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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
A question about head coaches: Why are so many of them in such god awful shape?

It seems odd that these guys who are leading teams of very athletic men are themselves horrible looking. For instance, the coach of the Washington Commanders clearly has a turkey neck. How did he get so out of shape when his work space is surrounded by workout equipment and he has access to trainers and dieticians?

Another one is the Kansas City Chiefs coach. He’s obese!
 
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A question about head coaches: Why are so many of them in such god awful shape?

It seems odd that these guys who are leading teams of very athletic men are themselves horrible looking. For instance, the coach of the Washington Commanders clearly has a turkey neck. How did he get so out of shape when his work space is surrounded by workout equipment and he has access to trainers and dieticians?

Another one is the Kansas City Chiefs coach. He’s obese!
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Coaches are typically working past midnight during the season, and rarely get time to do anything outside of their office and on the field. Andy Reid isn't even the first coach to go full walrus.
 
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A question about head coaches: Why are so many of them in such god awful shape?

It seems odd that these guys who are leading teams of very athletic men are themselves horrible looking. For instance, the coach of the Washington Commanders clearly has a turkey neck. How did he get so out of shape when his work space is surrounded by workout equipment and he has access to trainers and dieticians?

Another one is the Kansas City Chiefs coach. He’s obese!
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It's a mixed bag. Pete Carroll, HC of the Las Vegas Raiders, doesn't look awful for being over 70. Andy Reid in KC has always been a big boy.

You can't tell me a guy who was a Coordinator or Head Coach in Green Bay (home of all things cheese and bratwurst), Philadelphia (probably two cheesesteaks between halftime), and Kansas City (enough BBQ to give anyone else a heart attack) wouldn't put on some girth.

Oh, if you haven't seen it already, this is him doing a Punt Pass Kick competition when her was 13. Just compare him to the rest of the other kids.


Edit: I didnt know Andy Reid got recruited to BYU, so add the incredible amount of sugar available there, on top of being a lineman (who are big anyway) and thats where you get.

I will say the younger generation of coaches are more fit-focused, or at least not turbo-fat. McVay, Shanahan, McDaniel (though he's a needy fsggot who barely counts) or former players like DeMeco Ryans.
 
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Jerruh wants that USAID money that dried up with the stipes on the Cowboys' helmets.
 
And it was all going so well for Arizona. I was considering staying up to watch this game.
 
Bro sent his ankles to the shadow realm.

 
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Tucker Kraft tore his ACL. Gonna go suck on a gun barrel....
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Feels like I'm going to be using this a lot the rest of the season.
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