The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Anybody else ready to watch the seal clubbing at Foxborough tonight?

It’s a Thursday night game this season. I expect the Jets to somehow make it a close game where discussions are about how they almost won/ Drake Maye gave the game away.

 

[AndSothisIsChristmas]

Redditors are sperging out about Woody Johnson being mentioned in that Epstein drop we got last night? Anything substantive or just a brief mention of him? God knows the Redditor who posted it didn’t give any context.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Anybody else ready to watch the seal clubbing at Foxborough tonight?

Imagine thinking you know how a thursday night game is going to play out

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Redditors are sperging out about Woody Johnson being mentioned in that Epstein drop we got last night? Anything substantive or just a brief mention of him? God knows the Redditor who posted it didn’t give any context.

It’s basically socialite gossip. I think it’s just Woody asking if some chick who was ambassador to Malta is a whore. The chick in general was the wife of some donor to Trump (this is literally every ambassador, it’s a do nothing job. Well Rahm Emmanuel used his Jap ambassadorship to try to ruin another city/ country).

Epstein was mostly an influence peddler. It’s effectively a nothing burger. Epstein was a NY socialite.

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

Imagine thinking you know how a thursday night game is going to play out

TNF divisional game with one of the worst teams in recent history who just traded their best players? Jets by 40. You know it to be true.

 

[Absolutego]

Redditors are sperging out about Woody Johnson being mentioned in that Epstein drop we got last night? Anything substantive or just a brief mention of him? God knows the Redditor who posted it didn’t give any context.

Redditors are sperging out about it because anything with the word "epstein" is getting botted to the top of its respective subreddit right now, and a bunch of them are very upset that they had posts deleted/threads locked trying to force politisperging into the sub when Trump attended the Commanders game Sunday. It's not just happening on /r/NFL.

They are convinced that the NFL sent out marching orders to the sub to delete anything too political, lmao. Anyways, Woody's probably a perv, but also most of NYC's socialite scene is in the Epstein files, the dude's whole gambit was getting material/connections to as many people as possible.

 

[Drama Fan]

I like the blue the Pats are wearing tonight.

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

Jets elected to receive and started bleeding clock immediately, now they're down one score and still bleeding clock.

Fam I don't think the Jets even want to be playing this game.

 

[Zaryiu2]

Jets elected to receive and started bleeding clock immediately, now they're down one score and still bleeding clock.

Fam I don't think the Jets even want to be playing this game.

Almost like that locker room has been lost...?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Almost like that locker room has been lost...?

It was lost a long time ago

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

It was lost a long time ago

Fields was trying. He looked almost in tears on the sideline 'cause he knows he is just not good enough.

The rest of the team seems visibly checked out. Brownlee especially.

 

[Zaryiu2]

The New York Jets: Where hope has been dead since the year of Superbowl V

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

Imagine thinking you know how a thursday night game is going to play out

How'd I do, bro?

I like the blue the Pats are wearing tonight.

Agreed, just bought one because I'm a fucking retard. The Rivalry jerseys are a nice twist and they aren't garish.

Sorry about the double post.

 

[Bingo Enjoyer]

I like the blue the Pats are wearing tonight.

Would’ve been better without the red Nike swoosh. Red white blue is the most boring color combo in sports. Patriots uniforms will probably look better than jags, bengals, Seahawks on most days but at least there’s a semblance of an artistic vision

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

How'd I do, bro?

terrible, I lost all my money betting on your prediction. Not a single fucking seal died

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

Would’ve been better without the red Nike swoosh. Red white blue is the most boring color combo in sports. Patriots uniforms will probably look better than jags, bengals, Seahawks on most days but at least there’s a semblance of an artistic vision

One might say Red White and Blue is... Patriotic?

terrible, I lost all my money betting on your prediction. Not a single fucking seal died

Sounds like a Kalshi bet to me.

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

Would’ve been better without the red Nike swoosh. Red white blue is the most boring color combo in sports. Patriots uniforms will probably look better than jags, bengals, Seahawks on most days but at least there’s a semblance of an artistic vision

Yeah, I like the slate blue color but there's just a little too much going on with them with the red stars around the collar and the Nike swooshes on the sleeves. Get rid of those and replace the dark blue part of the shoulder stripe with a grayish red and you'd have a banger.

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

Excited to see how low the ticket prices for Titans @ Browns go. We're already at $17 from resellers.

I wonder at what point they just break the fucking emergency glass and trot out Shedeur?

 

[Zaryiu2]

Excited to see how low the ticket prices for Titans @ Browns go. We're already at $17 from resellers.

I wonder at what point they just break the fucking emergency glass and trot out Shedeur?

You mean at what point they decide to officially tank?

 

[Squanto Airi]

I wonder at what point they just break the fucking emergency glass and trot out Shedeur?

Surprised they didnt for this game, considering the easy storyline for two rookie QBs to be matching up.