prize for playing for every team in the Division.
 
Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
On one hand, Flacco is probably going to die this week, but he’s still hilariously the best option the Bengals can trade for (who’re their other options that teams would want to dump, Russ or Cousins?)
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Zach Wilson's probably available and at least has some experience running for his life behind a shitty line.

Flacco, Russ, Cousins...might as well start printing out invitations for the prayer vigil.
 
Local Fed said:
Cleveland has traded Joe Flacco and a 6th round pick (originally held by the Lions) to the Bengals for a 5th rounder.
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Im shocked they actually made a move. It seemed like an empty talking point when Zac said they were going to evaluate the position yesterday.
Froggy Fresh Sextape said:
Zach Wilson's probably available and at least has some experience running for his life behind a shitty line.
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I would rather watch Jake Browning throw three interceptions every week than have to try and get excited to watch Zach Wilson play football every sunday for the next three months.
 
W00K #17 said:
Shedeur Sanders will start by week 8.
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Yes. If Gabriel has even 1 off game, Haslam will demand it
W00K #17 said:
Shedeur Sanders will start by week 8. ROTY incoming, maybe MVP.
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Lol no, that'd be pants-on-head retarded and the end of season awards voters managed to show the "narrative over stats" bullshit has some limits by not giving Damar Hamlin CPOY.
 
I feel like Flacco is better than Russ. Flacco is a statue, but honestly a statue will throw the ball away rather than needlessly extend the play. You know what you are getting with Flacco. You can plan for his play style rather than Russ or Jameis just tossing it after ignoring the play call. Old Joe may not be elite, but he is consistently serviceable. He might win them enough games to get a wild card when Burrow comes back.
 
Just Jets things

Jets Say Execs Tried to Sink Team President in Bumbling Conspiracy (archive)​

The Jets say they uncovered a “disturbing” conspiracy inside their own front office, accusing a fired executive of helping stage false sexual harassment claims against the team president.
The Jets say they uncovered a “disturbing” conspiracy inside their own front office, accusing a fired executive of helping stage false sexual harassment claims against team president Hymie Elhai in an effort to oust him.

Elaine Chen, a former executive in the Jets’ finance department, sued the franchise last week in New Jersey state court over allegations she was unlawfully axed after her husband, Larry Fitzpatrick, told team investigators that Elhai had sexually harassed female employees.



Fitzpatrick, also a team employee, was fired on July 25, while Chen was fired July 30, according to the lawsuit. Chen claimed she was wrongfully fired simply because she was married to Fitzpatrick.

The situation centers around an anonymous email sent to team executives on July 10 that contained what the Jets say are “baseless” allegations of sexual harassment by Elhai. The team says it was suspicious due to the lack of details in the email, and the fact that “no concerns or issues” had ever been raised about Elhai.

However, the Jets still launched an investigation, the team says. What they found was a bizarre “conspiracy” that barely managed to cover its own tracks, according to a 67-page filing of counterclaims filed against Chen on Monday.

Chen, Fitzpatrick and others fabricated the allegations about Elhai, sent them to a group of other Jets executives, and were found to be discussing them over text message and email, according to the Jets’ countersuit. They openly discussed the plot and told each other to delete various messages in order to keep them hidden. In one instance, the team says an unidentified co-conspirator accidentally sent a private email that was part of the plot to Fitzpatrick’s work email, then sent another message saying “Whoops. Sent to your work email by mistake. Delete.” The co-conspirator also included guidance on how Fitzpatrick could “deceive” the Jets into thinking he was not involved.

“Chen was actively involved in the conspiracy and, based on her own text messages with Fitzpatrick, gleefully so,” the filing said.

According to the Jets, the lawsuit filed last week “is nothing more than a desperate extension of the conspiracy and an attempt to shakedown [the Jets], which [are] no longer paying Chen’s or Fitzpatrick’s salaries, and to avoid the inevitable and just consequences of their misconduct.”

The Jets included as evidence some of about 4,000 text messages uncovered during the investigation that reveal Chen, Fitzpatrick, and an unidentified co-conspirator, who also used to work for the team, plotted the entire scheme. These texts and other evidence are “irrefutable,” the team says.

In fact, the counterclaims say that while Fitzpatrick was being interviewed for the internal probe, he lied about his role and sought to obstruct the investigation by “furiously” deleting messages from his team phone in front of the investigators, while telling them he was texting his wife, Chen.

“At the end of the interview, Fitzpatrick was asked to turn over his company phone,” the Jets said. “The ‘Recently Deleted’ folder of Fitzpatrick’s phone showed that, during the interview, Fitzpatrick had deleted some 4,000 text messages with various current and former NYJ employees…”

A forensic review of Fitzpatrick’s work phone revealed more than those texts. It also showed a “plethora” of additional misconduct, such as texts to other Jets employees—including his direct reports—that objectified women, other sexually explicit comments, proof that he gambled in violation of NFL policy, and lewd interactions with women on websites like OnlyFans, at least one of which featured him sending a photo of his own genitals.

According to the counterclaims, Chen’s suit belongs in arbitration, and the Jets have initiated an arbitration proceeding against Chen and Fitzpatrick.

The Jets are asking for Chen to pay back all compensation, benefits, expenses, and reimbursements that were paid to her during her “respective periods of disloyalty.” The team also wants attorney’s fees and other relief as the court deems just.

Chen, her attorney, the NFL, and an attorney for the Jets did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
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New Jersey isn't sending their finest
 
The Jets can't handle an opening drive, what made them think that they could handle a conspiracy? lmaooo
 
So after UNC fires Belichick can we all pretend we all thought he was a Bradybaby HC and viciously mock anyone who argues against it?

(I still think he was good, just that he got too dependent on Tom and couldn’t adapt when he left.)
 
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