The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I'm biased, but almost all of their jerseys are nice (those yellow ones can burn).

Anyway the ViQueens look lost out there.

Vicuckqueens know that once Wentz goes down they will have no QB and Wentz is gonna go down. JJ is made of glass and likely McConnell’s catamite sex slave. The other guy is literally who.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

I am starting to wonder if the AP Coach of the Year award is a giant jinx for head coaches. First Vrabel gets axed from Tennessee, Stefanski's Browns completely implode, Daboll turns out to be a one season wonder. Now O'Connell has one of the worst offensives of his tenure.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

>refs bet at least one Wentz TD
>calls back a Field Goal because Wentz keeps fucking it up

I hope Kashapp goes after the NFL as hard if not harder than the NBA. Worst Thursday night game all year.

 

[Absolutego]

I am starting to wonder if the AP Coach of the Year award is a giant jinx for head coaches. First Vrabel gets axed from Tennessee, Stefanski's Browns completely implode, Daboll turns out to be a one season wonder. Now O'Connell has one of the worst offensives of his tenure.

Well fuck now I REALLY want this to be the year Shanahan finally gets his, the Rams have a giant question mark running that offense once Stafford has to retire, the Cardinals are a clown show (as always), and if the Niners finally crater my team is chock full of up-and-coming talent ready to take over the division for a bit.

 

[VasonJoorhees]

Actual coaching malpractice from KOC for refielding Wentz when he's clearly too injured to continue. Why the fuck? Why not throw in Brosmer in a clearly lost game? I can't help but question this teams leadership after seeing that.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Actual coaching malpractice from KOC for refielding Wentz when he's clearly too injured to continue. Why the fuck? Why not throw in Brosmer in a clearly lost game? I can't help but question this teams leadership after seeing that.

Iirc Sean Payton said something like he intentionally baited KOC into drafting JJ because he knew he was a faggot and made of glass. I think part of it is ego and the fact that a 1st Round draft pick strained his bussy so many times that he’s sat out 22 of 24 games.

It might just be trying to save face. No one knows if JJ is actually good. He beat the Bears early in the season, but I’d attribute that to new season cobwebs/ no tape.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

I hope we see Brosmer next game for the Vikings.

I’m convinced he’s the next Purdy.

 

[Drama Fan]

2 good bits of drama from the TNF game I can and should post.
1. Carson Wentz, person with non-throwing arm in a brace who keeps getting hit should never ever get frustrated when he tries to stay in the game for the Vikings and be upset when drives falter. It's very unprofessional to feel hurt and stick with it
he played bad but it's probably because he was already injured, I don't think it takes 5000 level IQ to figure out why the technically 2nd QB is still trying to play here with QB1 (?) out. The biggest offence, if twitter is to be belived is NFL no-stats guy Kirk Hebstreist trying to call Wentz (tragic super bowl winner) a crybaby for wanting to still play and being frustrated by this particular game. Kurt is a notable announcer who has openly cried about his dog dying on national TV; many believe that he is not the one to be a critic about people letting their emotions out in the open.

I'm sure many remember Ben, a golden retriever and watcher of many football games.


2. Al Michaels must never ever fucking ever admit that recording equipment obviously interfered with a kick a few weeks ago. Please don't take Al's steaks away. The NFL came in and "fact checked" Al saying that the cable interfered with a kick during Vikings vs Browns

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

The biggest offence, if twitter is to be belived is NFL no-stats guy Kirk Hebstreist trying to call Wentz (tragic super bowl winner) a crybaby for wanting to still play and being frustrated by this particular game. Kurt is a notable announcer who has openly cried about his dog dying on national TV; many believe that he is not the one to be a critic about people letting their emotions out in the open.

Anyone on twitter making fun of Kirk for crying about his dog is a brown person who should be dying in a trash filled hell hole in the third world

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

The league is fining the Giants organization, Coach Daboll and Cam Skattebo for violating the concussion protocol when Daboll and Skattebo ran into the concussion tent during last Thursday's Eagles game.

In some other news, Andy Dalton will be starting this week for the Panthers and Kirk Cousins will likely be starting for the Falcons due Penix's knee injury.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Guys Drake Maye is truly the new Brady, ignore them losing against the Raiders and having an easy schedule.

 

[CapricornusRex]

Goddamn, watching Rex Ryan talk about Nick Mangold this morning was brutal.

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

Growing up as a kid in the 2000s back when we had Dan Koppen instead under center, even as a lifelong Pats fan who hates the Jets and laughs at them with all my heart, Nick Mangold was absolutely one of the best centers I've ever seen. To see him just suddenly die less than 2 weeks after he posted about his kidney is just so shocking and saddening. Seemed like a great guy too.

RIP. Seeing Rex Ryan react to his death as it broke live on air was just devastating. I hope Mangold makes the hall this year posthumously.

 

[Dildo_SHwaggins]

I can't wait for the tush push to be killed. That was so obviously a fumble, and forward progress was not stopped. If the refs would officiate the play fairly, we would be having a different conversation.

 

[break these cuffs]

I can't wait for the tush push to be killed. That was so obviously a fumble, and forward progress was not stopped. If the refs would officiate the play fairly, we would be having a different conversation.

That would have happened on any qb sneak or short yardage run, It had nothing to do with it being the tush push. Maybe they should have spotted him getting the first down, which he did. The officiating is hot ass all around this game.

Who blew the whistle on the doinked FG? Apparently nobody according to the league.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Falcons defense getting clowned by the fish. Fucking losers

 

[break these cuffs]

Skattebo carted off on an injury too gruesome to replay.

 

[Dildo_SHwaggins]

This is one of the worst calls I have ever seen. Because it's a 1pm game and the Giants aren't good, it's going to get swept under the rug. Its plays like these that stirs up conspiracy theorists because it is so obviously wrong.

Hopefully this is the final nail in coffin for the tush push. The refs can't officiate it correctly, the eagles can't run it fairly. It's an embarrassment right now.

 

[GemstoneEddie88]

Cam Skattebo’s ankle just fucking exploded.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Cam Skattebo’s ankle just fucking exploded.

ala Dak? I walked out of the room and missed it