The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
HackerX said:
Conspiracy theory, but I'd bet the great nooooticing of false starts is an elaborate scheme to kill the play while minimizing fan pushback. There's no way the Iggles just now started false starting on at least half of their tush pushes. The only explanation that makes sense to me is Jerruh "Accidental Middle Finger" Jones and/or Bob "Shady Massage Parlor" Kraft put the word out for broadcasters to nooootice. Now Kraft was one of the owners to voooote against the ban, so the magic eightball is indicating something about glory holes and Dallas.
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Everyone hates watching it, and the dumbass Eagles coach thinks he's being cute by calling it twenty times a drive. Fans will be grateful when it's finally banned because it's so gay and fake.
 
HackerX said:
Conspiracy theory, but I'd bet the great nooooticing of false starts is an elaborate scheme to kill the play while minimizing fan pushback. There's no way the Iggles just now started false starting on at least half of their tush pushes. The only explanation that makes sense to me is Jerruh "Accidental Middle Finger" Jones and/or Bob "Shady Massage Parlor" Kraft put the word out for broadcasters to nooootice. Now Kraft was one of the owners to voooote against the ban, so the magic eightball is indicating something about glory holes and Dallas.
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It worked because Kelce shot gunned the ball hard as fuck so he could get his hands out in front of him quicker. Without Kelce there, they can't do the push worth a shit because their center doesn't get off the ball quick enough.
 
Wallace said:
Do the Jets seriously have no first downs yet? The only reason this game is even close is due to special teams.
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The Jets managing to go 0-17 would simultaneously be surprising for seeing it actually happen, and yet still be the least surprising thing to happen this season.

Guess it happens when you evaluate your team based off their Madden ratings…
 
Wallace said:
Do the Jets seriously have no first downs yet? The only reason this game is even close is due to special teams.
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Fields had 1 passing yard until like halfway through the second quarter. Nix was slinging it on the scripted opening drive and that was the last offense we got to see all game.

At this point the NFL should just grab random FCS teams dress them up in NFL uniforms and send them to London. It'd be more entertaining than whatever this shitshow is.
 
Froggy Fresh Sextape said:
Fields had 1 passing yard until like halfway through the second quarter. Nix was slinging it on the scripted opening drive and that was the last offense we got to see all game.

At this point the NFL should just grab random FCS teams dress them up in NFL uniforms and send them to London. It'd be more entertaining than whatever this shitshow is.
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Y’know what, fuck it - I say that whatever team has the worst record on the season gets relegated to the XFL, and whoever has the best record in the XFL gets their spot.
 
I watched 3 quarters of Jets-Broncos and I can't take it any more. What an absolute shit game. I kind of hope Denver loses at this point, that's how spiteful I'm feeling.
 
Elwood P. Dowd said:
Negative pass yards, too, I think.
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Fucking CTV just roasted this game - between “a 16 yard touchdown - that is the only highlight from this game” and “everyone watching this game at home had more passing yards than Justin Fields”, that was probably more entertaining than the entire game.

There’s days I like Leaf TV.
 
Elwood P. Dowd said:
I watched 3 quarters of Jets-Broncos and I can't take it any more. What an absolute shit game. I kind of hope Denver loses at this point, that's how spiteful I'm feeling.
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If it helps, Goodell not only provided the Br*tish with that astounding competition for the game we call good ol' American football, but he forced attendees to pay for the privilege. He basically raped them. Roger Goodell raped the Br*tish. Pretty #based if you asked me!
 
>Aaron Glenn cuts Aaron Rodgers citing his decline and not wanting to be challenged on leadership
>a number of Ba-lack linemen do not like this
>hire black QB
>get black QB
 
HackerX said:
If it helps, Goodell not only provided the Br*tish with that astounding competition for the game we call good ol' American football, but he forced attendees to pay for the privilege. He basically raped them. Roger Goodell raped the Br*tish. Pretty #based if you asked me!
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London NFL Guy: Who should we have play the London game this governah?

Roger: Eh...Idk....Give em the Jets.

London NFL Guy: A...Are you sure sir? You know this might qualify as a war crime.

Roger: Yeah fuck those limey cunts. We've been doing these London games for years and those faggots keep malding about how it isn't cricket and how it's too violent for them. Fuck em. We're going to make them suffer the Jets games like everyone else.
 
Norms Abused Liver said:
Anyone expecting a good game between the Broncos and Jets in London was either delusional, or on copious amounts of the good stuff.

Man the quality of the NFL this season is disgusting. Aside from a few teams (the Colts, wtf?) nobody seems to be putting competent teams out there.
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they are all huffing glue in the locker room
 
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