The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[W@rui]

Nice uniform match-up tonight.

 

[break these cuffs]

Bills won but why on earth did they do this to themselves?! Did you really not trust Allen to get another first down?! All you had to do was throw the ball. You knew Cook would be running into a loaded line. This just felt needlessly complicated for no reason on the Bills' end. No wonder why they lose. You don't give Mahomes the chance to get the ball back. Ever.

Sean McDermott learned how to be a perennial bridesmaid with the Eagles under Andy Reid.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

Flores just put pressure all game.

The Man of 1000 blitzes will call variations of fire zone until you make him stop.

Bills won but why on earth did they do this to themselves?

The Bills tried their best to blow the game, but all they managed was to give me just enough hope to make it hurt more.

Sean McDermott learned how to be a perennial bridesmaid with the Eagles under Andy Reid.

He calls timeouts at the weirdest times. 9:31 left in the 2nd; Let's waste one on icing the kicker

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

You apologize to king Trevor, he just got an OT win against the mighty raiders.

Jags and Trevor Lawrence are being real goofy this year, but I love it. According to his wife, Trevor Lawrence was also playing while sick today.

 

[AndSothisIsChristmas]

Christ, the Seahawks are fun as fuck to watch this year

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

We have a boat race in D.C. Absolutely demolishing the Commies in all three phases of the game.
Edit: 28-0 and there's still four minutes and change in the second half. As long as my PNW friends aren't as insufferable as they were after the 2013 Super Bowl, good job on the Seahawks.

 

[Drama Fan]

Well... My Seahawks against the Commanders is the last match tonight.

28-0 now. I think your boys are doing pretty well.

I think everyone knew the Commies were overperforming last year but damn, they're getting outplayed in every phase of the game right now.

 

[W@rui]

Good lord this is a slaughter.

 

[Iron Hamster]

tbh having suffered through a few Steelers games this season, this is more them uncharacteristically playing up to competition than the Colts playing down

I guess the Colts were exposed as the posers here.

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Packers offense playing down to their competition again. 14 point favorites and can't even put 14 on the board.

They deserved to lose wearing those awful uniforms.

-barely squeaking by the Titans
-more OL injuries

God help the Chargers.

That seems to always struggle when they travel East.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

Ah, there’s the ReSkins I know and vaguely tolerate.

I’d be more upset if I wasn’t expecting this after the Cinderella Run they went on last year. There’s a good amount of Pro Level film on Jayden Daniels now, and the Commies are still the Commies - they may have mostly washed off the Dan Snyder Stank, but it’s going to take a lot to make them an actual contender.

 

[T u l p a]

Sean McDermott doesn't get nearly enough hate for being such a dog-shit coach with such a talented quarterback.

 

[George Lucas]

The Commanders are a world class team.

 

[Quence]

Which players on the Seahags are considered to be top-tier? I don’t know much about teams that are in distant locales.

 

[George Lucas]

The Seacocks being 6-2 when this games end is fucking insane. I’m tired of this scripted bullshit. You can give ‘em games but they still look like a shit team.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

The Seacocks being 6-2 when this games end is fucking insane. I’m tired of this scripted bullshit. You can give ‘em games but they still look like a shit team.

ok but who looks really good right now?

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Which players on the Seahags are considered to be top-tier? I don’t know much about teams that are in distant locales.

JSN leads the league in yards, Kupp is injured but I'd say still a solid threat. Their D-Line seems to be solid, and their O-Line is keeping Darnold nearly perfect, which helps a lot for a guy who was seeing ghosts when with the Jets and the final two games with Minnesota last year.
Edit: Daniels' season likely over, your elbow isn't supposed to bend backwards.

 

[Absolutego]

The Seacocks being 6-2 when this games end is fucking insane. I’m tired of this scripted bullshit. You can give ‘em games but they still look like a shit team.

>secondary is so rife with talent their pro bowl corner from 2022 is a glorified depth piece
>defensive line can get multi-sack games routinely rushing 4
>Sam Darnold just threw 17 straight completions and JSN tied Steve Largent (All-100 WR, one of two Seahawks to make the team) for number of 100+ games in a season (and the season's only halfway over)

Do the Seahawks really have to have a premium edge rusher or a RB averaging 100 yards a game to get some recognition? Christ.

 

[Squanto Airi]

Forgot to post this fun little random fact during the LAC-TEN game

 

[Drama Fan]

ok but who looks really good right now?

I swiped this from twitter for my rdrama thread as a leader. It's a chaotic season. I guess I can't be that mad, but I'm still fucking mad that the Packers lost to the Browns and Panthers and also tied the Cowboys.

Everyone is in cope, seethe, and hope mode rn so I guess it's a good circus

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Well Daniels is now hurt. Suffered what appears to be a dislocated elbow.

I find it a tad bit ironic that the last two QBs that were supposed to be the ones to help the Redskins/Commanders escape the dungeon of the NFL both have suffered severe injures at the hands of the Seahawks.